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I Love This Phone Sex Site

phone sex siteI love the phone site I work on because all of you dirty guys reading my blogs enjoy the fact that I am a dirty mommy and whore.  In fact, when we talk, most of you want to hear even dirtier stories than I can write about. I have to leave off ages and names to not get arrested! Recently, my very young daughter accompanied me the local strip club where I use to work. She is not of age to be in the club, but that is what  make up is for. No one questioned it because she was with me. She needed money or I should say wanted money for a new cell phone. I told her she could earn the money the old fashioned way. Sex always sell, and jailbait sex sells more! While she was on sage shaking what her momma gave her for amateur night, I was hustling the crowd. Once the men in the club found out how old she really was, the money offers poured in. Of course she won the amateur contest which gave her all the money she needed for her cell phone, but she is like me.  Why stop with $500 when you can make a lot more?  When is sex ever really free anyway? I acted as her pimp for the night. I had her scheduled from everything from private lap dances to hardcore anal sex. My little greedy Lolita walked out of the club with almost 10 grand in her pocket. Of course her holes were well used and full of cum, but that is only a temporary problem. And it’s not a problem her money couldn’t solve. We had a spa day the next morning and she felt good as new. In fact, she felt so good, she wants to be a teen escort. Great idea. Make excellent money, set your own hours and work as much or as little as you want. I know plenty of men who would use her services.

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Taboo Phone Sex Fun with Woman’s Best Friend

taboo phone sexTaboo phone sex is the only reason to call me. I can’t even fake vanilla. I am a taboo phone girl for a reason; because I am a taboo woman. I was home alone today. All my little ones were out doing this or the other. How did I amuse myself? I spread peanut butter on my ass and pussy, got up on the couch on all fours and signaled our big furry baby to play with me. I turned my fuck holes into a Kong toy. His tongue is a bit like sandpaper, but it still feels good. One of my daughters came home unexpectedly. She totally busted me with Rover. “Mom, what are you doing,” she yelled as if in shock. My reply? “What every horny mommy does when there are no brats in the house to play with.” I told her don’t knock it until she has tried it. Four legged companions are our best friends for a reason. I lathered her up in peanut butter so she could better understand what I was saying. Once she relaxed, she started to enjoy it. From my point of view, it was hot to see. I’ve long played with furry ones, but I have never seen another woman partake in that kind of special love before. I think it was even hotter because it was my daughter. I encouraged her to return the favor. I showed her how to suck his red rocket. She resisted, but then she caved. She thought it was like red lipstick coming out of its case. So true. I never thought of it that way. I helped guide his hard little dick into her pussy. His furry paws grabbed her by the hips as he mounted her like a good boy. His lipstick dick latched on to her pussy and she couldn’t move until he nutted inside her. I licked his slimy cum out of her teen twat. Don’t shame me until you have tried it, or at least seen a live performance.

Dirty Phone Sex Cougar

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind of phone sex in my opinion.  I have decades of experience in the adult world. In fact, I have never had a vanilla job. I am not qualified for anything that doesn’t involve me fucking or talking about fucking. So you can imagine that I struggle when I have to interact with people in a vanilla way. My middle daughter is struggling in school. Like her mother, she is more interested in boys than learning. Her English teacher called me for a conference. I have almost zero appropriate clothes for such things, but I managed to put something together that didn’t scream “whore.”  Her teacher was hot. She never told me. I was a bit pissed off that she neglected to tell me how yummy he looked. I was staring at his package the entire time. To be honest, I didn’t hear a word he said. I cut him off and said, “Let me be honest here. My daughter is not gifted. She would rather fuck than study. Just like me. Can we just make some special arrangement so she at least can graduate someday?” No hesitation on his part. He stood up, unzipped his pants and said, “Suck my cock then.” He wasn’t even 30 yet was my guess, but he knew how to take advantage of an opportunity. I blew him like my life depended on it. If my teen whore dropped or flunked out of school, it wouldn’t be the worst thing. I turned out fine; however, if I can keep her in school by fucking her teachers, why not, right? His cock was a decent size too. He skull fucked me like the dirty old porn star I am. After he came all over my face he admitted that he has seen my old porn from the 80s and early 90s. “I like you much better as cougar,” he said with a grin. I am fine wine. I have only improved over time.

