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Jacking off porn isn’t hard to find!

jacking off pornJacking off porn isn’t hard to find if you know what you’re looking for, but I’m sure you know that already. After all, you found me right? Several men have been finding me lately because of all the ads my husband puts up around town, they all want the most degrading, filthy shit too. Last night my husband brought 2 guys home and they were the nastiest men I have ever had to fuck! They made me go out on the patio and strip naked, get on my knees and open my mouth, then they pissed down my throat and all over my face! They soaked me in it! Plus it was so cold out there on the patio that you could see the steam coming off it so by the time I was done I was soaking wet and freezing cold and I still couldn’t go inside! I had to let them double team me right there until they both came, they let me back inside after that but I couldn’t shower till this morning so I was filthy all night long!

Dirty Phone Sex Cougar

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind of phone sex in my opinion.  I have decades of experience in the adult world. In fact, I have never had a vanilla job. I am not qualified for anything that doesn’t involve me fucking or talking about fucking. So you can imagine that I struggle when I have to interact with people in a vanilla way. My middle daughter is struggling in school. Like her mother, she is more interested in boys than learning. Her English teacher called me for a conference. I have almost zero appropriate clothes for such things, but I managed to put something together that didn’t scream “whore.”  Her teacher was hot. She never told me. I was a bit pissed off that she neglected to tell me how yummy he looked. I was staring at his package the entire time. To be honest, I didn’t hear a word he said. I cut him off and said, “Let me be honest here. My daughter is not gifted. She would rather fuck than study. Just like me. Can we just make some special arrangement so she at least can graduate someday?” No hesitation on his part. He stood up, unzipped his pants and said, “Suck my cock then.” He wasn’t even 30 yet was my guess, but he knew how to take advantage of an opportunity. I blew him like my life depended on it. If my teen whore dropped or flunked out of school, it wouldn’t be the worst thing. I turned out fine; however, if I can keep her in school by fucking her teachers, why not, right? His cock was a decent size too. He skull fucked me like the dirty old porn star I am. After he came all over my face he admitted that he has seen my old porn from the 80s and early 90s. “I like you much better as cougar,” he said with a grin. I am fine wine. I have only improved over time.

Elisa loves nasty phone sex!

Nasty Phone Sex Elisa

Nasty phone sex is the only way to go! I mean, if you’re gonna fucking do it, do it right! I was at a friend’s place for some heavy-r porn and chill a few days ago, and we fucking got snowed in! I was kinda pissed at first, but then again, we had food, porn, toys, and lube. Who needs more to survive a blizzard? It was like the best couple days ever! We spent hours upon hours fucking and sucking! Fisting and cumming, and seeing what we could fit where! It’s amazing how gaped I can get my puckered little ass with some time and spit! Not only did my little ass get fucked and filled with yummy jizz, then fisted, but we got an apple in there! But we didn’t stop there, next we tried a full pop can, then a rolling pin! He said having my ass that fucking full squeezed his dick in my cute little pussy so hard he could barely stand waiting to cum! Soon he ripped it out of my poop shoot and rammed his cock in there over and over again, surging his hot load deeper into me than ever before! I had so many loads up my ass, down my fucking throat, and deep into my tight little fuck hole, I felt all squishy inside and out! Not to mention all the man gravy all over me from head to fucking toe, my tits looked like old fashioned doughnut boobies!

I wonder, is it going to snow again soon?

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Sissy Phone Sex is What This Mommy Loves

sissy phone sexI love being a sissy phone sex mommy. I have a mean streak in me for sure. I am a rather dominate woman. I always have been, so the chance to laugh at sissy boys makes my cunt wet. I have a phone sex sissy regular. I make him do humiliating tasks for me in order to talk to me on the phone. I need to make it clear that although you are paying for a service, I am not a sure thing if you have a small cock or you are a sissy. If you are a tiny dick sissy, you will never cum with me on the phone. You see I believe in rewarding good behavior. I will not let a total loser cum. That is a privilege, not a right. My phone sissy sprouts 2 inches soft, about three inches hard. I have sadly seen the pictures. Now this particular sissy of mine is 4 times the age of my youngest son, but that son of mine is already twice the size of my sissy. Pathetic right? Anytime one of my young sons feels inadequate to please me like an adult lover, I show them pictures of Katrina, my panty wearing sissy boy from California. They laugh and giggle, then fuck me because they know they are more manly than a sissy boy. Katrina called me this morning. First, she had to tribute me with an Amazon gift card. Then she had to put on her pretty pink panties and sing humiliating little songs for me that she wrote.  Her singing is awful, but she is creative and so very self deprecating which I value in a sissy. A sissy is a mean phone sex mommy’s best friend. My sissies keep my house clean, my pussy cleaner and they provide me with entertainment and extra money. Why any woman wouldn’t want  a sissy is beyond me.

I need a daddy

Ageplay girlsI have been getting lonely lately because I haven’t been getting a lot of “orders”.  I got my favorite purple vibrator to satisfy my dripping wet cunt. All day long I have been thinking about my last lil one I got, and it makes me cream my little panties. When I get home and take them off there is a nice little cream pile in them. So when I got up to my room I got my purple cock and the first place I went to is my little tight rosebud. The tip of the cock feels so good in my tight asshole, and I like to lube it up to make it glide in there nice and easy. I really need a daddy so you should call me and give me your cock.

