Category: Dirty phone talk

The Shrek of my dreams

sensual fantasiesIt was one of those nights. No sensual fantasies about it. I’d been down with the flu and had taken a double dose of Nyquil, hoping for some blissful sleep. My head hit my pillow and I was gone.

In my drugged state, I began to dream. I was somewhere beautiful, walking through a forest. The sun felt warm.  I was naked except for a little sarong. My tits were poking out the sides. I heard something in the woods but felt no fear.  The sound grew louder.  I could feel the footsteps. I dropped to my knees and cowered as someone came out of the woods. He was huge and green. Then I realized who he was. It was Shrek, the fucking cartoon from the movie. I had watched it a million times with my own brats.

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He looked me up and down and smiled. “Nice tits.” he reached out to fondle a large mammary. My nipple grew hard. I saw his hand move to his cock. OMG!!! It was green and like 2 feet long. I felt my pussy twitch as I moved closer to look. He beckoned me and I took his tree-trunk into my mouth. I had never tasted anything so sweet. I gobbled at his mean green penis hungrily, trying to take it all in. “Lie back.” he ordered, kneeling between my thighs. I gasped with the first thrust and spread wider. “Fuck me, Shrek.” I moaned.  I guess my tight cunt was more than he could handle.  He blasted my insides like a Jolly Green Giant.

I awoke then, still gasping. I reached down to my pussy, feeling my wetness. It had all been a dream, right? I brought my hand to my mouth to taste my own juices. That’s when I saw the green tinged cum. Had Shrek really fucked me or was it a drug-induced delusion? 

 

 

I am a Dirty Girl

Dirty phone sex I am a very dirty teen whore who can do whatever you want. If you read my bio you know I can be a evil kidnapper of young little sluts, and if you think that is hot then you should call me. I always used to strip my barbie dolls and lick there smooth little pussies pretending it was little kiddies. I love to prep my little whores for my men, and making sure they are complete hair free and smooth. You can do whatever you want with them and me, and believe me I love playing with big fat cocks and tight little cunnies. You should see me eat a cunny and suck your fat cock at the same time baby. I can get very nasty!

Guided masterbation, errr, masturbation with carmen

guided masterbation

I laughed when I saw the word guided masterbation on the website. Well, hell, it wasn’t even spelled right. I had a sudden thought of some old farmer flogging the turkey and I stifled a giggle. There’s just something about a man self pleasuring himself that drives me wild. It all started with my first peek when you were caught jacking.

I remember so well the first time I caught a man jerking off. I was a nosy girl who heard sounds coming from your room. I looked in to find you naked. Your eyes were clenched shut. My hand slid into my panties. Your back arched as you moaned and shot cum into the air. I had my first orgasm.

I was addicted. I had to figure out a way to get more. Then one night I finally got my wish. We were making out. “Tell me how to jerk it.” you ordered. You pulled your large, thick cock from your jeans, glistening with pre-cum. My pussy gave a twitch as I began to order you….

Grab that shaft at the base and pull it slowly to the tip. Show me how much juice you can pull from it. Cup your balls with that other hand and give them a squeeze. Feel how that cum churns inside. Now, SLOWLY jerk that cock for me. Look at me. Look at these huge tits and imagine being between them. Jack off for me. Faster now. Look at my fingers as I rub my pussy. Wouldn’t your cock like to be there?

We were both masturbating furiously by now. As soon as I saw your cum splash upward, I was over the edge, too. I screamed with the intensity of my own orgasm as my pussy convulsed. I can’t get enough. Won’t you please help a girl out and come get off with me?

 

 

Our Cum Collection

Dirty Phone Talk

I asked you a weird favor awhile ago before you moved and you really came through for me. I just knew I’d miss you so much so I wanted you to collect your cum in a big jar so I could drink it all down. I waited and waited for months to get my new favorite oddity gifted to me and the day finally came. You sent it all the way from your new house in your new town. Wrapped up carefully in bubble wrap, in a box with my name on it and a sweet note about how badly you wish you could see this take place. Me being thoughtful and realizing I should send you a Thank You card anyway, I decided to film me enjoying your homemade salty sperm smoothie.

I set up my camera and got the shots but I didn’t stop there. I went into the bathroom and peed in the same jar for you to drink. You love playing in my pee so much, just as much as I love to be covered in your cum. We’re such a filthy couple but we know it. I can’t wait to actually be able to see you again but until then- what are you going to send me next?

