Only dirty phone sex lets us be who we long to be. I can’t sit around and talk to my friends about fucking their dads with huge strap-ons. I wouldn’t have any friends left then. You love hearing about all my kinky rendezvous. You’re like me you like it rough. Nothing about me is anything like vanilla. I guess that’s why my number has gotten passed around. So many of these guys haven’t had a blowjob since Clinton got one. I let them live out any and every fantasy they have. I have not done anything that I don’t want to do again and again. Once these guys get their first experience with me they always want more. And I am more than willing to enjoy the ride.