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Santa’s Filthy Hoe Hoe Hoe

 

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He’s checked it once and checked it twice, he was pretty positive based on my track record that this would be yet another year with Elsa on the Naught list! Santa was right. I’ve got an extra big surprise for him waiting under the tree this year though. I’ve finally got my anal prolapse to stick out all the way. I can’t wait to feel Santa’s peppermint stick dick rubbing all over my sexy popped out anus. I hope he brings a few elves with him this time too, it’d be so nice to have those little helpers sucking on my tits while Santa blows his load right in the center of that sexy juicy and bright red prolapse. I would even love it if he got down and sucked his festive cream out of me. I wonder if that Rudolph wants to spend a little time. I’ve always wondered if red rocket was as big as mom says it is. I may get coal every year but I get to have a lot of fun while they are all delivering it.

Let Me Twist Your Balls

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I wanna reach in your pants and twist your balls. Let suck on those balls and pull them so far away from your crotch that you whimper my name. Let’s stretch the skin out and drip hot wax all over it. I’ve cuffed your wrists together and blind folded you so you cannot even see what I’m going to do next. I’ve grabbed my lighter and started burning off your pubic hair. I know it hurts so good, babe. Just grin and bare it because in control. Don’t worry, we’re going to get all your spermies out of you after I have a little more fun. I’m going all these rubber bands around your balls until they turn blue and then I’m going to suck your cock to the base, wrap my teeth around it and bite down. Then I’m going to jack you off with a hand full of scat. I know how much you love it dirty and painful, so that’s how we’re going to play from now on. You love it when a little girl like me turns you in to a sub, so let’s have some fun.

Let Me Castrate You

Mean Phone Sex

 

You’re my friend’s dad and I have noticed you checking in on my sexy developing body for years. It’s been driving you crazy just wondering about how good my tight holes would feel once you stuffed them up with that thick cock but I have another plan in mind. You’ve been such a bad boy who talks such a hard game about enjoying younger pussy that I think it’s time that maybe you pay for some of your kinks. The best way I know to do to that is to take away your manhood which of course means castrate you completely. I lure you into your daughter’s bedroom with flirtation and promises of finally getting your fantasy filled but once you sit down for a little lap dance that’s when I strap your arms behind your back. I begin with what seems like a friendly little cock tease but once I have your testicles in my hands I twist them around and around each other until they are swollen, black and blue. Then I wrap my scrunchie around them as tight as I can to cut off the blood to them completely. And that’s when I reach down and grab that sweet little Girl Scout’s pocket knife you gifted your little girl last Christmas and drag the blade along your skin, removing your balls like a farm animal. I guess I’ll package these up really nice for you to keep as a reminder of the amazing time we had tonight. 😉

 

Soaking In My Own Piss

 

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As you already know from my previous blogs, I have a major kink for collecting jars of my own urine and scat. Sometimes I mix them up and make yummy scatty smoothies and other times I give them away as gifts to my favorite clients. I really reached my maximum amount of storage space though and had this brilliant idea. One by one I emptied each of the jars into my whirlpool bathtub and even added a bath bomb just to make the experience more luxurious. Once I had it filled, I turned on the jets and grabbed my waterproof vibrator. Bathing and masturbating in my own delicious urine and shit was so incredible. Even sticking my head under and gulping up big mouthfuls of the tasty mixture, drinking as much as I could handle. What was even better is my roommate Paul came in and even pissed in the tub while I played around in my mess, being sure to cover my head to chin with his smelly yellow sunshine. He even climbed into the tub with me and I sucked his cock off really good until he released every drop of his jizz down my throat. I didn’t have the heart to drain the tub. Do you want to come by and play in it with me too?

Licking My Shit Off HIs Dick

 

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I had been constipated for weeks but you suggested an alternative way to help get all that yummy scat out of my ass. You shot a full bottle of laxatives straight into my ass and immediately shoved your big juicy cock right into my asshole which I didn’t expect at all. It hurt so back but you insisted that it would get all of my scat out plus there’d be an extra surprise at the end. I could feel my shit draining down my cheeks and inner thighs as you road my asshole as hard as you could. Finally releasing the cum into my hole, you pulled out immediately and demanded I lick and suck every single drop of wet smelly droppings plus your cum off of your dick. I was happy to please you, getting all of the scat off of you while you pissed right down my throat while I cleaned your beautiful cock off. I looked up and could see your face, so pleased that your little scatty pet enjoying her after dinner treat. After I cleaned you, you let out a massive shit of your own, ordering me to spread your cheeks and lick out of all of your mess from between your hair buttcheeks, I was even getting all of your little anal hairs stuck in my teeth like dental floss. After you were done, you had me lick the rest of your body clean while you ordered me into the shower to clean myself as well. You left with the orders that the next time I couldn’t manage to get my own shit out to just call you. Trust me, I will. 😉

