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Nasty Tit-Job

Nasty phone sexWhen I saw this man, my first thought was what does he think he’s doing. I’ll take a free drink any day but he could smother him with one tit alone. After sending over three he finally walked up and asked if I wanted to head out back with him. I wasn’t nervous he was the scrawny type, I knew I would still be in charge. “You sure you got me liquored up enough?” I teased as I eyed him for anything that would give me a clue on what he was planning. Everything about him screamed bitch boy, but lucky for me I misjudged him a little bit. Following him out when he said out back, I thought he meant a back room but no he led me right to the back alley. Dark, dirty right by the dumpster, with a drunk dude passed out on the wall next to it. 

“Take those big bitches out” he barked, his voice more confident and deep. A nice surprise felt a little compelled to compile. Maybe it was the booze, maybe I was just horny as hell but I let the big girls free. He grabbed them, kissed them sucked on my nipples and then pushed me down to the grab on my knees. Pulled out his dick and took a piss right on them. Didn’t even ask, like a real man he did what he wanted then slid his cock between my tits, holding me real close and titty fucked me until he squirted all over them. “Clean em up” he ordered breathlessly while playing with his dick watching me lick up the cum and residual piss off my breast holding them up to mouth. I wanted to be fucked so bad but he just walked away, leaving me to go find someone to prey on back inside.

How I Drain Pin-Dicks

Mean phone sexYou can think of me as a mean phone sex bitch all you want, but I don’t suck on Pin-Dicks. I fuck them. You whip out that 3 to 4 incher, what do you expect. That tiny mother-fucker would get lost between my titties. It’s not going to do shit for my pussy, doesn’t mean I won’t drain you though. I get it, a body like mine makes you want to cum. Mad respect for that. But you’re not going to be bending me over. Nope, you are going to need to bend over and spread them Mister practically dickless. I’m going to fuck you like I do my cute little bitches. I got my own cock to introduce you too, a big strap-on nice and thick like a real dick should be. Perfect to squeeze into your tight ass and make you scream like a little bitch when it collides over and over again with your little trigger button. I’ll have you shooting your hot puddle right on the floor. How do you like that little dick?