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XXX sites are not where you expect to find blogs about gardening. Hold my beer because I have a hot gardening story for you. Recently, I took it up. Well, I was forced to take it up because my gated neighborhood takes lawn care seriously. Talk about keeping up with the Joneses. During Covid, I could not find a single gardener or landscaping guy to come to the house. Not even paying them double. I think it is because my house contained so many people, we violated the quarantine laws of how many people could gather in one place at a time, LOL. I mean it is all family. No place else to go. I got tired of my snooty neighborhood association fining me and leaving nasty notices on my door, so I Googled how to have a pretty yard and decided to do it myself.
Because I work for XXX sites, you know I could not do this in a vanilla way. I took up nude gardening. I mean if I am going to be outside doing manual labor I did not want to do, I was going to do it with flavor. Besides, I needed some vitamin D. The beaches were closed, and I could not go anywhere. Nude gardening it was. I have a right to do what I want on my own property. I was about to show those stuck-up bitches on the neighborhood beautification project just what I thought about their fines and notices. I am a sexy milf. I have big breasts and curves. They just hate me because their husbands and sons lust after me. Day one of nude gardening and I had a line of men watching me doing their best to stay 6 feet apart. Even with masks on, I knew who they all were.
I had no problem gardening naked. I do like it dirty, so I would sit in the potted soil and masturbate while neighborhood men and boys jacked off for me. I caused quite the scandal with the wives and mothers, but they were the reason I was doing it. I used gardening to get back at them for targeting me. I was out there daily gardening in the nude. And each day I got a bigger and bigger audience. I became their escapism. A lot little retreat from 23 hours stuck at home with boring wives. The way I look at it, I did my community some good. I helped horny men get off. I helped them get some vitamin D and I got my lawn up to standard to get those jealous old biddies off my back. And you thought you could not find a hot gardening story on XXX sites.
I love talking to guys about their sensual fantasies, especially when those fantasies are about their mothers. I have a special love for mommy son fantasies. That is because I have a special relationship with all three of my sons. My oldest boy is a daddy and married. He is no longer at home. My middle son is in his first year in college and is not at home 9 months out of the year. My baby, however, is in high school and the man of the house. He loves taking care of his mother too. This morning, I was feeling a little blue. It was the anniversary of his father’s death. I was playing with my sons and daughters while he was alive. He was the one who encouraged me to be a mommy whore. I think he thought it was only fair that if he was fucking our daughters, I should be fucking our boys. I was hesitant at first, but once I fucked our oldest boy, it was easy to fuck all of my boys. My son loves comforting me when I am blue and taking care of me when I am horny. He came into my bedroom this morning. He had made me breakfast and served it to me in bed. I was so excited to see him. He looks just like his daddy did when he was young. I did not know my husband when he was a boy. He was almost 30 years older than me, but I have seen pictures. I ate breakfast, then my son ate me. He spent a long time between my legs licking and nibbling, even fingering my wet mommy pussy. For my son, I am not a fantasy mom. I am a real mommy whore. I was sloppy wet from his attention and love. I guided his young teen cock inside me and fucked him until we both came. We spent the morning in bed until my step grand angels woke up and needed fed. My son is just like his father. Just as attentive to my needs too.
I love being a fantasy mom for the neighborhood boys. I tried to keep my porn career a secret, but you know how the gossip mill runs in suburbs. I am an outcast in this expensive California suburb. I was not born into money, and according to many of the moms, I have not earned any money legitimately. They treat me like I am a criminal when porn and stripping are legal. They have no clue about my illegal Lolita prostitutes, however. I have no doubt that if some of the stuck-up moms found out, they would do their best to have me arrested. I like to have my revenge though. I am snubbed at PTA meetings. I am not invited to community events or parties either. Sometimes, that trickles down to my sons, daughters, and grand angels. I am way tougher than I look. Smarter too. My oldest step-granddaughter came home from school crying last week. She asked a popular girl why she was the only one not invited to her birthday party, and the girl told her it was because her grandma is a whore. I know the girl’s mother hates me. Her hot husband is a fanboy. I fucked him when her older daughter was mean to one of my daughters. She is still up to her hateful ways, so I fucked her son. Now, he is 18. He is barely legal, so I could fuck him, and she could do nothing about it. He was easy to seduce because all boys his age love a sexy cougar phone sex slut. I sent him a sexy pic of me through his Instagram. We flirted, and 20 minutes later he was over fucking me. I filmed it. We have hidden cameras all over the house. I sucked and fucked that boy dry. I let him fuck me in the ass too. I made a hot revenge porn. Just not revenge for him. Now, the boy might be collateral damage, but I let his stuck-up cunt mother know when I sent her the little video that I could make it public unless she and her cunt daughters were nicer to my girls. She would be mortified if her fellow queen bees knew her son fucked the town whore. I can take anything, but come after my girls, and I you will see my criminal side. I may not ever be invited to things, but as long as these mean bitches have sons and husbands, I will fuck them all as my revenge.
