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Dirty Phone Sex Cougar

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind of phone sex in my opinion.  I have decades of experience in the adult world. In fact, I have never had a vanilla job. I am not qualified for anything that doesn’t involve me fucking or talking about fucking. So you can imagine that I struggle when I have to interact with people in a vanilla way. My middle daughter is struggling in school. Like her mother, she is more interested in boys than learning. Her English teacher called me for a conference. I have almost zero appropriate clothes for such things, but I managed to put something together that didn’t scream “whore.”  Her teacher was hot. She never told me. I was a bit pissed off that she neglected to tell me how yummy he looked. I was staring at his package the entire time. To be honest, I didn’t hear a word he said. I cut him off and said, “Let me be honest here. My daughter is not gifted. She would rather fuck than study. Just like me. Can we just make some special arrangement so she at least can graduate someday?” No hesitation on his part. He stood up, unzipped his pants and said, “Suck my cock then.” He wasn’t even 30 yet was my guess, but he knew how to take advantage of an opportunity. I blew him like my life depended on it. If my teen whore dropped or flunked out of school, it wouldn’t be the worst thing. I turned out fine; however, if I can keep her in school by fucking her teachers, why not, right? His cock was a decent size too. He skull fucked me like the dirty old porn star I am. After he came all over my face he admitted that he has seen my old porn from the 80s and early 90s. “I like you much better as cougar,” he said with a grin. I am fine wine. I have only improved over time.


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