Sissy Phone Sex is What This Mommy Loves

sissy phone sexI love being a sissy phone sex mommy. I have a mean streak in me for sure. I am a rather dominate woman. I always have been, so the chance to laugh at sissy boys makes my cunt wet. I have a phone sex sissy regular. I make him do humiliating tasks for me in order to talk to me on the phone. I need to make it clear that although you are paying for a service, I am not a sure thing if you have a small cock or you are a sissy. If you are a tiny dick sissy, you will never cum with me on the phone. You see I believe in rewarding good behavior. I will not let a total loser cum. That is a privilege, not a right. My phone sissy sprouts 2 inches soft, about three inches hard. I have sadly seen the pictures. Now this particular sissy of mine is 4 times the age of my youngest son, but that son of mine is already twice the size of my sissy. Pathetic right? Anytime one of my young sons feels inadequate to please me like an adult lover, I show them pictures of Katrina, my panty wearing sissy boy from California. They laugh and giggle, then fuck me because they know they are more manly than a sissy boy. Katrina called me this morning. First, she had to tribute me with an Amazon gift card. Then she had to put on her pretty pink panties and sing humiliating little songs for me that she wrote.  Her singing is awful, but she is creative and so very self deprecating which I value in a sissy. A sissy is a mean phone sex mommy’s best friend. My sissies keep my house clean, my pussy cleaner and they provide me with entertainment and extra money. Why any woman wouldn’t want  a sissy is beyond me.

Dirty Phone Talk and Masturbation

dirty phone talkToday was a rather warm day for this time of year, so I decided to have my dirty phone talk poolside. Naked of course. I have no privacy fence. Even if I did, it would not have protected the eyes of the neighbor boy home from school today. My munchkins were home too. The ones still in school, go back tomorrow. I teased the neighbor boy. I knew he was watching me. Would you like to be my neighbor? I like guys of ALL ages. There is no husband next door. This boy is being raised by his grandma who likely has tits to her knees and an wild gray bush like the old lady in room 237 of the Overlook Hotel. He needed to see a real woman’s body; a sexy MILF body. I got out of the water like I was Pam Anderson. Shook my long wet hair out and rubbed my natural boobs. I made eye contact with him as I sat on a pool chair to touch my pussy. He pressed his face up against his bedroom window for a better look. I gave him a hot show. I rubbed my clit in small circles before licking my fingers and thrusting them inside my pussy. I get lost in playing with myself sometimes. As I was cumming hard, I realized the neighbor man on the other side was jacking his cock watching me as were all my sons who were home. Guess men and boys alike enjoy watching a sexy woman masturbate. Do you? I gave everyone a show. I enjoyed it too. I spread my legs wider and made sure to rotate so everyone got a view of my hot pussy. Call me an exhibitionist, but I love an audience. Perhaps that is why I have long been in the adult industry. Nothing hotter to me then men watching me masturbate and fuck.

Phone Sex Sites are Always Open for Dirty Phone Sex Fun

phone sex sitesLucky for you guys, phone sex sites are always open, even on holidays. I love working the holidays personally. I usually get to talk to new guys and party. I did my longest call ever over Christmas . I talked to this mommy lover for over 6 hours straight. Cocaine was involved of course, for both of us.  He was Jewish so the holiday had no real meaning to him, but he found himself out of town trapped by a blizzard. He had a sizeable amount of cocaine with him and his American Express card, so he treated himself to some dirty phone sex with a hot mom. Now mind you, I had a house full of little ones young and old. All my offspring spent the holidays with me. We opened gifts in the morning, had some dirty fun, ate, played some more, then they wanted to watch movies and play video games. I did a few lines, signed on to take calls and boom, first call was for some mommy son love. After a couple hours, my sons came looking for me, my daughters too. They found me on the couch in my office, naked, rubbing my pussy and talking incest. I was sharing my real life experiences as a P mommy. I am not ashamed of having carnal relationships with each and every one of my slutkins. They got so turned on hearing tales of what I have done to each of them since they could crawl, that video games and movies lost their luster. Suddenly they were between my legs licking and fingering my pussy as I recounted all the family fun we have had spanning two decades for my older ones. My little ones had to be muffled because well they are not old enough for phone sex! I know, that is so wrong right? As far as I am concern, if you are old enough to fuck your mommy, you are old enough to talk about it! I don’t care if you last 6 hours or 6 minutes; if you like mommy phone sex, I bet we have a to talk about.

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Family Phone Sex with Fantasy Mom Gianna

family phone sexThe holidays are about family phone sex. Don’t you agree? It is one of the few times all my little ones are gathered under the same roof. I have been birthing little ones since I was in high school; several of my offspring have different daddies and not everyone lives with me. I enjoy anytime we can all be together. Since my husband died last year, I have struggled with my youngest daughter. She was daddy’s girl in every sense. She has been nothing but a disobedient little cunt since he died. She didn’t deserve anything but punishment for Christmas. I am not so mean of a mommy that I would deny her a few presents under the tree this year from Santa, however. But, with that being said, I enlisted my eldest son to help me set her straight on who is the queen bitch in this family. I guess it was a Christmas present to him because I gave him permission to fuck her little holes.

fantasy momEveryone gathered by the fireplace in the living room for the punishment. I had my unruly darling dressed up in a little red baby doll nightie. She had no clue what was in store for her, but her siblings did. She needed broken like a stubborn horse. I began by spanking her bare bottom. Her siblings all joined in with a few swats to her tiny ass. She thought that was it. I laughed that spanking was the teaser. I grabbed her blonde hair to shove her to her knees, where her half brother’s cock awaited her mouth. He skull fucked her until she was crying. He has a big cock; always did. He pushed her down on the ground and fucked her. Not her little pussy either. He put his big dick in her tiny butthole. As he fucked her raw, I explained that she will be treated like this regularly if she continues to sass me and disrespect the family. I didn’t stop the punishment until she agreed to be good. I think she meant it too. Sometimes you have to punish them to save them. Do you agree?

