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The Slut Award

Dirty phone sex sitesI wonder if there will ever a lifetime slut award. If there ever was I would want to be in the running and the winner. Or it could be set up like the Miss America annual thing that they have. We can call it Miss slut of America. I could walk out on stage with a slutty outfit on. And my question could be like something like. What makes you the best slut to win this award. I bet this show would get a lot of ratings by a lot of nice, nasty, kinky, men. And in the talent portion I can demonstrate on a dildo how well I can suck on some dick. Taking my tongue and mouth giving your a dick a slobbering, warm bath. Then you can watch me swallow all of the dildo deep into my throat.

Jack Off For Me

jack off for meWhat can you do for me?  Jack off for me.  It’s sooooo fucking hot for me to watch “jackoff porn”.  Such a fucking turn on to watch a man jacking his throbbing cock feverishly until that hot sticky jizz comes out the top like a volcano.  Some of you squirt clear across the room.  Sooo impressive.  I used to have this guy who would send me jackoff videos and I used to watch them with my vibrator stuffed deep into my sloppy wet cunt. Oh my god, I’m getting horny just thinking about it.  Skype could be fun.  We could do a little cyber phone sex chat so I can watch you stroke that cock until you cream all over your hands.  Mmmmmm I wish I was there to lick all that hot stickiness of your hands and suck each and every one of your fingers clean.  If you don’t want to do a skype session, that’s ok.

I can sit and listen to you while you beat that meat for me.  In fact, I’ll definitely join in.  Dildo deep in my hot wet cunt with my trusty bullet on my sensitive bud.  I don’t care how this scenario plays out.  I’m just a fucking horny slut who wants to get off over and over tonight.

Let’s See If You Can Make It Through My Countdown

Guided Masterbation

I love when men call me and I get to tell you how to jack off. I love knowing I am in control of your pleasure and that oozing at the end, the very thing you crave your immaculate orgasm. I am sitting here in my cute white cotton panties and a robe. I would be rubbing on my nipples while I tell you to spit and let it drip down to that fat head and stroke it down so very slow. I want you to squeeze as you come down and go all the way down to your balls. I know you would let out some nice moans. It would feel so good to gently come them. Just knowing you are about to go back up fast and cup over the head. I would have you go back down again, and then I would tell you to do it how it feels good. I would tell you to let me know when you are getting close like 90 percent and then to edge it. I won’t let you come until you beg me and tell me why I should let you. I want to see if you can last through my little countdown, most men can’t.

Dirty Tyra

Dirty phone sex

I brought my younger cousin over to play with you. You ordered both of us to strip down, so you could see our bare twats and boobs. You must have liked what you saw because your fuck stick grew long and hard. My twat was so wet. I wanted to play with my girl cousin and you. I wanted her pussy juice and your cum all over me. You took her and spread her legs and demanded that I sit on her face. She is a good pussy eater. I rode her face forever. I came on her face over and over as you rammed your fuck stick into her. Finally, you pointed it at us and cum rained down our bodies.

Dirty Phone Sex Mistress Gemini

I’m Gemini and I will be your Dirty Phone Sex Mistress tonight. I will hope that you are willing to stroke that dick for me and show me what you have. I want your cock standing at attention and then I will reward you with a few lashes from my riders crop or maybe I’ll take your spatula and administer the lashes with it myself.

Dirty Phone Sex

You see I am a complete control freak and that means I will control that cock of yours even if it means I will have to chastise you putting that bad boy in a cage. I will lock your cock up and you can’t touch it for a week. We will see how well you obey me then. Now don’t be shy and don’t be a pussy, as the only pussy that should be involved here is mine, which you will worship.

