Dirty Phone Sex Pumpkin Fucker

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I know what kind of dirty phone sex you are craving today. It’s that kinky fun time of year and you just cannot resist going and jerking off  in the neighbors jack-o-lantern. That carved circular fleshy mouth just has you wanting to feel it suck your pathetic little cock off. Hell, I know that is the only action you are going to get and you even went out to buy your own pumpkin to carve the perfect little fuck hole in. I just want to laugh at you as I tell you to keep pumping away and that a little pumpkin head is the only head you’re going to get today. I bet you are just now getting the idea to go try fucking a pumpkin hole and can’t wait to get out and buy one to make the perfect little sex toy for your pathetic needs.

 

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