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Dirty Phone Talk

Fuck! My splinters blown out from the rodeo Halloween night. Nasty phone sex, 68 blowjobs, 53 creampies, and 20 anal creampies then ass-to-mouth cumshits had a girl up for her money. I cannot wait until next year’s Halloween. I hope to double the numbers. And do more dirty phone talk. That was really really fun this year rubbing my pussy and talking on the phone. I even stuck the receiver in my tight little cunt and fucked to the coed phone sex calls I had! Those were super panty dropping. My pussy is so wet thinking about all the creampies I took in school girl costume. That skirt will never fit the same. Facial after blowjob after creampie and then back to another facial gets my nipples hard now blogging about the night. Too bad my tight ass is recovering from the last load it took; Superman was 9.5 in and as thicc as a doorknob. I would have rather taken his fist than his monstrous cock in my ass lol. Hope next year I’m able to wear both of my costumes before they’re ripped and drenched in man juices lol

Harley’s Hard QuinNipps

Taboo Phone SexYou could juice lemons with my nipples right now they’re so hard. Wow this Harley Quinn costume is really getting all the rave this year. Apparently I look like one of those ageplay girls to a lot of the housewives but so? Not like their dedicated husbands are calling a dirty phone sex site for pleasure…or are they? If so then they would have definetely talked to me about taboo phone sex and the works. I mean, that is what I love to finger my little shit hole to. Taboo, nasty, dirty all of the filthy phone sex Harley knows it and squirts it. Fuck my pussy is throbbing at this year’s Halloween contest. Entering it was hard since I did wait last minute but luckily one of the judges was able to fit me and my tight little stinker right in for the perfect fit. Sigh. I should have grabbed that judge’s number for future last minute sneak ins…

I Will Drain Your Balls

dirty phone sexBaby would you like to have some dirty hot kinky phone sex. I know that I would. I love to hear your voice as I stick my hands deep inside my soaking wet cunt. I love to talk dirty to you as I hear you stroking that big fat cock. The sound of you jacking off makes me even wetter. I tell you kinky stories of the naughty things I like to do. How I like to take my men and have my way with them. Sucking on their hard cock, putting it deep in my throat. Feeling their dick get harder, almost gagging me as they nut in my mouth. How I then get their dick hard again and climb up on them, lowering my slick wet pussy down on their throbbing cock until my pussy wraps it so tight. Then I ride them, slow at first and then fast, making them moan as I rub my big tits against their chest. I hold them tight as I feel their cock start to twitch. My pussy grabs them as I slowly drain their balls. I am wet just thinking about it baby. You give me a call and we can talk all about it.

Surprise

dirty phone sexYou met me at the office. A perfect sweet conservative assistant. Covering all of my inner demons and all of my hot ass tattoos. You are an alpha male, and you love to show you dominance. Unbeknownst to you I like to tear up men like you. We flirted and I led you on to believe that I was thrilled with your charm. You invited me to dinner and then we made our way to my place. You had already been putting on the moves hard. Touching my thigh, lightly brushing against my ass and that tell tale sign of putting your arm around me and guiding me. I laughed inside as I knew what was getting ready to happen to you.

We went in and you made yourself comfortable. I fixed you a drink and put a little lose juice in it. You drank it and became a little disoriented. I suggested maybe if you lay down on my bed you might feel better. We went to my room, and you lay on my bed. I started kissing you and removing your clothes. You were feeling a little better as I attached your arms to the bedrails. I then slipped out of my dress and stood before you. Your eyes wide as you saw my tattoos. I stuffed my panties in your mouth as I attached the strap on. I lubed it up really good and then spread your legs wide as I climbed up on top of you and pushed it inside your twink ass.

Leather And Fishnets For NYE

dirty phone sexHow about leather and fishnets for NYE baby and of course a hot ass horny girl wearing them. Tonight, you will be my maid. You will please me in every way I ask. Did I mention I have a few friends coming over tonight too? By a few friends I mean hot wet cunts and throbbing thick cocks. Two of your favorite things. Don’t deny it, you don’t mind a big cock in your mouth. I have seen you worship a cock before, and you do it marvelously. The way you suck those full balls and wrap your warm soft tongue around them. The way you spread their ass cheeks and rim them for hours. The way your cock leaks and leaves a puddle of your pre-cum below you. You are as big a cock whore as I am. Although I do like your sissy ass inside of me too. So not it is time to prepare let’s get you dressed. I have leather and fishnets for you too. Go ahead, get dressed and don’t forget your butt plug. Want to make sure your man pussy is stretched out so I can put my strap-on on and bring in the new years by pounding your ass.

