Emily's Phone Sex Blog

Live Phone Sex Stress Relief

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Okay, sure…you could watch porn, but wouldn’t it be better to call me up and be able to talk to a live phone sex girl? You’d get exactly what you need instead of being disappointed by porn not being exactly what you want it to be. I know there have been so many times when you were disappointed by the porno you were watching. I can promise you, though, that you’ll never be disappointed by a phone call with me. I love making you feel satisfied because that’s what makes me happy. And we can talk about anything you want – taboo and extreme topics are right up my alley!

Want to hear about the times I fucked the preacher right on the altar? Call me and I’ll tell you the blasphemous details. Do you want to hear about when I had a gang bang with my uncles one Black Friday when all the women except me went shopping? I’d love to fill you in on all the dirty details. Trust me, it was a wild time. I mean, those are just two extreme things I could tell you about, but there are so many more. Just call me if you want to find out just how dirty I can be!

Steamy College Girl Phone Sex

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I’m going to be home from college for the holidays soon and you know what that means – lots of college girl phone sex fun! I will have so much time to be dirty on the phone with you, but I’ll also be fucking all the guys in my neighborhood that I’ve been fucking since I was a younger girl. Yes, some of them are family members. Hey, when you’re from a trailer park, you just fuck whoever you want, whenever you want.  You just don’t stop and worry about whether or not they’re related to you. When a slut needs a dick, she needs a dick and that’s just the way things are.

In fact, some of my best sexual experiences were with family members during the holiday season. One time, we had an orgy while we were waiting on Thanksgiving dinner to be ready. God, that was a glorious time. I would love to tell you all about what sluts are in my family. But I’ll tell you one thing – I am definitely the best slut and everyone always wants to fuck me the most. Hopefully, now that I’m going home for the holidays, some real fun can be had!

Emily’s Mean Phone Sex

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I’ve got something to say to all of the “men” out there who think they are God’s gift to women. You aren’t. You wouldn’t be so conceited if you were really worth a damn to anyone inside or outside the bedroom. What you need is a mean phone sex Princess like me to show you what you really are. I’ll put you in your place and you’ll be on your knees apologizing to me before you even know what’s happening. You’re probably the kind of “man” who thinks he could charm the pants off of any woman, but you’re wrong.

Instead, what’s going to happen is that you are going to be turned into my slave, sissy, cuckold, or just whatever I’m in the mood for when I talk to you. I guess you can have a little bit of input, but final decisions are up to me and you need to remember that. You’re not going to get anything that I don’t want to give you. Your times of being the superior one in any situation with a woman are over with me. In actuality, you probably never were superior…poor dumb women just didn’t know any better, but I do.

It’s a Great Day For Dirty Phone Sex!

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Hey, pervy lovers! Are you ready for another day of dirty phone sex with yours truly? You know that nobody does it better than me! There’s not a prim and proper bone in my body so you don’t have to worry about me ever saying “Ewwww I don’t want to talk about that!” It’s pretty fucking awesome to be so free sexually. I don’t have limits and in my opinion, that’s the only way to be. I’m sure all the church ladies in my town aren’t nearly as happy as me. They surely aren’t getting their pussies pounded every day like I am! But you know who IS getting their rocks off? The pastors in town. I swear they have me on speed dial so they can get their dicks wet anytime they want. We’ve even had sex parties that were disguised as Bible study and all those holy men wanted me to ride them like a roller coaster. I did all of that and then some. So if I’ll do that with a holy man, just imagine what kinds of dirty things I’d do with you. Go ahead and give me a call and I’ll remind you of how nasty I am!

Jack Off For Me While I Cum

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I am such a freaking dirty whore. I love doing so many extreme things in the bedroom and I want to tell you about them while you jack off for me. Have you ever struggled to find a sex partner who really would go the distance for you? Well, I’m that girl. I’ve been fucking for a really long time and trust me when I say that daddy and all his friends taught me the right way to please a man. I always really loved it when the guys in my trailer park would show me new ways to fuck them, so I really hope you have something new to teach me.

As well educated as I am, I am not stupid enough to think that I know everything there is to know about sex. So tell me about something freaky and extreme that you’re into. Shock me. Surprise me. Teach me to love something that I had no idea was even a thing. But if you want to talk about something that’s just “mildly” freaky, that’s okay, too. It’s still extreme and would shock some people, and that’s perfect for me. Call me so we can have some naughty fun!

