It’s no secret I hate people

taboo phone sexIt is no secret I hate most people. I am what a shrink would call anti-social. I like it that way. People annoy the fuck out of me. As far as I see it, I can have more fun with you dead. I enjoy sex with dead bodies because a dead dick is hard, and the asshole attached to the dead dick can no longer talk. A dead guy also cannot try to hug or spoon me. I am not saying all men are better off dead, just most men are more fun when they are no longer breathing. This friend of mine knows how I like my stiffs. She works at the county morgue. When a fresh male cadaver comes in, I am her first call. I went down last night because there was a multi-car accident. Many guys dead. That is my kind of orgy. I grabbed the lube and went to the morgue. My friend had them hard for me. Did you know that with something up the ass like a metal probe, cocks can stay hard after death for a couple of hours? Those cocks were still warm too when I arrived. I had my pick of the morgue. I fucked them all. I mean it would be a shame to waste 8 hard warm dead dicks, right? I know. I am one twisted bitch, but I hate pillow talk.

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