So, you think you like mean phone sex? Think you’re something else, huh? Well, how about you bring that shriveled little pickle over here and we’ll see what ya got… Ya! What the fuck is that thing? I would compare you to the stereotypical Vienna sausage, but I’ve had tic-tacks that were bigger than your little man pinky at it’s full hardness! Why don’t you sit there, and try to get your two fingers to wank that micro cock while you watch me get fucked and filled by a real dick? I’ll bend right over your fucking lap so you have an up-close and personal view of my sweet young holes getting gaped and filled before your eyes.
If you’re lucky, I’ll let you try to stick that pathetic itty-bitty thing in my cum-drizzling ass, but I don’t think you’re fucking big enough to make it past my god damned ass cheeks!