Your Fantasy Mom for Dirty Phone Sex

fantasy momWhat is your fantasy mom like? I hope she is a woman like me. One with no limits or taboos who believes in family fun. I was not always so a dirty mom, but the more little ones I had, the more I partied, they more they looked so good to me. I mean when you have little ones in the house, you don’t have to go looking for dick or pussy. It is right there.  Last night, I was fucked up on booze and pills. That makes me horny and void of any moral compass. I was in a girl mood last night. I am bisexual. I lick pussy and suck cock. I did porn for years. You cant do porn and not lick pussy. My teen daughter was home asleep. I crawled into her bed to play. She loves when I play wth her little slit. I pulled back the covers so I could muff dive. She had on pink cotton panties. I peeled them back to see that perfect bald mound. Just a hint of peach fuzz on her pussy. I started licking her cooch. She took a while to wake up, but when she did she purred, “don’t stop mommy.” I don’t need her approval, but I was glad she enjoyed it. She tasted so good. Smelled just as good too. Her creamy juices coated my face. As I was buried between her thighs, my ass and puss were up in the air. I realized one of my other brats was licking me from behind. It was fun playing name that tongue. As soon as the hands grabbed my ass, I knew it was my baby girl. She has such tiny hands. She was burying her tongue as deep as she could get it too. She wants to please her mommy. I can get tag teamed by my boys any day, but being sandwiched between my girls my just be heaven. Nothing taste better than girl pussy. Nothing feels better either than a young tongue up your pussy. Dirty phone sex with me equals age play fun.

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Dirty Phone Sex Family Fun

dirty phone sexI had a weekend full of dirty phone sex stories. My oldest son missed his mommy. I sure do miss his big hard cock. I think a dirty mommy will always have a special place in her heart for her first born. It was just the two of us for many years. All the nasty things I did, I did to support us. I had a studio apartment when he was first born; It was all I could afford as a teen runaway hooker. He was barely crawling when I would hook  in front of him. Turned most men on to know I would let them do anything to me to in front of my baby boy. I got us out of that life quickly. Married a wealthy porn producer who adopted my boy. For many years, Ty was the only little one in the family. My husband was a wealthy pervert. Money buys you anything. He enjoyed watching. He watched all the porn movies he produced. He wanted to watch me with my son. He directed him on just how to eat mommy’s pussy. He directed me on how to blow my son. And I directed him on how to stroke his cock. I miss my husband. He was a nasty pervert like me.

phone sex sitesMy son and I relived some of our hot early times together over the weekend while creating some new ones with his half siblings. I think my eldest was meant to be a director. He directed my teen daughter to fuck me with a strap on while he filmed it. I have only ever masturbated and eaten her hot teen pussy. This was the first time I fucked her bald snatch with an 8 inch black dildo. She loved it by the way she was moaning and creaming all over the place. Everyone loved the show too. My director first born was hard as rock, as were his half brothers. I was wetter than I had been in awhile. So wet that I think I am going to get back into porn. Family porn.

Sometimes Sensual Fantasies Cum True

sensual fantasiesDo you have sensual fantasies? I have many. I think about them while I masturbate. We have a heated pool. It is outdoors, but I enjoy what the mix of the heated water and cold air does to my body. I took a skinny dip early this morning. A nice swim in the cold is better than a jog to me. As I was getting out of the water, my nipples were so hard that they could have cut glass. I glanced up to see a man in uniform, which is a weakness for me. Not military, but UPS. I shop at Amazon frequently and I was getting a package delivered first thing in the morning. I was eye level at HIS package, which was ample from the tent in his work pants. He was not so handsome, but I was sure his cock was pretty. I stood completely out of the water. I put my hand between his legs to check out his package further. “You have something for me,” I asked coyly. He nodded while he stammered, “Yes Ma’am.” It was only 45 degrees outside, but I suddenly felt wicked hot. The feeling was mutual. I pushed him onto a lounge chair, pulled his cock out and squatted down on his throbbing member. He warmed my puss up instantly with his heat stick. I pushed up and down his chest in a slow steady rhythm that worked for us both. My teen daughter came home early from school busted me fucking the UPS boy. He was about to shoot his load inside me, but I made him fuck my little Lolita instead. I wanted her to have his jizz so I could lick it out of her cunt. He didn’t really want to fuck such a young girl, but I sat my pussy on his face and convinced him it was the right thing to do. She came on his cock after a few pumps; I came on his face watching him cum up my daughter’s jailbait pussy; and he came deep inside her sweet teen cunt. He left to deliver more packages, and I was left with my daughter and her cum filled cunt. Yummy. Sometimes fantasy becomes reality.