I know you’ve been googling the same thing over and over again “Dirty Phone Sex”. You want to talk to sexy girls about toilet play, pissing sex only to finally stumble upon my page. I’m a very nasty girl, are you a nasty disgusting man? I wanna know do you wanna get dirty with me? I’m talking really dirty. And I know you want to see exactly how dirty I can get, now don’t you? All-day I will make sure to drink an assortment of liquids for you, apple juice and mountain dew go right through me so I will have to drink lots of that. I always make sure to eat lots of fiber too. I know exactly how you like my shit oh yes that pun was intended because that’s exactly what I’m here for. When you come home I’ll be so fucking ready for you, you should just go right ahead and lay down and let me crouch over you. I’ve got a fat load of shit and a full bladder too. I am just hoping you’re going to have the same for me! Let’s be dirty and oh so fucking nasty together.