XXX sites are not where you expect to find blogs about gardening. Hold my beer because I have a hot gardening story for you. Recently, I took it up. Well, I was forced to take it up because my gated neighborhood takes lawn care seriously. Talk about keeping up with the Joneses. During Covid, I could not find a single gardener or landscaping guy to come to the house. Not even paying them double. I think it is because my house contained so many people, we violated the quarantine laws of how many people could gather in one place at a time, LOL. I mean it is all family. No place else to go. I got tired of my snooty neighborhood association fining me and leaving nasty notices on my door, so I Googled how to have a pretty yard and decided to do it myself.
Because I work for XXX sites, you know I could not do this in a vanilla way. I took up nude gardening. I mean if I am going to be outside doing manual labor I did not want to do, I was going to do it with flavor. Besides, I needed some vitamin D. The beaches were closed, and I could not go anywhere. Nude gardening it was. I have a right to do what I want on my own property. I was about to show those stuck-up bitches on the neighborhood beautification project just what I thought about their fines and notices. I am a sexy milf. I have big breasts and curves. They just hate me because their husbands and sons lust after me. Day one of nude gardening and I had a line of men watching me doing their best to stay 6 feet apart. Even with masks on, I knew who they all were.
I had no problem gardening naked. I do like it dirty, so I would sit in the potted soil and masturbate while neighborhood men and boys jacked off for me. I caused quite the scandal with the wives and mothers, but they were the reason I was doing it. I used gardening to get back at them for targeting me. I was out there daily gardening in the nude. And each day I got a bigger and bigger audience. I became their escapism. A lot little retreat from 23 hours stuck at home with boring wives. The way I look at it, I did my community some good. I helped horny men get off. I helped them get some vitamin D and I got my lawn up to standard to get those jealous old biddies off my back. And you thought you could not find a hot gardening story on XXX sites.
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