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Getting that sex phone chat I love just gossiping about
Everyone always has the question of “what’s the biggest dick size you’ve taken?” Honestly, I can say 9 ¾ inches. Can’t remember the girth, I just remember him touching bottom and spreading the edges.
And yes, you can make a HP reference there if you want to (He was definitely a wizard with that wand 😉 )
But taking a cock that size isn’t exactly for everyone. I just like getting bottomed out like a car on a bumpy road. Your man meat being the battering ram, my cervix a hold you need to spread your men to.
So, guys who are of the larger variety, go slow for the ladies who can’t take a pounding like I can. I’ve had practice. Taken many a large peen naturally, and also dildo sizes.
Just be sure to keep the kitty salivating over that sausage. No one likes cotton mouth…
Caught my brother jacking it again… time to dominate that sister fucker with some Domination Phone Sex
I’m in the kink scene outside of this place. And love a good Domination Phone Sex session. Because mixing business with pleasure shouldn’t have to be a debate you have with yourself in my world. Don’t they always say love what you do?
Because I can talk about how I caught my brother fist bumping his own shit hole while using a automatic masturbator. To one of my photos. Again…
Well. Time to teach bro why I’m that bitch.
Seductively tying him to the bed was the easy part. He thought he was gonna get my peach immediately. Which is cute b t dubs. But, where’s the lesson that is learned? If he wants to play with himself like that, at least have me in the room.
Because at least then I’ll let you cum.
But no. Bro is just gonna get his man pussy opened up by yours truly, and pump him till I get every bit of that cream from his Twinky.
Get on the sunny side of Teen Phone Sex
This year we went to the Key’s for Christmas and New years because fuck the cold. I’m not a teen who likes being in frigid temps. Can’t show my titties off for to long. Nips wanna freeze off
So for teen phone sex right now? I’m living it up in some nice warm weather, and living it up with the guys here. Cause all those dicks? At once? 😀
That’s me smiling ear to ear.
Give this hot pussy up to some of those dudes who have a cock that’s the right size too. I’d even let you watch me just finger fuck myself into oblivion if you don’t think I can take it.
Trust me, I can fit a family of five in this ‘gina. Lets see how much of you I can fit in…
I’m your dirty little secret in Taboo Phone Sex
Those darker fantasies I have tend to come out more when someone is starting to explore their own. So Taboo Phone Sex is not only a favorite of mine, but also turn on. Just gets my kitty purring like a pussy in heat.
Mind you, it takes a bit to get in to the ageplay. But once there, that fascination and innocence come to life, and I become a very naughty girly. Be that teen you’ve always wanted to peg, but couldn’t because of various reasons. Or that young one who you want to pamper and train to be a very submissive flesh light.
Like playing out a scenario where you’re teaching me how to suck you off for the very first time. Instructing me what to do as you feel this mouth slide over your meat stick, getting a taste of it. That little innocent stare as I look up at you with those doe eyes.
Or, you’re with me at church. And Im a budding teen who’s just starting to know what sex is. So you want to show me what it’d be like to desecrate my virgin garden with your special seed. And you fuck me behind the church, while my parents are singing their own praises.
I’m just that little who loves a good Daddy. Kind of a kink.
On Wednesday, we wear pink in Mean Phone Sex
For Mean Phone Sex, I love being able to let loose on these pathetic sissies who come my way. They get all excited that they get to show me their winkie. And I get to laugh at the skin tag that it is. Somewhat of a win/win you would think.
Except for the fact that pleasure on my end is, well, stunted. Because those who have the size of something smaller than my pinky toe, we’d be scissoring at best. Like, I know they always say it’s not the size that matters, but it’s the motion in the ocean.
But you can’t get to England in a row boat, babes…
And I know that most of them would be confused for drag queens who just tuck really well. Granted, that tucking would only involve a single piece of Scotch tape over their little clit cock. Or just push it in a little…
So, I just make sure these cunts know how to at least spell the alphabet. Not with a pen either. They get to do tongue exercises on my puss. Which is massive compared to what they have packing.
And yes, these bitches are gonna wear pink. Just because it’s the only pink thing they’ll ever be able to fit in.
