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BBC Revenge Sex

dirty phone sexWell, they say keep your friends close and your enemies closer.  I understand that perfectly well and so does she, now.  Call me for some dirty phone sex and I’ll give you all the details.  But, I can briefly tell you the whole scenario.  So, I have this so called friend who fucks around with my other friend’s boyfriends. She thinks that no one knows, but I wasn’t born last night and at some of our parties, when her bbc boyfriend isn’t around, I’ve watched her do some really foul shit towards the other guys who are my real friends’ boyfriends. Men are fucking dogs, let’s agree to that first.  They see a bitch in heat, they’re not saying no.  Anywho, the other night, we had a little get together.  She got sloppy drunk and was flirting in front of her bbc.  He got pissed and walked outside.  I, of course followed.  I started telling him that I knew she had been hooking up with other guys.  He was shocked to say the least.  Then I started stroking his ego.  I told him she was stupid for fucking around on him and that I bet he had a nice cock.  I giggled a little, looked down at his crotch and kinda bit my bottom lip.  He reached out, grabbed my hand and squeezed it around his cock.  I could feel it instantly getting hard.  I reached out and grabbed his other hand and shoved it up my skirt to my naked wet cunt.  Immediately he jammed his fingers into me.  Finger fucking me hard.  Saying, “oh you want some of this big black cock huh?”  Fuck yeah.  That’s exactly what I wanted, and I wanted to make sure his girlfriend would find out.  He took me to a back bedroom while everyone stared as we brushed by them.  He made sure to fuck me good and hard making me scream.  Want more details?

Carmen’s Your Fantasy Mom

fantasy momIt’s almost that special day!!  You know that day when you finally get to fuck mommy!!  I’m Carmen, your new fantasy mom and I know what you want.  You want to suck on mommy’s flabby titties and her seasoned cunt.  How many times did you sit in your bedroom with a pic of mommy jacking off to it huh?  I bet you can’t even count how many times you rubbed one out while fantasizing about your mommy.  It’s a shame you never got the chance to pyle drive mommy’s sweet holes.  Well, today is your lucky day cause I’m gonna be your mommy and your dreams and fantasies finally get to come true.  Mommy can’t wait to get her hands and mouth on your cock.  Fuck mommy!!! Make mommy cum all over your cock.  Show mommy how much you love her. Let me be your ultimate fantasy.  Mommy needs your cock.

Your Need To Be Dominated

domination phone sexOn your knees you piece of shit.  It amuses me to use you like the worthless pussy boy you are.  Laughing as I have you whimpering on your knees while spewing vile insults.  Your cock grows harder.  You’re one of those men who loves being emasculated.  Having no sense of real manhood, you relish in being kicked in the balls.  All while I make you shove that dildo harder into your slutty boy cunt.  Hmm, what should I make you dress up in tonight?  Your wife’s favorite panties and some fishnets.  Make you take some selfies and email them to me.  You’re such a useless gutless pathetic excuse of a man.  Ugh, you disgust me.  I should make you sit in a corner with your little cock cage on while I get fucked by real men with way bigger cocks than you.  You know you could never really please any woman right?  Are you even worthy to clean up my creampie afterwards?

Did You Get Caught Jacking Off AGAIN?!

caught jackingMy friend’s poor son is at that age where he just can’t keep his hands off his cock.  I can’t begin to tell you how many times he got caught jacking it?  She keeps telling him that if he keeps it up, it’s gonna fall off.  I told her that it’s natural at that age and all he really needs is a real good fuck by a seasoned pro.  This is obviously where I step in.  We plan the whole thing but we want to make it a surprise for him.  She tells me that she’s gonna drop him off at my house to do a few things around here for me.  He’s pretty handy and has fixed a few things around here, but he had no idea what I had in store for him.  I left a note on the door telling him to come on in and lock the door behind him.

I hear, the front door and in a minute I hear him calling my name.  I yell to him “I’m in my bedroom, come on back”.  There I am butt fucking naked wearing only an evil grin on my face.  He looked stunned but immediately I could see a bulge forming in his pants.  He tried to hide it, but I motioned to come over to me.  I begin to tell him that his mom says she keeps catching him jacking that cock of his and all he really needs is several hours of me.  I unzipped his pants which fell to the floor.  I gently took out his cock that is now rock hard, throbbing with pre-cum oozing all over the head of it.  Immediately I lick all the pre-cum and begin sucking his cock.  Well, that first load he blew rather quickly.  We fucked for hours after that.  I titty fucked him, we 69’d, he fucked me from the back and I even let him fuck my tight asshole.  I bet he won’t be jacking off for a few days now!

Domination Phone Sex, Your Tiny Cock

domination phone sexSo I meet this guy online right? He’s all buff and shit like a football player with big ass hands and feet so I’m thinking everything on him must match right?  WRONG!!  What he really needed is Domination Phone Sex so I could humiliate him about his tiny cock. So anyway, he comes over. We have a few drinks, we start tonguing each other.  He starts pinching my nipples, making them hard as rocks and my pussy begin to throb.  I could feel it’s wetness through my panties.  He reaches down and starts rubbing my clit through my panties and that shit felt so good.  I’m thinking to myself how I can’t wait to see his huge cock ’cause I know it’s got to be big. I look down at his pants and I don’t see anything, No lump, no bulge nothing.  I’m curious so I reach down to grab it.  First, it took me a minute to find it in those big pants he had on.  There was way too much room in the crotch for what he had.

