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Caught Jacking Your Meat AGAIN?!

caught jacking

Awww, were you caught jacking off again?  Tell me all about it.  I wanna know every last detail.  Who caught you? Where were you? What did you do afterwards?  Maybe even a story of when you were younger and got caught jacking your meat by your mom or your dad.  Or maybe even your hot babysitter 😉  Personally, I love it when men jack their cocks for me.  Especially if they are in any kind of danger of getting caught.  It makes my pussy so wet and I jam my fingers in and out of my cunt feverishly.  Pussy juices flowing all down my hand.   Come on and jack that cock for me since you love stroking it so much.  I wanna hear you cum hard and fast!!  I’ll let you hear my gushy pussy!!

Sissy Phone Sex, Dress Up Time

sissy phone sex By the end of our sissy phone sex session, this is how you will be dressed.  Well, maybe with a few added accessories lol! Remembering back when you were young and you used to sneak into your mom’s drawers and try on her panties and bra?  Slipping those silky thigh highs up your legs and sliding into a pair of mommy’s high heels made you feel so pretty.  You knew you would get into a lot of trouble if daddy ever caught you though.  You’re a sissy, just accept it and let’s begin some basic sissy training.  Trust me, I  know what you want, and what you need.  First off, you need someone like me to tell you that it’s ok to crave a big black cock.  I NEVER met a sissy who didn’t.  See?  I already know part of your little secret.  With me, you can become the beautiful butterfly you were meant to be.  We can play dress up and maybe even try on a little makeup.  Turn you into the woman you want to be.  We can come up with you a new name to match your new persona.  I won’t tell anyone that you’re really a sissy.  I may even let you play with your little clitty and have you shove something up your little man pussy 😉

Forcing You To The Glory Hole

domination phone sexYou’re gonna do what the fuck I say!  You may address me as Madame or Mistress.  I’m really feeling very domme today.  If you’re willing to totally submit to anything I tell you to do, then domination phone sex is a must!  Today, you will be my slave.  I will turn you into the little bitch boy we both know is lurking in the shadows.  We are taking a little excursion today.  Wanna know where to?  Just a sec.  First we have to get you dressed, well barely.  You will wear the slave outfit I’ve carefully picked out.  You’re lucky I didn’t make you wear a cock cage.  Now you’re ready.  Is the suspense killing you?  Ok, I’m dragging your sorry claims to be straight ass to a glory hole.  We both know what you really want and today, it’s happening.  I’m gonna stand behind you with a crop and instruct you while you suck that cock poking through that hole in the wall.  Don’t even begin to try and tell me no. I will smack your cock balls and ass with this crop.  Then, I will out your wanna be sissy ass to your coworkers, family and friends.  You’re not just sucking one cock, oh no, I would never make it that easy faggot.  That’s what you really are.  Today, I’m gonna prove it.  You’re gonna suck every cock that comes through that hole and whenever I choose, you will turn around and offer up that slutty boy cunt.  Got your dick hard didn’t it?  I knew it.  Be who you really are.  I doubt you have the balls though.  If you’re really good, I may let you jack your cock for me.

I’m Feeling Like A Dirty Phone Sex Whore

dirty phone sexI’m feeling like such a dirty phone sex whore tonight. Oh who am I kidding?  I’m the nastiest, sluttiest whore I know lol! There’s this married couple who lives a couple of apartments down from me and the wife is such a fucking skinny little bitch.  I can’t stand her ass.  I think she hates me cause she has caught her husband eyeballing me several times.  I’m always sure to smile and wave at him in a flirty way.  Today, I saw her hit my car with her car door on purpose as she was leaving to go god knows where.  I was so furious.  I put on a short little dress and marched my ass right over to their place and knocked on the door and asked him if he could come over to help me with something.  As soon as we got to my place, I took my dress off and told him to fuck me.  He was stunned, but obviously turned on cause he was sure pitching a tent in his pants.  He couldn’t get them off fast enough. He didn’t even bother with his shirt.  But he fucked my wet cunt so good.  I even let him nut inside me.  Next time I see his wife I’m gonna bust out laughing.  Joke’s on her.  Would you like some dirty phone sex tonight?  Call me

BBC Revenge Sex

dirty phone sexWell, they say keep your friends close and your enemies closer.  I understand that perfectly well and so does she, now.  Call me for some dirty phone sex and I’ll give you all the details.  But, I can briefly tell you the whole scenario.  So, I have this so called friend who fucks around with my other friend’s boyfriends. She thinks that no one knows, but I wasn’t born last night and at some of our parties, when her bbc boyfriend isn’t around, I’ve watched her do some really foul shit towards the other guys who are my real friends’ boyfriends. Men are fucking dogs, let’s agree to that first.  They see a bitch in heat, they’re not saying no.  Anywho, the other night, we had a little get together.  She got sloppy drunk and was flirting in front of her bbc.  He got pissed and walked outside.  I, of course followed.  I started telling him that I knew she had been hooking up with other guys.  He was shocked to say the least.  Then I started stroking his ego.  I told him she was stupid for fucking around on him and that I bet he had a nice cock.  I giggled a little, looked down at his crotch and kinda bit my bottom lip.  He reached out, grabbed my hand and squeezed it around his cock.  I could feel it instantly getting hard.  I reached out and grabbed his other hand and shoved it up my skirt to my naked wet cunt.  Immediately he jammed his fingers into me.  Finger fucking me hard.  Saying, “oh you want some of this big black cock huh?”  Fuck yeah.  That’s exactly what I wanted, and I wanted to make sure his girlfriend would find out.  He took me to a back bedroom while everyone stared as we brushed by them.  He made sure to fuck me good and hard making me scream.  Want more details?