Are you looking for mommy phone sex? I love being mommy. I am a mommy for my own brood. Hell, I am mommy for their friends and my step grand angels too. My husband taught me how to be a P mommy when I was 20 and now, I am in my 40s and still love being a dirty mom. My oldest boy is a young adult. I had him when I was a teen girl. I got pregnant as a teen girl hooking on the streets. My late husband adopted him and raised him as his own. Before I gave my husband any young girls to fuck, I had this boy in the house. I was doing porn and raising a boy. My husband taught me how to make my boy my sex slave. And now that my eldest boy is married with a little girl, I am paying my knowledge forward. I am helping him be a dirty daddy like his daddy. I get to be a dirty granny too. I have many stories of family phone sex to share with callers. My own offspring will be just like me and their daddy. I would not have it any other way. My son, his hot wife, and little granddaughter came over for a family dinner last night. After we ate, we fucked. I licked my daughter-in-law’s sweet, shaved pussy, and my granddaughter’s naturally bald slit. I enjoyed them both. I love the taste of pussy, but the juice of a super young cunnie is addicting. My son loves watching me in a Sapphic circle with his wife and his daughter. I love watching him be a dirty daddy too. His cock is pretty big, and his daughter is super young still, but he can get half of his cock in her cunt. We are working on getting it all in her baby butthole. Last night was the night too. He got it all the way in, and I sucked the cum out of her puckered pink asshole. Good thing I work for XXX sites. This way, I can tell you all about it.
Do you like incest phone sex? I have my late husband to thank for making me a P mommy. I like to think he would be proud of me for the way I take care of his grand angels. He never got to meet them sadly. His daughter was a hot mess and estranged from him for years. I reached out to her when he died to let her know, and when I saw what horrible conditions she was living in with her 5 little ones, I had to intervene. She was pregnant too. I paid for her rehab and for a couple years, she was doing great. Then she hooked up with this loser and was back on drugs again. She was busted selling crank and it was not her first offence, so she went to prison for 12 years. She may get off with good behavior, but her offspring will be teenagers by that time. I could not see my late husband’s blood in the foster care system, so I petitioned for custody. Sure, I am a dirty phone sex whore, a stripper, a madam, and a retired porn star, but the court knew none of that. On paper I look like a rich classy widow. I definitely want to take care of my husband’s grand angels. But I also know that the money he left us will not last forever. Not with this many boys and girls to raise. I still strip and I have a phone sex line, but my real money comes from being a madam. I pimp out my sons, daughters, and grand angels. My husband would be so proud of me for doing this too. I took his old clients and turned them into my new clients. He knew a lot of rich men. And rich men like to buy things others cannot, like young flesh. I am no Heidi Fleiss, but I have quite the little brothel going. And, I have lots of dirty taboo phone sex stories to share too.
XXX sites have XXX women. I have a new young fan. My oldest grandson has a new school friend who has been staying over a lot lately. I thought it was because the boy was lonely. He is being raised by a single dad who is almost never home. My house is being used as a babysitter. I do not mind. The dad is hot and has a lot on his plate. He is in the entertainment industry and working on a movie. He is a cinematographer. Turns out the boy has seen a lot of my porn because his dad is a fanboy. My son told me that the boy’s father told him all about the hot milf who lived a block away and the boy made friends with my grandson to get into the house. He went through a lot of work to just meet me. For the boy’s effort, I could be his fantasy mom. He truly likes my grandson. They have a great time playing games and jacking their young dicks to my old porn. My grandson introduced him to the video collection of my old movies. They are both young, but they get little chubbies. I like to think that my old videos helped them discover their dicks. I got a call from the boy’s dad two nights ago asking if he could stay with us for a week because he had to travel for work. He offered to pay me, but I told him it was fine. I am a dirty mommy. Having a bonus boy around is never a problem. I love young cock. Last night, I seduced my bonus boy and made him a man. He was tiny, but he is growing still. He grew a couple inches in my mouth. I am going to love having this boy around.
Dirty phone sex sites were popping on New Year’s Eve. Normally, I do not work the major holidays. I have a family. Lots of little ones who want to spend time with their sex mommy. This year, however, I had even more little ones in my home for the new year. I am raising my step grand angels. I let them spend New Year’s Eve with me, but today they got back to work. New Year’s Day is a busy day for young hookers. I had them all rented out for the day too. The men came to my house. I have plenty of rooms for every daddy to have a private space with his rent a whore. My young granddaughters are great little sluts. They have quickly become addicted to the lifestyle I can offer them. For the first time in their young lives, they have stability and nice things. They will do anything for their perverted grandma to stay in this nice, cushy lifestyle, even the boys. They had dates yesterday too and not with women. There are plenty of older men who like a tight young boy ass. Do you? No shame in admitting it. Not much difference between a boy and a girl at a certain age. My late husband only wanted young pussy, but I know there are plenty of daddy phone sex callers who love a tight boy ass. Daddy Jake hired all three of my young grandsons for a New Year’s Day family fucking experience. He has a big fat cock. I worked their little assholes with a dildo so they would not hurt as much when their rent a daddy fucked their tight little buttholes. They played their parts so well. Their “daddy” tipped them each $500. That is more money than they have ever had. I let them keep it. Their assholes worked hard for that money. They got so hooked on the money that this morning they asked me if there were anymore daddies for them to fuck. I am sure there are plenty of men like you that would want to fuck a tight boy ass.