Dirty Phone Talk and Masturbation

dirty phone talkToday was a rather warm day for this time of year, so I decided to have my dirty phone talk poolside. Naked of course. I have no privacy fence. Even if I did, it would not have protected the eyes of the neighbor boy home from school today. My munchkins were home too. The ones still in school, go back tomorrow. I teased the neighbor boy. I knew he was watching me. Would you like to be my neighbor? I like guys of ALL ages. There is no husband next door. This boy is being raised by his grandma who likely has tits to her knees and an wild gray bush like the old lady in room 237 of the Overlook Hotel. He needed to see a real woman’s body; a sexy MILF body. I got out of the water like I was Pam Anderson. Shook my long wet hair out and rubbed my natural boobs. I made eye contact with him as I sat on a pool chair to touch my pussy. He pressed his face up against his bedroom window for a better look. I gave him a hot show. I rubbed my clit in small circles before licking my fingers and thrusting them inside my pussy. I get lost in playing with myself sometimes. As I was cumming hard, I realized the neighbor man on the other side was jacking his cock watching me as were all my sons who were home. Guess men and boys alike enjoy watching a sexy woman masturbate. Do you? I gave everyone a show. I enjoyed it too. I spread my legs wider and made sure to rotate so everyone got a view of my hot pussy. Call me an exhibitionist, but I love an audience. Perhaps that is why I have long been in the adult industry. Nothing hotter to me then men watching me masturbate and fuck.

Phone Sex Sites are Always Open for Dirty Phone Sex Fun

phone sex sitesLucky for you guys, phone sex sites are always open, even on holidays. I love working the holidays personally. I usually get to talk to new guys and party. I did my longest call ever over Christmas . I talked to this mommy lover for over 6 hours straight. Cocaine was involved of course, for both of us.  He was Jewish so the holiday had no real meaning to him, but he found himself out of town trapped by a blizzard. He had a sizeable amount of cocaine with him and his American Express card, so he treated himself to some dirty phone sex with a hot mom. Now mind you, I had a house full of little ones young and old. All my offspring spent the holidays with me. We opened gifts in the morning, had some dirty fun, ate, played some more, then they wanted to watch movies and play video games. I did a few lines, signed on to take calls and boom, first call was for some mommy son love. After a couple hours, my sons came looking for me, my daughters too. They found me on the couch in my office, naked, rubbing my pussy and talking incest. I was sharing my real life experiences as a P mommy. I am not ashamed of having carnal relationships with each and every one of my slutkins. They got so turned on hearing tales of what I have done to each of them since they could crawl, that video games and movies lost their luster. Suddenly they were between my legs licking and fingering my pussy as I recounted all the family fun we have had spanning two decades for my older ones. My little ones had to be muffled because well they are not old enough for phone sex! I know, that is so wrong right? As far as I am concern, if you are old enough to fuck your mommy, you are old enough to talk about it! I don’t care if you last 6 hours or 6 minutes; if you like mommy phone sex, I bet we have a to talk about.

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Hear my little kitten purr

ageplay girlsI got a call from one of my old clients and he wanted a new kitten to play with. So I got a pen to write down exactly what he wanted which was; Dark skin, long black hair, and green eyes. I was excited to go hunting for this kitten because she is going to be a little hard to find. I headed to the exchange student building at my school, and I was looking through the crowd. I spotted the perfect little kitty, and oh my gosh she made my little cunt wet. I started to talk to her and invited her over to help her with her English. When she showed up, I had my client sitting on my bed with some ropes and shackles to get his little purr kitten ready for his big cock.

Dirty phone sex!

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So I love being naughty. I am on the cheer team and occasionally we meet with the football team and basketballs teams to talk over their game plans. We sit there encourage and them. But what the fuck?

There are so much better ways to encourage them then to cheer for them. So anyways after everyone left the room, the football coach stayed behind. I went to him once we were alone and I told him I hope that the team and him do well tonight. I came closer to him, and reached my hand inside him pants. He liked the way my little cheerleader outfit hugged me tight.

I could tell with the way he looks at me. I started jerking his cock up and down in his pants and he pulled me into his office from the locker room. He closed the door and bent me over his desk. His swollen dick came out and he shoved it under my skirt, right up into my pussy.

He grabbed my little hips tightly and started ramming his dick deep inside of me. He pounded my pussy so hard. I kept cumming over and over on his cock. My little tight pussy was squeezing his dick.

Next thing I know I feel his dick getting really big inside of me, twitching upwards. He finally pulls out and points his cock right in my face. He blows all that cream all over my pretty face. Go team go!

Dirty Phone Sex Family Fun

dirty phone sexI had a weekend full of dirty phone sex stories. My oldest son missed his mommy. I sure do miss his big hard cock. I think a dirty mommy will always have a special place in her heart for her first born. It was just the two of us for many years. All the nasty things I did, I did to support us. I had a studio apartment when he was first born; It was all I could afford as a teen runaway hooker. He was barely crawling when I would hook  in front of him. Turned most men on to know I would let them do anything to me to in front of my baby boy. I got us out of that life quickly. Married a wealthy porn producer who adopted my boy. For many years, Ty was the only little one in the family. My husband was a wealthy pervert. Money buys you anything. He enjoyed watching. He watched all the porn movies he produced. He wanted to watch me with my son. He directed him on just how to eat mommy’s pussy. He directed me on how to blow my son. And I directed him on how to stroke his cock. I miss my husband. He was a nasty pervert like me.

phone sex sitesMy son and I relived some of our hot early times together over the weekend while creating some new ones with his half siblings. I think my eldest was meant to be a director. He directed my teen daughter to fuck me with a strap on while he filmed it. I have only ever masturbated and eaten her hot teen pussy. This was the first time I fucked her bald snatch with an 8 inch black dildo. She loved it by the way she was moaning and creaming all over the place. Everyone loved the show too. My director first born was hard as rock, as were his half brothers. I was wetter than I had been in awhile. So wet that I think I am going to get back into porn. Family porn.