Jack Off For Me To My Voice!

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I have done an insane amount of dirty things in my life. Do you want to jack off for me while I tell you all about it? God, I’ve done some things that would make the Pope pray for me. But you know what? I am not ashamed in any way. I am a very sexual person and I will never oppress myself to conform to everyone else’s standards. Fuck that. That’s why I always give the Mormons cum infused lemonade when they come by to try and convert me. Who wants to live a boring, celibate life? Not this bitch! And I bet you don’t want that, either. I think people would be surprised that I am a regular at a local glory hole. I even have special knee pads for it! I can put them on and stay on my knees for hours. I could tell you my cock sucking record here, but I think I’ll make you wait until you call to tell you that. It’s always so fun when a guy sneaks up behind me and fucks my pussy or even butt fucks me while I have a cock down my throat. I’m getting horny just thinking about it – let’s play!

Dirty Phone Sex With a Dirty Slut

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Hey there, sexy. Are you up for some dirty phone sex with me today? The thing about that word – dirty – is that it can be so many different things. And trust me when I say that a trailer park slut like me knows a thing or two about it.  I’ve been doing kinky things since I was pretty young, so I know exactly how to make your cock hard. And I’d love to tell you all about the naughty things I’ve done – even to people who didn’t know I was doing naughty things to them – like the church ladies I made cum infused lemonade for. Oh, that was so much fun, especially when they kept telling me how good it tasted. I think they’re just repressed whores.

And have I ever told you how I love going to parties to do lines of coke off cocks and titties while getting my cunt pounded from behind? It’s so fucking hot. A lot of people talk behind my back and say I’m the town whore. I don’t get mad because they’re right and I’m extremely proud of that. I hope you love it, too. I know I can make you cum, even over the phone. I’m just that good.

Nasty School Girl Phone Sex With Emily

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I love all the different school girl phone sex fantasies you guys come up with. Sure, a lot of them are the same – I mean, you can only really fuck teachers, fellow students, or the principal. But I always love hearing what twist you’ll put on the fantasy. I like the ones where I get to be the bratty school girl the most.  You might try to get one over on me and talk me into doing what you want me to do, but then it backfires and you end up at my mercy. It might surpise you that a cute little school girl like me is capable of that, but trust me when I say that I am.

Instead of you getting what you want, I’m going to get what I want. I will not crack another book for as long as I’m in your class and I’ll still get an A. And if you know what’s good for you, you won’t try to back out of our deal. It won’t be good for you if you do. Everyone will find out what a pervert you are. There is more, but you’re going to have to call me to find that stuff out.

Dirty Phone Sex Is the Best Way to Begin or End the Day!

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Hi to all the naughty pervs out there. My name is Emily and I’m addicted to dirty phone sex.  Filthy, raunchy, no limits phone fucking really makes my cunt wet. I don’t want you to be shy when you call me! Tell me every dirty thing you have been thinking of.  Tell me the thoughts that make you feel like you’re going to be damned to hell forever. That’s the thing I want to hear from you. And trust me – I won’t get upset about it. I won’t tell you that you’re a sicko freak. You might be surprised to learn that I’ll be just as freaking horny as you are.

Incest, rape, accomplice play – we can do all of that and then some. I know for a fact that there’s a girl (or boy) you’ve been thinking of that you would love to have your way with. Let me help you with that. I can be that girl. Or I can be the one who helps you kidnap that person. Do you want a partner in crime to have fun with? I’m most definitely your girl. All you have to do is call me. I’ll be ready for you!

Emily’s Hot Cougar Phone Sex

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Fucking young men is very much my thing, which is why I’m well known for my cougar phone sex calls. I get calls all day, every day asking me about what young cock I’ve sucked or fucked recently. Yesterday I talked to a guy who said he called me because I reminded him of his high school English teacher. He said he often jerks off thinking about what it would have been like to bend her over her desk and fuck her. I told him it sucked that he had those regrets, but that we could do a role play that would blow his mind. And that’s just exactly what we did.

Do you have a fantasy about an older woman in your life, past or present? Tell me what she looks like, what she smells like, and what you think she would feel like if she were sitting on your dick or your face. I can’t wait to hear who she is – mommy, auntie, teacher, your mom’s best friend. Let’s get taboo and kinky with our calls and have some real fun! I’m not shy and I hope you aren’t either because I’m in the mood to make you cum really hard!

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