Listen up, you little dick losers, I’m here to make your pathetic lives a little more interesting. I know you get off on my voice and my commands, so let’s begin, shall we? Pull out that pathetic worm you call a dick and let me laugh at its existence. Seriously, is that a cock or a freakin’ AA battery? Go get a battery and hold it next to your dick, I dare you!
Bet you wished for a bigger dick when you were a kid, huh? Too bad it never grew, leaving you with a cocktail weenie. Did you hide in the bathroom at school, embarrassed by your tiny pecker? That thought makes me laugh my ass off!
Stroke that sad excuse for a cock, loser! My pinkie is bigger and can gag me better than your shrimp dick. I’d literally feel nothing if I put your dick in my mouth! Cry about it, why don’t you? Go ahead, cry like the little bitch you are.
Admit it, you’re a loser with a tiny cock. Maybe we should start a support group, SDA—Small Dicks Anonymous. You’d be the president with that minuscule member! I love making fun of your teenie weenie, and it’s all part of my job. It’s hilarious how hard my insults get you.
You’re a pathetic dick loser, craving my degradation. With your tiny dick, this is the only attention you’ll get. Unless you wanna fuck a blow-up doll, that is. Send me a picture of your mini-cock, or let me laugh at it on a video call. I’ll even let you cum if you’re a good little pathetic loser. So, what’s it gonna be, huh?