Torture my moomoo’s in Sadistic Phone Sex
I have the best orgasms when I have someone give me titty torture. Just the thought of having a cane or flogger come across my mammory glands. Leaving those cute little candy stripes I like so much.
Like just starting out with a small flogger. Hitting my boobies and making the bounce. Each time you hit. Get em to jiggle a little as you keep striking my tits.
I know you have to be hungry by now, so you do bite into my fiery biscuits. Also squeezing them like hard melons that needs to be broken open. Slapping them bacon hangers around like a hanging piece of meat in a butchers shop.
You pick up the cane now, and start beat them Brad Pitts like he was beat in Fight Club. Because they are, of course, Jack’s kinky obsession. Beat em like they owe you money.
For the cool down though, you just caress my chebs. Massaging my slammers after you’ve slammed the fuck out of them. It’s a nice start to a good session of torture for my muffin.
Coming around the mountain with Incest Phone Sex
So me and my brother always have to sneak out while we are visiting for the holidays. We just want to fuck each other. Instead, we get drug around to all these places that have no damn privacy.
So one thing we do is go up to the mountain to go on a “drive”. He’s got a kick ass car, so there’s never any suspicions about us riding together.
Hehe… riding together. Wink.
We’ll head up to the mountain, but on the way there, I’ll be stroking his gear shift stick. Get that transmission to at least second before trying to go for a long hard drive. Gotta make sure the engine is nice and warmed up for higher altitudes.
Once we get to the tippy top, that’s when we jump out and just start fucking. I’m already wet because I stay that way around my brother, so it’s an easy feat to really get going. Kind of make it a race to see who comes first.
On the ride home? I get to ride like a princess all the way home. Holding in his grease for my own machines I get to use later on.
Home for the holidays with Incest phone Sex
One of the best ways to spend the holidays is with the family, right? Why not spend it with them in an even more intimate fashion with some Incest Phone Sex. Because, season’s like this are for giving. So giving head and anal to your brother counts, right?
We always loved fucking on the holidays. He’d play by wrapping his “present” up for me and come to my room so I could open it. Inside would be my pleasure toy for the evening, which would be his candy cane.
And I’d let him start by dipping it in my hot chocolate cup. Give it some flavor before I sucked it off to get that chocolaty goodness. (Yes, you perverts… it’s actual hot chocolate. Get that mind out of the gutter why don’t you… lol) We’d continue to do this till he unloaded his whipped cream into my mouth for me to have a taste of.
Mind you, he was never a one and done kind of guy. So, he’d be sure to have his figgy pudding to recharge. And be sure to lick the plate clean of all it’s sweetness (And yes, I mean my pussy this time. Head back in the gutter)
I always love having family for the holidays 🙂
Jack off for me while you watch me clean your fuck hole
I love having that time in the shower to make sure my fuck holes are all clean for the next guy who wants to use them. Hoping that one day maybe someone would join me in the shower for some fun. Has to be the best place for masturbation stuff.
Like for us ladies, I know we can just use the shower head as a water cannon. Aim it just right on the moan mound and just let the orgasms flow. And keep on cumming too, as the water just keeps cleansing the pink heaven.
I know for a guy, though, watching a hottie like me kneeling down in front of them has to be hot as fuck. Their shlong in my cock trap, just slurping away at it like it’s a Popsicle. And playing the game of seeing how many licks it takes to get to the gooey center of it.
Join me in the shower sometime. You can just jack off for me while I moan in your ear about how we you make this cunt outside of the shower.
Home for the Family Phone Sex holidays
I love eating cream pie. Especially if it’s one you made in me. Kind of like a desert after a good meal of getting fucked. And if it’s one a family member made for me? Even better.
My brother and I had this really fun game of fucking each other before Thanksgiving dinner was served. He’d have me on the table with my legs spread, while I made sure not to make to much noise because everyone else was in the living room. We loved each other to much, and knew telling would be a bad idea.
He’d spray whipped cream on my pussy, and sometimes in my ass so that he could suck it out. I’d love squirting it on his dick so I could lick it off. We loved wet and messy play. It was so much fun sucking different creams off of each other when we played.
Because he would make sure to come on my pussy, giving me the best cream pie ever. And I’d leave it there during dinner, so that way it would be a treat for me later to eat when everyone went to sleep.