When it comes to dirty phone sex, nothing’s better than coke and dick except for more of both. I recently found out I can use a cock in my ass to get my fix, sprinkle a little nose candy on that fat prick and let him shove it in me until I’m huffing and puffing and he’s rutting like a madman. The rush of it entering my system that way while I’m so busy spasming and clenching my hardest like the skilled whore I am, is enough to make my eyes roll back and almost miss the throbbing prick that brought it all along. There’s a magic moment when the wonderful best product of the day meets a gallon of cum, mixing together and stretching out the inside of my ass like a coke balloon while my mouth gives you some dirty phone talk you wouldn’t believe. You don’t know what you’re missing until you’ve shoved it up every hole you have. Sometimes that’s your mouth, your throat, gagging on a rich prick while trying your hardest to get that masterful tongue work you’re known for in. Sometimes it’s your pussy, drenched in lust and ready to take a creampie so far inside your parents get pregnant on principle. Sometimes it’s your ass, a direct shot of your drug of choice, and a sperm bath to make you feel alive again.
For me, that last one’s definitely going to be a thing to remember. It’s up there with that time my car broke down in the middle of nowhere and I had to fuck an entire family, girls and all just for a glass of water. I’d love to talk about that with you if you’ll give me a call, there’s nothing sexier than telling my family phone sex stories with a beer in one hand and a cock in the other.