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Did You Get Caught Jacking Off AGAIN?!

caught jackingMy friend’s poor son is at that age where he just can’t keep his hands off his cock.  I can’t begin to tell you how many times he got caught jacking it?  She keeps telling him that if he keeps it up, it’s gonna fall off.  I told her that it’s natural at that age and all he really needs is a real good fuck by a seasoned pro.  This is obviously where I step in.  We plan the whole thing but we want to make it a surprise for him.  She tells me that she’s gonna drop him off at my house to do a few things around here for me.  He’s pretty handy and has fixed a few things around here, but he had no idea what I had in store for him.  I left a note on the door telling him to come on in and lock the door behind him.

I hear, the front door and in a minute I hear him calling my name.  I yell to him “I’m in my bedroom, come on back”.  There I am butt fucking naked wearing only an evil grin on my face.  He looked stunned but immediately I could see a bulge forming in his pants.  He tried to hide it, but I motioned to come over to me.  I begin to tell him that his mom says she keeps catching him jacking that cock of his and all he really needs is several hours of me.  I unzipped his pants which fell to the floor.  I gently took out his cock that is now rock hard, throbbing with pre-cum oozing all over the head of it.  Immediately I lick all the pre-cum and begin sucking his cock.  Well, that first load he blew rather quickly.  We fucked for hours after that.  I titty fucked him, we 69’d, he fucked me from the back and I even let him fuck my tight asshole.  I bet he won’t be jacking off for a few days now!

Domination Phone Sex, Your Tiny Cock

domination phone sexSo I meet this guy online right? He’s all buff and shit like a football player with big ass hands and feet so I’m thinking everything on him must match right?  WRONG!!  What he really needed is Domination Phone Sex so I could humiliate him about his tiny cock. So anyway, he comes over. We have a few drinks, we start tonguing each other.  He starts pinching my nipples, making them hard as rocks and my pussy begin to throb.  I could feel it’s wetness through my panties.  He reaches down and starts rubbing my clit through my panties and that shit felt so good.  I’m thinking to myself how I can’t wait to see his huge cock ’cause I know it’s got to be big. I look down at his pants and I don’t see anything, No lump, no bulge nothing.  I’m curious so I reach down to grab it.  First, it took me a minute to find it in those big pants he had on.  There was way too much room in the crotch for what he had.

So, I tell him to take his pants off. He proudly gets up and strips down to his boxers.  I tell him to take those off too.  My eyes nearly fell out of my fucking head when he did that.  That was the smallest penis I have ever seen in my life.  Instinctively, I busted out laughing.  Dude, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that little ass cock?!   Oh hell no, you’ve got to get the fuck out of my house. I walked to the door and held it open and waited for him to leave with his head hanging low in shame. Do you have a small penis?  I would love to get the chance to make fun of it and humiliate you.  I’ll have your creaming all over yourself calling you every little dick, sorry excuse for a cock vienna sausage having motherfucking names there are.  Let me humiliate you  !

You Fucking Disgust Me

mean phone sexYou fucking disgust me you worthless piece of shit!  How dare you even begin to think I should waste my time with such a loser like you.  If it’s Mean Phone Sex you want, then you came to the right place.  I’ve had a fucked up day and I’m soooo ready to take it out on whomever has the balls to call me.  Your mom should have aborted your pathetic ass.  I bet you even cry when you cum don’t you?  I knew it.  I love it when men, and really you’re not even worth that title, however you shitpig I’ll humiliate and degrade you til you’re all balled up in a corner with your thumb in your ass and a wet spot in your pants where I’ve made you piss yourself.  So if being made to feel like you are the worthless pansy ass sorry motherfucker you really are, give me a call.  I’m in rare form tonight.  I’ve already sent a couple of men to their knees bawling their eyes out so who’s next?

Let’s Have Some Real Live Phone Sex

live phone sex

I had a guy who called me earlier for some real live phone sex.  Well, one of my fuck buddies happened to be here so I asked him did he want to assist me in a call.  He was a little nervous at first but as soon as I put the phone on speaker and started sucking his cock, he completely forgot about the guy on the phone.  But of course I didn’t. I could hear him jacking his throbbing cock while he listened to me getting drilled in my pretty pink pussy by my friend.  I made sure to give him a good show. I made sure to time everything just right so that we all came together.  My caller thanked me a million times for letting him hear me getting fucked hard.  That’s one phone sex call he’ll never forget.

 

My Hot Wet Cunt

dirty phone sexI’m just laying back with my fingers buried in my wet cunt, as usual.  What I really need right now is some hot Dirty Phone Sex.  I can be your submissive whore or anything else you want me to be.  I just really need to get off.  I have all my toys laid out just waiting for you baby.  That’s how my last call started out.  Well, this guy had me so fucking horny.  He was into some mutual masturbation and I was all to happy to oblige.  He’s always so fucking horny when he calls me.  First, he has me start out with my bullet on my clit.  Then he has me take out my vibrator and shove it all the way in my ass.  God, that thing feels so good.  I can hear him jacking his hard cock.  Breathing heavier and heavier.  He puts the phone down by his cock so I can here the cum near the head ready to explode out of him.