Dirty Phone Sex at the Nude Beach

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is my specialty. If you want vanilla, go to Baskin Robbins, but don’t call me. It is the start of summer and I celebrated appropriately. I took my slutkins to the nude beach. We are members of a resort for family nudists. It is great because little girls and boys run around naked and you can eyeball them with no repercussions. Well, a woman can at least. You probably would suffer from the same fate my deceased husband did, which was hard dick syndrome at a cutie pie showing off her bald little slit. My oldest son joined us for family day at the nude beach. He kept getting hard. He was the first offspring I fucked. He has always ascertained that he likes his women older, not younger, but when he saw his half sisters naked, frolicking in the water, his cock saluted them. I gave him a tough time about his obvious attraction to jail bait pussy. He said he preferred hairy old cunt, so I fucked him behind a sand dune. Although, he came inside of me quickly, he was hard again watching his sisters play volley ball with some other cute nude girls. I arranged a trick with my youngest girl. I took him back to the dune, but had him close his eyes. She blew him for me. I made the noises, but he said things like you feel extra good today so he clearly enjoyed her young mouth on his cock. When he opened his eyes his baby sister was beaming. He was not too amused, but when I spread her pink sweet pussy his dick got harder, not softer. Eventually, he caved to the reality that he is P man like all my callers and my late husband. I don’t know why guys fight their urges for young pussy so much. I stopped resisting temptation ions ago and I am much happier now.

Dirty phone sex

dirty phone sex

I am by the pool tanning topless thinking I am all by my lonesome. I had my eyes closed so it was kind of shocking to open my eyes and see my daddy standing over top of me jerking his hard cock off right over top of me.

I almost did not have a quick enough time to help him explode by jerking his cock off in my holes. Instead I squished my tits together and was a good whore with my mouth wide open I waited for him to spray me with his warm hot jizz. It coated my face and tittys.

I loved licking it all up and tasting how much sticky stringy cum he had in his nut sack.

I wanted him to take it!

dirty phone sex I wanted him to take it, to just fuck me like he owned me but he just wouldn’t do it! He was just sitting there and no matter how much of my body I showed him or how hard I flirted he just wasn’t taking the hint! I finally just asked him was he gonna fuck me or what and that’s when his personality did a complete 180! He told me only whores ask to be fucked like that and that if I was gonna act like a whore he was gonna treat me like one! He ripped off my dress and forced me to my knees so he could shove his cock down my throat. I was choking and gagging and he was just getting started! He fucked every hole as brutally hard as he could, by the time he was finished I was bleeding and too sore to move… but I had came over and over and I finally got what I wanted!

Daddy phone sex with Carmen

Daddy phone sex

I remember those days so well. Back in my days of Daddy phone sex, where it all got started. There’s some things you don’t forget. Like the first time Daddy touched me or  my first taste of your cum. I was such a precocious girl. Mommy tried to warn you about me. But all you could see was your daughter blossoming and growing 38D tits at such a young age. There’s no way you could resist.

Do you have a daughter like me? One that flirts and entices daddy with her perfect pink charms? Does she leave you breathless and hoping for a peek at bald pussy and budding titties? Oh Daddy, let me share some secrets with you about teen daughters. I can help you get what you want. It’s all a game. It’s time to take charge.

How about a little Daddy-daughter roleplay to help you get through this? I’m mature but I love playing a sweet innocent girl. Let me show you how grateful I am for daddy’s training. Being your #1 cum slut makes me so happy. My little pussy just twitches thinking of all the naughty games we can play.

If you can’t sleep thinking of your angel in her cotton nightie in the other room, it’s time to call for some sweet release.

 

 

Dirty Phone Sex Makes Me Wet

Not only do I love dirty phone sex but it turns me the fuck on. I’m a dirty talking whore that happens to seriously enjoy some filthy talking hard pussy pounding throw down fucking.

Dirty Phone Sex

Bring me some rape phone sex fantasies and we can have a fucking hell of a time. Maybe we can take your wife and do her in real good and fucking call her a cunt, slut, whore and more profound names as we feel fit for our pleasure. I’m really liking the sounds of this and nothing I love more than sporting a nice big cock and penetrating some slit or ass really fucking hard.  Wait, what was that, you want to get fucked in your sweet little man pussy?

I’ll hit that ass of yours good and hard and treating you like a bitch would be my pleasure!

My little whore house

Dirty phone sexOn the outside every thinks I am the perfect little girl because I make straight A’s and I come from a rich neighborhood but as you perverts know I am one of the most evil little bitches you will ever come in contact with. If you haven’t heard about my house of little whores then you are truly missing out. I have something for everybody and if I don’t have it I will find it for you down to last detail you desire. I will prep the little whores for you and I will even have a room for you and I will take care of her after your done. So if you ever wanted to fuck a young whore then I am your girl to talk to baby.