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dirty phone sexOh, look at you coming into my house trying to a misogynist. I laugh at your stupidity. Who in the hell do you think you are talking to love? I am not just any girl and certainly not one that is going to take any shit off of you. In fact, I think I am going to take you and make you, my bitch. I don’t care you tower over me or that you have at least 50 pounds on me. You will obey and you will submit.

So come here you worthless piece of shit and let me mold you. Mold you into what I want you to be today. While I contemplate your fate crawl between my legs. Worship my cunt, suck and lick and finger my tight hole. I will push your face against my cunt and grind. Grind until your face is glistening with my juices. Eat me I direct you. Make me cum. Only when I am satisfied will I remove my hand and let you up to breath. But I am not finished with you yet. You are still a jerk no matter how well you made me orgasm. Hand me that strap on and let me take you for a ride.

Do You Have What It Takes?

dirty phone sexI am a picky bitch when it comes to my beautiful pussy. Not just any dick or tongue is allowed near it. That goes for fingers and anything else your sorry ass is thinking about. A shrimp dick is a negative. A cock with no stamina is also a no no. So come here and sit down and let’s see what you are packing. Take off all your clothes and sit beside me. Hmmmm…. That’s not too bad. It appears thick and long.

Now let me wrap my hand around you and give you a good jerking. Here put your hand on my ass and balance me while I rub my soaking wet drenched pussy. No, you can’t touch but you can watch. I see some pre-cum forming. You aren’t going to blow this quickly, are you? Holy shit, are you moaning? Is your cock twitching? The feel of my hands and the smell of my wet pussy got you this worked up? Oh my god, now you are thrusting your hips. Slow your roll buddy, this isn’t a race, this is a marathon. Damn, there is no slowing you is there? Ughhhh what a disappointment you are. My fingers covered in your cum. I want no part in your sorry ass sperm. Open up. Now clean my fingers from your degenerate thick cum. Think you could satisfy me.

Use Me

dirty phone sexCome here baby and bring me that big thick long cock of yours. I have the perfect holes for you to ram it inside of. Let me lay back and give you a view of both. How about you take turns? Push it inside my tight little asshole and then ram it inside my juicy wet cunt. But don’t be shy, walk over to my mouth and let me lick off all of my juices from your cock The taste of your cum and my pussy and my ass drives me wild. You got a friend you say? Let me jerk him off while you unload your warm cum inside of me. Then when you have filled me up, I will clean your cock again, licking every drop from your cock. Your friend will proceed to use my pussy and gaped ass. I will become a sex toy of sorts for you and your friend. A sex toy that can’t get enough. I want to fuck all night long baby. Fill my holes so full of cum that when you ram your cock inside of me it squirts out my holes. Fill my belly and cunt and ass until there is no more room babe.

Let’s Cut It Off

dirty phone sexThis morning I had the hottest caller. The caller that comes around once in a lifetime. A caller so extreme that pain is his pleasure. Ironically, his pain causes me great pleasure too. It started as a simple ball busting inquiry. Do I enjoy CBT, he asked? Fuck yeah, I do, and I was happy to let him know it too. He wanted extreme though. He wanted the ultimate, the end game if you will. The holy grail of my desires. He wanted to cut it off, like all the way off. Willing to do it anyway I wanted. I nearly creamed my pants with his questions. Fuck yeah, I want to be a part of this. I didn’t even hesitate. Didn’t ask if fantasy or real, my mind raced at the thought. Tie your cock off with a rubber band and grab a break knife I told him. Stand up and put your cock on the dresser. Now, slow smooth strokes. The though of cutting through the layers of skin made my pussy drip and my clit hard. The sounds of his voice were intoxicating. He asked should he remove it all? Without hesitation I told him yes, remove it and throw it away like trash. I bet you have hot dark fetishes too, don’t you? Can’t wait to play with you soon.

Everybody Needs A Freak

dirty phone sexWhen you think of your fantasy girl what do you envision? A beautiful horny freak? That is what I thought. Well, I am all of the above and more. I am pleasant on the eyes, always down to fuck and nothing is too taboo for me. My last boyfriend was pleasantly surprised when he took me to his friend’s party. As the night went on and the drinks and shots kept flowing and some pot and a line or two were done, he looked over to see me and his friend’s wife dancing and grinding on each other. As they cheered us on, I grabbed her face and we started making out. That was all it took to get the boys worked up so as soon as the song was over, they suggested we take it back to their place. On the ride back me and her were in the back and the boys in the front. I pulled her dress up, her panties down and buried my face in her juicy bald pussy. I love the taste of a woman’s juices. As she moaned the boys couldn’t stop turning around to enjoy the show. After we got home, we had an even better show. Give me a call and I will tell you all about are freaky night.