Our calls are always so much fun.  Give me a call or we can always have a hot sexy phone chat session.

Jack Off For Me

jack off for meWhat can you do for me?  Jack off for me.  It’s sooooo fucking hot for me to watch “jackoff porn”.  Such a fucking turn on to watch a man jacking his throbbing cock feverishly until that hot sticky jizz comes out the top like a volcano.  Some of you squirt clear across the room.  Sooo impressive.  I used to have this guy who would send me jackoff videos and I used to watch them with my vibrator stuffed deep into my sloppy wet cunt. Oh my god, I’m getting horny just thinking about it.  Skype could be fun.  We could do a little cyber phone sex chat so I can watch you stroke that cock until you cream all over your hands.  Mmmmmm I wish I was there to lick all that hot stickiness of your hands and suck each and every one of your fingers clean.  If you don’t want to do a skype session, that’s ok.

I can sit and listen to you while you beat that meat for me.  In fact, I’ll definitely join in.  Dildo deep in my hot wet cunt with my trusty bullet on my sensitive bud.  I don’t care how this scenario plays out.  I’m just a fucking horny slut who wants to get off over and over tonight.

Guided Masterbation

guided masterbationI’m so fucking horny tonight. Won’t you call me for some Guided Masterbation phone sex?  I don’t know what came over me but I can’t keep this fucking thing out of my greedy snatch.  But, I’m tired of fucking myself the same way over and over.   I need a take charge kind of man to call me and tell me how you want me to fuck myself.

I’ll let you be in control and tell me when I can cum.  It’s a little out of my character but that’s just what I’m in the mood for.  Guided Masturbation has really always been kind of a turn on for me.  I can turn my brain off and let you tell me how far to shove this dildo up my creamy cunt and/or my tight asshole.  You’re in charge tonight baby.

Carmen’s Daughters’ Fuck Fest

dirty phone sexFuck me, fill all my holes, I want all your creamy delicious cum all over my face.  Those are the words I hear coming out of my daughters’ bedroom followed by lots of giggles.  Mommy is so proud to her her daughters in there practicing what I taught them.  But then, I hear a lot of grunting that wasn’t one of my girls’ voices. I stayed by the door and kept listening.  My pussy was dripping wet at the excitement I felt knowing that they had a boy in there with them.  They were so into the little fuck fest they had going on that they didn’t even realize I had cracked the door and was watching. Not one, but three young boys were in there having fun with my girls.  They were licking each other’s young sweet cunts. Sucking all that jizz out of there.  These boys had looks on their faces like they had died and gone to young pussy heaven.  I couldn’t contain myself.  I had to run to my room and immediately stuff my cunt and my ass with my vibrators and soon I was squirting all over the place.  Wanna hear more about all the fun me and my girls have?  

The family that plays together….

Incest phone sex

The only way a mom can properly train her daughters for Incest phone sex is to experience it first hand herself.  It was time for my angels to learn some life lessons just as I had. Looking back, I remember my mama telling me it was time for me to be a woman. In our backwoods Kentucky culture, it was so common for family members to get that first bald pussy ride.

Mama dressed me up and led me to the living room where granddaddy and my uncles were waiting along with my daddy. Two of my girl cousins were there too. The men were sitting naked and stroking their cocks. I remember seeing how big they were and wondering how they would ever fit in my little cunny. The younger girls went first. I watched wide eyed as they were force fed those cocks and those little pussies were violated. I felt myself get aroused as I waited my turn. By the time I was bouncing on gramp’s cock, I was already creaming. I guess I was just born to be a P-Mommy and make sure my girls have the same experience as I did. How about some hot roleplay for old memories sake?

My Anal Angels

Dirty phone talkDirty phone talk means more cock stroking fun for you. Let me share a little story about the anal sex training my young ones have been getting.

I caught them in their room talking about about cock. I listened quietly as my older daughter told her sister about an older boy in the neighborhood who wanted to kiss her kitty. She said that he was rubbing his penis. I decided that a sex talk was in order. I explained the concepts to them and allowed them to ask questions. Suddenly, my younger one piped in with a question that blew my mind. “My friend Selina says that booty sex is ok.” I struggled not to laugh. Then suddenly it clicked in my wicked P-mommy mind. My girls were ready for some anal sex. Hell, even their friends were promoting it. It was time. I brought out two small vibrators that I’d been saving for this day. We all took off our clothes, looked at each other’s pussies and started our new game called “stretching the booty hole.” My little sluts take after mommy for sure. I watched my younger one shudder with an orgasm as her sister fucked her with that vibrator. I think it’s time that I gave you a call to help me with step 2. You do know what I’m talking about, don’t you? 🙂