Carmen’s Your Fantasy Mom

fantasy momIt’s almost that special day!!  You know that day when you finally get to fuck mommy!!  I’m Carmen, your new fantasy mom and I know what you want.  You want to suck on mommy’s flabby titties and her seasoned cunt.  How many times did you sit in your bedroom with a pic of mommy jacking off to it huh?  I bet you can’t even count how many times you rubbed one out while fantasizing about your mommy.  It’s a shame you never got the chance to pyle drive mommy’s sweet holes.  Well, today is your lucky day cause I’m gonna be your mommy and your dreams and fantasies finally get to come true.  Mommy can’t wait to get her hands and mouth on your cock.  Fuck mommy!!! Make mommy cum all over your cock.  Show mommy how much you love her. Let me be your ultimate fantasy.  Mommy needs your cock.

Your Need To Be Dominated

domination phone sexOn your knees you piece of shit.  It amuses me to use you like the worthless pussy boy you are.  Laughing as I have you whimpering on your knees while spewing vile insults.  Your cock grows harder.  You’re one of those men who loves being emasculated.  Having no sense of real manhood, you relish in being kicked in the balls.  All while I make you shove that dildo harder into your slutty boy cunt.  Hmm, what should I make you dress up in tonight?  Your wife’s favorite panties and some fishnets.  Make you take some selfies and email them to me.  You’re such a useless gutless pathetic excuse of a man.  Ugh, you disgust me.  I should make you sit in a corner with your little cock cage on while I get fucked by real men with way bigger cocks than you.  You know you could never really please any woman right?  Are you even worthy to clean up my creampie afterwards?

Did You Get Caught Jacking Off AGAIN?!

caught jackingMy friend’s poor son is at that age where he just can’t keep his hands off his cock.  I can’t begin to tell you how many times he got caught jacking it?  She keeps telling him that if he keeps it up, it’s gonna fall off.  I told her that it’s natural at that age and all he really needs is a real good fuck by a seasoned pro.  This is obviously where I step in.  We plan the whole thing but we want to make it a surprise for him.  She tells me that she’s gonna drop him off at my house to do a few things around here for me.  He’s pretty handy and has fixed a few things around here, but he had no idea what I had in store for him.  I left a note on the door telling him to come on in and lock the door behind him.

I hear, the front door and in a minute I hear him calling my name.  I yell to him “I’m in my bedroom, come on back”.  There I am butt fucking naked wearing only an evil grin on my face.  He looked stunned but immediately I could see a bulge forming in his pants.  He tried to hide it, but I motioned to come over to me.  I begin to tell him that his mom says she keeps catching him jacking that cock of his and all he really needs is several hours of me.  I unzipped his pants which fell to the floor.  I gently took out his cock that is now rock hard, throbbing with pre-cum oozing all over the head of it.  Immediately I lick all the pre-cum and begin sucking his cock.  Well, that first load he blew rather quickly.  We fucked for hours after that.  I titty fucked him, we 69’d, he fucked me from the back and I even let him fuck my tight asshole.  I bet he won’t be jacking off for a few days now!

Domination Phone Sex, Your Tiny Cock

domination phone sexSo I meet this guy online right? He’s all buff and shit like a football player with big ass hands and feet so I’m thinking everything on him must match right?  WRONG!!  What he really needed is Domination Phone Sex so I could humiliate him about his tiny cock. So anyway, he comes over. We have a few drinks, we start tonguing each other.  He starts pinching my nipples, making them hard as rocks and my pussy begin to throb.  I could feel it’s wetness through my panties.  He reaches down and starts rubbing my clit through my panties and that shit felt so good.  I’m thinking to myself how I can’t wait to see his huge cock ’cause I know it’s got to be big. I look down at his pants and I don’t see anything, No lump, no bulge nothing.  I’m curious so I reach down to grab it.  First, it took me a minute to find it in those big pants he had on.  There was way too much room in the crotch for what he had.

So, I tell him to take his pants off. He proudly gets up and strips down to his boxers.  I tell him to take those off too.  My eyes nearly fell out of my fucking head when he did that.  That was the smallest penis I have ever seen in my life.  Instinctively, I busted out laughing.  Dude, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that little ass cock?!   Oh hell no, you’ve got to get the fuck out of my house. I walked to the door and held it open and waited for him to leave with his head hanging low in shame. Do you have a small penis?  I would love to get the chance to make fun of it and humiliate you.  I’ll have your creaming all over yourself calling you every little dick, sorry excuse for a cock vienna sausage having motherfucking names there are.  Let me humiliate you  !

You Fucking Disgust Me

mean phone sexYou fucking disgust me you worthless piece of shit!  How dare you even begin to think I should waste my time with such a loser like you.  If it’s Mean Phone Sex you want, then you came to the right place.  I’ve had a fucked up day and I’m soooo ready to take it out on whomever has the balls to call me.  Your mom should have aborted your pathetic ass.  I bet you even cry when you cum don’t you?  I knew it.  I love it when men, and really you’re not even worth that title, however you shitpig I’ll humiliate and degrade you til you’re all balled up in a corner with your thumb in your ass and a wet spot in your pants where I’ve made you piss yourself.  So if being made to feel like you are the worthless pansy ass sorry motherfucker you really are, give me a call.  I’m in rare form tonight.  I’ve already sent a couple of men to their knees bawling their eyes out so who’s next?

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