Mean Phone Sex for Small Dicks

mean phone sex Do you like mean phone sex? I deliver mean woman phone sex! Clearly, I am too old to be the bratty princess type; however, I am a size queen when it comes to adult men. The young boys I fuck, well, they are still growing. When I see a grown man with an itty bitty dickie, I go all mean girl. I’ve done porn. I have fucked some of the biggest cocks in the industry. Plus, my adult son I bore when I was a teen girl has a 9 inch cock. My late husband had a 10 inch cock. I am a cougar in the height of my sexual prime, which means I love to fuck. I just don’t love to fuck small dicks. I do love shaming little dicks, however. I was at the strip club I feature at a couple times a month last night. There was this big spender who wanted the VIP room with me.  When guys shell out his kind of money for a private room, I know what they want and it’s a lot more than a lap dance. My club doesn’t care if we take money for sex as long as we don’t brag about it and we tip out. Since there is no strict policy, we don’t have to do any guy we don’t want to. Most girls don’t want to fuck old geezers or creepy greasy dudes. All I care about is money and cock size. But, a guy can have all the money in the world and I still won’t fuck him, or even blow him, if he has a shrimp dick. Alexander paid me $5,000 to fuck. He was handsome and rich, but that was not enough for a turtle dick. He had a dick so mall it could only be called a micro penis. I tossed his money in his face and laughed at him. I hurled about 100 tiny dick loser slams at him. Get this. The loser came. He came without touching himself; without me touching him. He gave me the money and thanked me for my honesty and integrity. I wish it was always that easy to make five grand.

Taboo Phone Sex

 

Taboo Phone Sex

I am the ultimate dirty girl. Whatever you want to do to me or have done to you I will do. Every type of sex makes me happy. You want to piss down my throat and then jack of for me and cum all over my tits? I love it all of it. I have every type of porn and it all makes my pussy sopping wet. I have huge toys and handcuff for the man who wants me to be his dirty cum whore tied up and fucked senseless. I can be your mommy and make my brat suck mommies pussy all night. I am that cum bucket that finds small dick interesting and BBC something to tear apart my pussy. I am the queen of nasty phone sex, I do it all.

 

Mean Phone Sex Tyra

Mean Phone Sex

I am the queen bitch. My husband can’t satisfy me with his tiny cock and cries when I try to put him in his place. What a pathetic baby! So, when I caught you jacking while I was cleaning my kitchen in my t-shirt and nothing else, I decided to invite you over. I wasn’t nice about it either. I marched outside and told, you to come inside or I would go just like I am and wake your wife up. Hell, I was lonely and wanted to have fun with you. You sat at the kitchen table and I threw a towel at you and told you to get your cock out again. Faster loser, I want to see it! Now you are going to start stroking it slowly all the way up and down and you will only do as I say got it! I slipped my t-shirt over my head, so you could see everything as I guided your masturbation. Now a little faster and just the top half.  I grabbed a pickle and started to slurp it. Imagine my mouth on your tiny dick bitch! Think of what my mouth could do if you weren’t such a piece of shit.  Now faster and squeeze a little tighter, I don’t have all fucking night! I saw that precum starts to ooze, I was getting what I wanted. Now as you cum I need it all in that towel, I didn’t clean this kitchen for nothing! If even one drop gets on the floor you will lick it, clean motherfucker! You came in the towel and I opened the door. Put your dick up take that towel and wash it and leave I on my porch tomorrow bitch. And with that, you were gone.

Santa’s Filthy Hoe Hoe Hoe

 

nasty phone sex

 

He’s checked it once and checked it twice, he was pretty positive based on my track record that this would be yet another year with Elsa on the Naught list! Santa was right. I’ve got an extra big surprise for him waiting under the tree this year though. I’ve finally got my anal prolapse to stick out all the way. I can’t wait to feel Santa’s peppermint stick dick rubbing all over my sexy popped out anus. I hope he brings a few elves with him this time too, it’d be so nice to have those little helpers sucking on my tits while Santa blows his load right in the center of that sexy juicy and bright red prolapse. I would even love it if he got down and sucked his festive cream out of me. I wonder if that Rudolph wants to spend a little time. I’ve always wondered if red rocket was as big as mom says it is. I may get coal every year but I get to have a lot of fun while they are all delivering it.

Jacking Off Porn

Jacking Off Porn

I love sitting on my comfortable leather sofa, with popcorn and watching porn. Today I had that urge, I was sitting in my satin panties and bra. I smelt the popcorn was almost done popping. I sat back down and grabbed my ipad. I went to my favorite site and was just browsing when I saw this one video of this guy sitting in his office chair with his nice 8 inch, thick dick in his hand. It was so sexy to watch him jack off and see his hand go over his fat mushroom head which was turning purple. I wish I had someone to jack off while watching this. I could tell he was going to come soon and I loved watching it spout out of him like a fountain.

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