Lick My Shitter

 

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You know how much I love teasing you with my scent. Any chance I get to stick a finger
down into my cunt hole, just to drag it under your nose. It drives you crazing smelling
my sweet bald pussy, knowing I have made it a point to not even change my panties for a few
days- just for you. Lately I’ve been playing with my cute little butthole more and more.
I decided to day while we were making out to stick my finger inside my shitter and get you
a little sniff of my brownie batter. To my surprise though, you wanted me to suck the scent off
of my own finger and I did so happily. Then before I even had a chance to begin my tease,
you pushed me onto my belly and told me to spread my little ass cheeks open for you. You
got between them and ordered me to push. I squeezed so hard my stomach tummy started to cramp
but then you started licking my scat up like it was soft serve ice cream. I kept pushing
as much of it out as possible and you were even nice enough to get some inside the cup of your
hand and bring it up to my mouth so I could taste too. It felt so good having you lick it off
of my shitter. I hope we get to play like that again really soon. 😉

 

Thick Black Dick Halloween

Dirty Phone Sex

 

I woke up after trick or treating all night long to find an extra thick and long
milky rope dripping down my throat. I didn’t expect to see you and your big black brother standing
right over me and draining them cum hoses down my throat. I practically fucking jizzed my panties right then.
I totally let you just milk and milk and milk that cream down my little pretty neck. I realized then
that you had taken the bandage straps from my costume and tied me down to each of the posts of my bed frame.
I was your little creamy white slut now. I couldn’t escape even if I wanted to and so I chose to completely
submit this pussy to both of you right then and there. My puss-puss has been completely gobbed up ever since.
It’s so thick I think only your dick will fit. Trick or Try me?

 

Doctor David Cleans My Ass

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I regularly go see Doctor David for my check-ups and what not, and I have been seeing him since I was really really young. His comforting touch has always been just the right medicine to make me feel better when I am under the weather Well, today was the first time I went to his office by myself- as in without mom or dad- ever! He was so nice and checked over my body, over and over again explaining how much I had grown since the last time he had seen me. I realized he was popping a tent in his pants but didn’t want to say much about it until he asked if he had ever performed a rectal examination before on me. I told him I wasn’t sure what that was so he instructed me to bed over the table and lift up my skirt, he pushing my panties to the side personally after that moment. He then proceeded to lick and eat out my little asshole as well as finger bang my cunt. Finally I came, he kissed and sucked his way down to my toes and told me I should come back next week for another physical therapy appointment. I hope he spends a little more time making sure my cunny and breasts are healthy next time. 😉

Little Adult Baby Elsa Wants Her DaDa

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I’ve been keep a big secret from you for awhile- I’m an adult baby. That’s right, DaDa-
when you leave for work I slide on my diaper and go ahead and take a big ol’ mess. It feel
so safe and secure, and even pretty sexy. I love sucking on my binky and cuddling up to my
teddy. I love the way my diaper feels against my soft little bald cunny. And an even bigger
secret I have is that I love taking a wee-wee into my own bah-bah so I can sip on it during
the day. Doesn’t my diaper look cute? Do you want change it? Will you help me build a big comfy
crib for me to sleep and cuddle in, Da-da? Will take my temperature, Da-da? I feel sicky.
You take off my little diaper, softly roll me over, grease up the thermometer with some lube
and slide it in and out of my rectum while softly massaging your sweet little girl’s cunny button.
Oh Da-da, I love you. What else will you do to help your lil tonight?

My Roommate’s Mom

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I was getting moved into my new dorm at school and that’s when my new roommate with her mom and sisters
came in to say hello. They brought in a bunch of boxes (nothing unusual there really) and we
start chatting about silly boys we had seen before. Your mom was cool enough to bring go buy
us some raspberry flavored vodka and sprite. We started making a few drinks, she was so hot too.
Even for a mom, I couldn’t get over what a babe she was. You left to take your sisters to the mall
but your mom stayed behind. She asked me if I had ever played around with girls. I told her
shyly that yes, I had but it had been a long time ago. She grabbed my hand and put it up her
shirt. Her tits were huge and I could feel my pussy immediately start dripping. Wow, I couldn’t get
over how hot she was. She led me over to your bed and ate my pussy out till I squirted cum everywhere.
Now that I know how much of a freak your mom is, I’m really excited to get to know you better.