I Don’t Mind Being A Mistress

dirty phone sexI often find myself being a mistress. I don’t mind since I am not faithful to just one cock. I like to have a variety of dicks in my life. Men tire of their boring wives and come looking for fun, excitement and mind-blowing sex. Their wives become prudes and will not allow their men to fuck their throats raw or ram that dick right up their assholes or fuck their titties until they cum all over their face. Me? I will gladly throat fuck their husband’s. I will happily unbuckle their pants, take their cock out of their boxers and give it the TLC it deserves. I will stroke that cock gently, kiss it, lick the tip and then take it all deep in my throat as hard as they like until they fill up my throat with their cum. I willingly bend over and spread my butt cheeks and take all that dick right in my tight little asshole until they explode with ecstasy. And my titties are so big and firm they accommodate any dick just perfectly for fucking. My nice bald pussy is so slick that they beg to put their cocks in it. Plus, I am very nice to look at. If you want me to be everything your wife is not, I am your girl. I will be waiting for you baby.

I Love A Good Fetish

dirty phone sexYou got a feet fetish baby? I am surprised at just how many people do. My sweet feet make me lots of money, but they also give me lots of fun. Last week I had a guy come over for what was a booty call or a Netflix and dick type of date. I of course didn’t want to waste anytime so we got right to it. Clothes were off and we were in my bed within minutes. My legs were spread as he licked my pussy and sucked my clit. Then he pushed his dick deep inside of me. No lie, it was minutes, and he was already blowing his load. I was like what? Girls don’t work like that buddy. So, I told him this isn’t how this hookup is going to end. Embarrassed and wanting to please me he went down on me again. This time taking his time as he licked and sucked all of his warm cum from my twat. I grinded against his face as his fingers went deep inside my wet cunt and my tight asshole. This was more like it as I squirted all over his face. He was turned on again and his dick was rocket hard. I was no longer interested in his cock, so I sat up and wrapped it in my feet and jerked him off. He took my cum covered feet and licked them clean and then I sent him on his way.

He Got The Strap On

dirty phone sexI take no shit from anyone and that includes my sorry ass boyfriend. So, let me tell you what I made that man do for me when he decided to try to touch me without asking. While he was at work I prepared for his punishment. I met that sack of shit at the door as he arrived, wearing my “Bitch” collar, fishnets, corset and of course my strap on. I didn’t attach the big thick one because I already know he isn’t worthy of that either. I told him that he would now be punished for putting his hands on me. I ordered him to remove his clothes and I attached a little bitty cock cage I had for him. I led him to my room where a bright pink paddle lay on the bed. I bent him over the bed and paddled his ass until it was bright pink. Of course, his little clitty was dribbling so I scooped it up and rubbed it into his tight ass. I told him to buckle up because I was about to tear his sweet ass up. As I started to push in, I felt his ass start clinching so I pushed even harder. I took it deep and hard and fast. He blubbered like he didn’t like it but the mess he left under his cock cage told a different story.

Swipe Right

dirty phone sexSo, my boyfriend thinks it is no worry to play his online games and leave me to watch some Netflix. He genuinely thinks the occasional shout out is enough to please me. It is not and I was about to let him know just what he was missing. He was downstairs and I was upstairs doing some of that swiping right. I messaged the hookup to just let himself in and come on upstairs. 20 minutes later I heard feet on the stairs. I was already as he walked in. Ass in the air and spread wide. I mean it isn’t cheating if it is anal now is it darling. My ass was gaped. Not sure if from the hookup or knowing my boyfriend could show up at any moment. Either way, this strapping man was unbuckling his pants and sliding his big thick cock into my gaping ass. I rubbed my pussy and squeezed my clit as he filled my ass with his warm cum. Not even a kiss or thank you, just a smile as he walked out. Later that night as my boyfriend came to bed, I seduced him into fucking me. You will never know how hot it was when he started eating my ass full of the other guys cum.

Can You Please Me?

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You know what pleases a hot ass bitch like me? A hot ass man who worships me. I love to test out my latest lovers to determine their stamina and dedication. So, we made a date, and he was to pick me up at my house. I texted him to come in when he got here. As I heard the door open, I yelled to him that I was in the bedroom. He walked down the hall and I was waiting for him on my knees, on my bed wearing only panties and a bra. Come to me I told him. He walked to me and sat on my bed. I kissed him and told him to worship me. He smiled as I laid back. He started with my toes and kissed and sucked his way to my inner thigh and removed my panties with his teeth. He smiled at me as I reached and pushed his head deep inside of my cunt. He twirled his tongue around my pussy lips and gently sucked my clit deep into his mouth. I grinded on his face and left my juices all over him. I was pleased and then he stood to unbutton his pants. As he pulled down his boxers I was face to face with a teeny tiny worm. He tried to climb on to me and I whispered into his ear that I don’t want no short dick man and pushed him away. I bet you have a big cock that would please me, don’t you?

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