I’m really feeling in the mood for some dirty phone sex today. Have I told you about making the church ladies some lemonade with cumsicles in it? I really miss doing that since they haven’t been coming around much lately. Since I can’t give it to them, I think I’m going to make my really religious neighbors some Christmas cookies today and melt down a cumsicle and mix it into the batter. Or maybe I’ll just invite one of my fuck buddies over and have him shoot his load inside me and then kneel over the mixing bowl and let it drip out of me and into the batter. Would you like to be the one who fucks me and fills me full of the cum that I’m going to turn into cookies? Think about how hot it would be to know what we are gonna do with it. I bet it would make you blow your load so fucking hard, wouldn’t it? Actually, maybe instead of fucking my pussy and filling it with cum, you could fill my ass. That would give it a little bit of extra flavor for those judgmental assholes’ cookies. Call me and we’ll decide together!