Sadistic phone sex is really a bit of something that comes with a mood. And today I am feeling super fucking moody. In fact I am feeling downright Bitchy. I guess it could be the whole period bull shit and all.
Evidently in these moods of mine I just feel down right fucking sadistic. And being mean to anyone with a dick is beneficial to my pleasure. Just last night I was forced out with a couple of my girlfriends. Obviously I just wanted to stay home and chill, but nope these two would not let up.
However I did warn them that I had little patience. These two are a bit fucking sadistic as well. They really get off on my pure bitchcraft when we go out. It’s like an artform of killing the prey off when I am on the loose. These three guys approached us and wanted to buy us drinks.
With their mere approaching us like they were walking up to a meat counter to place an order made me just become queen bitch. I laid into the guy that spoke first. Like do we really look like we need your fucking attention, or in fact that we want anything to do with your fucking pencil dicks? Seriously, what fucking right do you have to come into our personal space to offer your fucking right to fuck.
Now I have to give it to the guy for just looking so astonished and waving the cocktail waitress over and ordering us three chill the fuck out shots and walking off. This is why you should never cross my path and expect me to want to fuck you all because you have a dick.