So, I tell him to take his pants off. He proudly gets up and strips down to his boxers.  I tell him to take those off too.  My eyes nearly fell out of my fucking head when he did that.  That was the smallest penis I have ever seen in my life.  Instinctively, I busted out laughing.  Dude, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that little ass cock?!   Oh hell no, you’ve got to get the fuck out of my house. I walked to the door and held it open and waited for him to leave with his head hanging low in shame. Do you have a small penis?  I would love to get the chance to make fun of it and humiliate you.  I’ll have your creaming all over yourself calling you every little dick, sorry excuse for a cock vienna sausage having motherfucking names there are.  Let me humiliate you  !

You Fucking Disgust Me

mean phone sexYou fucking disgust me you worthless piece of shit!  How dare you even begin to think I should waste my time with such a loser like you.  If it’s Mean Phone Sex you want, then you came to the right place.  I’ve had a fucked up day and I’m soooo ready to take it out on whomever has the balls to call me.  Your mom should have aborted your pathetic ass.  I bet you even cry when you cum don’t you?  I knew it.  I love it when men, and really you’re not even worth that title, however you shitpig I’ll humiliate and degrade you til you’re all balled up in a corner with your thumb in your ass and a wet spot in your pants where I’ve made you piss yourself.  So if being made to feel like you are the worthless pansy ass sorry motherfucker you really are, give me a call.  I’m in rare form tonight.  I’ve already sent a couple of men to their knees bawling their eyes out so who’s next?

Let’s Have Some Real Live Phone Sex

live phone sex

I had a guy who called me earlier for some real live phone sex.  Well, one of my fuck buddies happened to be here so I asked him did he want to assist me in a call.  He was a little nervous at first but as soon as I put the phone on speaker and started sucking his cock, he completely forgot about the guy on the phone.  But of course I didn’t. I could hear him jacking his throbbing cock while he listened to me getting drilled in my pretty pink pussy by my friend.  I made sure to give him a good show. I made sure to time everything just right so that we all came together.  My caller thanked me a million times for letting him hear me getting fucked hard.  That’s one phone sex call he’ll never forget.

 

My Hot Wet Cunt

dirty phone sexI’m just laying back with my fingers buried in my wet cunt, as usual.  What I really need right now is some hot Dirty Phone Sex.  I can be your submissive whore or anything else you want me to be.  I just really need to get off.  I have all my toys laid out just waiting for you baby.  That’s how my last call started out.  Well, this guy had me so fucking horny.  He was into some mutual masturbation and I was all to happy to oblige.  He’s always so fucking horny when he calls me.  First, he has me start out with my bullet on my clit.  Then he has me take out my vibrator and shove it all the way in my ass.  God, that thing feels so good.  I can hear him jacking his hard cock.  Breathing heavier and heavier.  He puts the phone down by his cock so I can here the cum near the head ready to explode out of him.

Our calls are always so much fun.  Give me a call or we can always have a hot sexy phone chat session.

Jack Off For Me

jack off for meWhat can you do for me?  Jack off for me.  It’s sooooo fucking hot for me to watch “jackoff porn”.  Such a fucking turn on to watch a man jacking his throbbing cock feverishly until that hot sticky jizz comes out the top like a volcano.  Some of you squirt clear across the room.  Sooo impressive.  I used to have this guy who would send me jackoff videos and I used to watch them with my vibrator stuffed deep into my sloppy wet cunt. Oh my god, I’m getting horny just thinking about it.  Skype could be fun.  We could do a little cyber phone sex chat so I can watch you stroke that cock until you cream all over your hands.  Mmmmmm I wish I was there to lick all that hot stickiness of your hands and suck each and every one of your fingers clean.  If you don’t want to do a skype session, that’s ok.

I can sit and listen to you while you beat that meat for me.  In fact, I’ll definitely join in.  Dildo deep in my hot wet cunt with my trusty bullet on my sensitive bud.  I don’t care how this scenario plays out.  I’m just a fucking horny slut who wants to get off over and over tonight.

Guided Masterbation

guided masterbationI’m so fucking horny tonight. Won’t you call me for some Guided Masterbation phone sex?  I don’t know what came over me but I can’t keep this fucking thing out of my greedy snatch.  But, I’m tired of fucking myself the same way over and over.   I need a take charge kind of man to call me and tell me how you want me to fuck myself.

I’ll let you be in control and tell me when I can cum.  It’s a little out of my character but that’s just what I’m in the mood for.  Guided Masturbation has really always been kind of a turn on for me.  I can turn my brain off and let you tell me how far to shove this dildo up my creamy cunt and/or my tight asshole.  You’re in charge tonight baby.