Know what’s better than bickering over the Superbowl? Celebrating with (or being consoled by?) a hot fucking slut over some nasty phone sex! And when I say nasty, I fucking mean it! I mean I want an Angry Dragon, and an Arabian Goggles! I want to give you a Blumpy, finishing with some hard core fucking anal and a Brown Necktie! Are you enough of a nasty boy to give me a Chili Dog? And no, I don’t mean the food. Don’t know what any of these terms mean? Oh baby! Hit me up and let me educate you on the nastier things in life! If you think me squatting over your fucking face and pushing an ass load of shitty jizz into your mouth isn’t nasty enough, then just maybe we can be friends!
What do you think, babe? Wanna get nasty with me?