Merry Christmas Babe

dirty phone sexMerry Christmas babe. I know you usually have to be pleasing me but this one time out of the year I am going to take care of you. So, sit down and enjoy. I start by taking off your shirt and removing your pants. You sit in only your boxers as I undress. I see something peeking out the top there babe. Looks a little wet even. Maybe I should check it out. I get between your legs and pull your boxers off. Your hard cock practically hits me in the face.

I grab you with my hand and start stroking you. So hard and so wet from the pre-cum. Relax baby, shut your eyes, and enjoy. You lean back as I start stroking and licking and sucking you. Your big thick head is full of pre-cum as I run my tongue across you. I then smile as I gently cup your balls and take you deep. My throat stretched out and the tip hitting the back of my throat. I don’t gag anymore, no gag reflex left. You enjoy that as I taste you on my tongue and feel you swell and twitch inside my mouth. I grip your balls a little harder and push my finger inside you tight asshole. You moan so loud as you feel my throat with your warm creamy goodness. What do you want for Christmas babe?

Cum Fuck Me

dirty phone sexYou know what baby is feeling tonight babe? Your face between my butt eating my asshole. Think you have what it takes? I want you to make me cream babe. Moan and scream in excitement and make me soaking wet. I want you to be so dedicated that my legs shake and my knees quiver? You up for the task? Your face covered in my juices as you kiss me hard?

Then I want to be fucked, but not just an average fuck. A big cock the width of a beer can. Are you packing something that large baby? Good. Now let me see it. I want you to smack me on my cheeks with it, making them wet with your pre-cum. Then stick it in my mouth until I choke and gag. Grab my head and throat fuck me. Hard too, not like some pussy bitch. Throw me on my back and spread my legs and push that monster deep inside my wet pussy. Pushing so hard and so fast you hit my cervix. Don’t stop now. I want to milk you, completely drain your balls. Feel my pussy tightening around you? Of course, you do babe, now come on over and take care of me.

Time For Your Punishment

dirty phone sexWell, look at your sorry ass coming home as the sun is starting to rise. No call, no text, nothing. You look tired babe, a little drunk still and you definitely need a shower. You try to kiss me, and I pull away. What are the rules I ask you? Confused you mumble incoherently and walk towards the shower. You finish and walk toward the bed, but I am waiting for you. Sitting on your side with my legs crossed and a paddle in my hand.

Bend over bitch and take your licks like a man. You try to defy me but the site of the zapper beside me lets you know I mean business. You drop the towel and lay on the bed with your ass fully exposed. I just laugh as I slather your butt with oil. Get ready babe I say as I pull the paddle back and whack you. One, two, three, four, five, I seem to have lost count. Better start again. Your ass bright red as I continue. You know not to stop me no matter how hard it hurts; you don’t like the zapper. Roll over bitch, we aren’t through yet. Grab your ankles and pull them close to your ears. Look how vulnerable you are now. Hmmmm…. What should I do next? I look at the strap on and then at the zapper. Which will it be? You decide.

Bob For Apples?

dirty phone sexHalloween is always my favorite time of year. Partying, games, and hot kinky slutty costumes. Still a little early but I was feeling naughty, so I invited my neighbor over to play some games. He is always down for some fun. We drank and smoked a little and then we got down to it. I was feeling festive, so I suggested a fun game of bobbing for apples. He looked a bit confused when I brought in some cut up apples. Nevertheless, I spread my legs, lifted my hips, and started pushing the sliced apples into my cunt. A smile them crossed his face and his cock was sticking straight up. He crawled to me and buried his face inside my cunt and licked and nibbled and sucked until every apple slice was out. His face was covered with my juices and apple juices as I licked his face. Then he lifted the apple and fed them to me. I love the taste of my own cunt. Next round love I told him as I got on all fours and started spreading my asshole wide. He didn’t even wait for me to push the apples inside before he started eating my tight ass. I bet you would like a taste too.

Submit

dirty phone sexOh, look at you coming into my house trying to a misogynist. I laugh at your stupidity. Who in the hell do you think you are talking to love? I am not just any girl and certainly not one that is going to take any shit off of you. In fact, I think I am going to take you and make you, my bitch. I don’t care you tower over me or that you have at least 50 pounds on me. You will obey and you will submit.

So come here you worthless piece of shit and let me mold you. Mold you into what I want you to be today. While I contemplate your fate crawl between my legs. Worship my cunt, suck and lick and finger my tight hole. I will push your face against my cunt and grind. Grind until your face is glistening with my juices. Eat me I direct you. Make me cum. Only when I am satisfied will I remove my hand and let you up to breath. But I am not finished with you yet. You are still a jerk no matter how well you made me orgasm. Hand me that strap on and let me take you for a ride.