He wanted me to be his fantasy mom for Christmas. I love playing house with younger boys. I fuck all my sons’ friends, daughters’ boyfriends, and neighbor boys. I love those young cocks. They are perfect for my mature pussy. My newest young conquest is a neighbor boy. He is home by himself way too long in the day. His parents work. I guess he is old enough to be alone in the daytime. His house is like Fort Knox with the security. I wanted to go over to check on him, but I knew his parents likely have cameras everywhere. The wife hates me because she knows I used to do porn. Oh, and the fact that her husband was a fanboy made her hate me more. I saw the boy spying on me. I never mind someone watching me. Especially, if they are jacking their dick while checking me out. I signaled for him to come over. I mean the boy can jack off to my old videos on XXX sites, or maybe he could come over and fuck me. He chose wisely. Boys his age think about their mothers. His mother is nothing like me. I am sure she only banged her husband twice. Once to get a daughter. And once to get a son, LOL. She is not sexy. She is ball busting real estate agent. She sells multi-million dollar homes. She is too busy to fuck her husband and too uptight to fuck her boy. Having a sexy milf next door is the best alternative, however. He admitted he had jacked off to his father’s porn collection with me as the star. I made him a man. He will go into 2022 no longer a virgin. I sucked and fucked his little dick dry. No boy in the neighborhood is safe from me. Luckily, no boy wants to be safe from me.
Mommy phone sex fantasies are plentiful this time of year. I get it because even my own sons want more quality mommy time. Last week I was a gang bang MILF whore for my eldest son and his friends. His high school buddies all wished they had a mother like me. Last night, my two younger sons got to tag team mommy all night long. It was just the three of us. My oldest son is out of the house. My oldest daughter is 19 and she took her baby sisters out shopping. My step grand angels all had dates, even the boys. They were making their sexy granny Christmas money. That left me alone in the house with my two youngest horny boys for a couple hours. I would have to leave to pick up the little slutkins from their date. But I had a couple hours to focus on my teenage sons and their horny cocks. They ate mommy’s pussy first. They even licked my asshole. I taught them how to toss mommy’s salad and they love to do it. I sucked their dicks until they grew a few inches. They were ready to fuck me. They get jealous sometimes. I am a single mom raising a bunch of young boys and girls. I work on this phone sex site, and I strip a couple times a night. I have less and less quality time with my flesh and blood. I am trying to get better at that. And last night was a step towards more quality time with my horny boys. They shared their mommy whore. They fucked my ass and my cunt. Took turns pumping me with their cum. I hated to end it, but I had little sluts to pick up. And they were a mess. I spent the rest of the night sucking cum out of cunts and asses, but after I cleaned up my little whores, I went to bed with my two youngest boys, and they fucked me until we all fell asleep.
My sons loves their sexy mommy phone sex slut. My eldest son is out of the house with his first live in girlfriend. He will be bringing her to the Christmas festivities. She knows I am a former porn star and current a stripper and phone whore. She also knows that I am a dirty mommy. She was a daddy’s girl, just like my daughters, so she appreciates the family fun. My sons asked me a special favor, which they rarely do, so I was inclined to give them whatever they asked. They wanted a special night with me. Just me, them, and a few of their friends. I asked a few questions and got it out of them that they wanted to give their friends a holiday party with a sexy milf stripper. Most of their friends I have fucked over the years. I love fucking young boys. I owe that all to my late P husband. He taught me the joy of hairless dicks and pussies. My oldest daughters watched my small army of brats, and I went to my eldest son’s house for a party last night. Me and 20 something teen to young 20s boys? It should have been filmed for a hot porn flick. I was the entertainment. All those guys have had a rough year. It is hard for single guys to get fucked lately. Many lost jobs or took pay cuts. The younger ones were stuck at home mostly with school being taught remotely, so they miss their friends. They had stress in their lives that most guys their age have not had to deal with in prior years. I was happy to make them feel better. Oh, they made me feel good too. I got to blow a bunch of young studs. They ran a train on me too. It was like being the star coed in a girls gone wild video. For a few hours, those guys got to let off some steam and blow a few needed loads. Isn’t that what the holidays are about?
I am here for you if you need to blow off some steam too. XXX sites even have caller specials for you too.