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When you look like me, you can get out of trouble easily. I have that sweet innocent girl next door look. Men love that. I got pulled over for having a taillight out yesterday. Now, normally, I just smile and say, “Sorry officer I will get my daddy to fix that right away,” and I am back on the road in 2 minutes. I was drunk and high, plus I had a bong on the passenger seat. I had been partying with friends. I flirted with the officer to gauge my chances of being able to fuck my way out of this dilemma. The car door was open. I swung my legs around so the officer could see my bald cunt. I never wear panties in case of an emergency like this. He saw my pretty bald cunt and grabbed his crotch to adjust himself. I gave him a boner! I gave him the best blowjob of his life too. I am not tooting my own horn even though I can suck the chrome off a doorknob according to daddy. The officer told me I sucked his cock better than any of the hookers he has had! I was doing my best to rock his world. I didn’t want to go to jail. I couldn’t survive a day without cock!

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