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Alien Probing

I was passed out on the couch the other night when I was woke up by this really bright flash of light!Dirty Phone Sex

It was so bright that I could not see but I heard rustling.

Then suddenly my tight white tank was sucked off of my body, exposing my perky round tits!

This long thing started flicking my nipples and getting them so hard!

Then all at once this long slippery tentacle-like thing slid deep in my cunt!

It was so long and felt so good!

It was pushing in and out and rubbing the hot wet muscles of my tight cunt!

The pussy probe was massive and was fucking me so hard that my body was bouncing on it, deeper and deeper as he lifted me in mid air.

My nipples were hard and my clit was twitching and then suddenly he blast hot juices in my tight cunt, overflowing my small young pussy and covering my face and tits as well!

It felt so good that I started arching my back and fucking harder and then I was just about to squirt when it sucked the sweet cum right out of my fucked cunt!

Then a vortex seemed to suck up the light and whatever was in it!

And just like that, it was over and I was alone in the dark!

 

He Had Three Huge Cocks!

I love a good high as much as anyone.

There is nothing better than chillin out and getting that “I love everybody” and “Let’s just fuck and eat Doritos” feeling!Dirty Phone Sex

But I was at this party and this guy gave me this shit that really messed with my head!

I was in my “let’s just fuck” place

(unfortunately, we were out of Doritos)

and so we were really going at it!

I was sucking his cock and tongue fucking his ass when suddenly, I felt this giant hard dick slam into my tight cunt!

I looked down and sure enough….there was a cock fucking me!

I thought that was pretty fucking cool that he had a second cock that he could just pull out and pound into my wet pussy while I was sucking his other one!

But then he pulled out a third one and drilled it into my tight, unsuspecting ass!

He was fucking me air tight with three huge hard cocks!

How did he do that?

All I know is I was loving having three throbbing dicks balls deep in all of my fuckable holes!

The funny thing is, both he and two of his friends text me the next day saying they loved the pump and dump and what am I doing on Friday?

Lol! What kind of whore gets so fucked up that she gets gangbanged by three guys!

oh wait! FUUUCK!

Fido Loves Coeds!

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My fury friend has been acting up lately, trying to fuck everything that is not nailed down!

The only cure was to get the four legged whore laid but where was I going to find a bitch for him to fill full of cum?

As luck would have it, I was supposed to unload some crack to a couple of college sluts today but they came up short.

I told them that we could work something out 🙂

Of course Fido took one whiff of their crusty cunts and started panting like a dawg!

That little red rocket shot out and he had that first slut pinned to the ground in no time!

To my surprise the other whore was loving the scene and was fingering her wet pussy while she was watching her friend get fucked like a bitch in heat!

He had just finished nutting inside her red swollen cunt when the eager slut ripped his bulging cock out and started sucking the cum off it!

She was determined to have her turn riding the rocket!

He fucked that slut like a rabbit on crack, pumping her slippery cunt fast and hard!

The little fuck whore just couldn’t get enough!

I had to pull the bitch off him! Kinda makes me wonder if this is something I should try?

When You Choke Something, It Dies!

Dirty Phone SexIt’s just like Nancy says….

These boots are made for walking!

And that’s just what they’ll do.

And this dirty phone sex slut is gonna walk all over you!

I love getting all dressed up in these thigh high leather boots and walking into a dive!

Men never know what to make of me!

Well I will tell you!

I am not some sort of submissive slut that will suck your cock and walk away with a smile!

I want my pussy licked!

I want you to worship this cunt like the one that gave you life!

I can choke that cock until it turns blue, and we all know what happens when you choke something until it’s blue!

It fucking dies!

So unless you want a rotting dead wiener hanging next to those balls, you better fuck my wet cunt and fuck it right!

Your cock’s life depends on it!  

 

 

Taming of the Shrew

Dirty Phone SexMy parole officer is being such a bitch to me! 

So I was an hour late!

I was only late cus I had to sober a little…can you imagine if I had shown up high!

Well this time, I brought a little surprise for her!

I figured if she got laid, she might be a little sweeter and any hard cock worth it’s weight in cum would shrivel at the thought of fucking her fugly ass! 

I was doing her a favor when I bent her over the desk and pounded this strap on deep into her uptight ass!

Yeh, she tried to fight it at first, until I slapped her cuffs on her and used her arms as reins to ride that whore!

She was screamin the whole time but I felt her pussy dripping each time I rammed this strap on into her unlubed fuck hole!

I could tell she was getting into it when she started raising those big hips up to meet each thrust and she was purring like a kitten when I started fucking back and forth, from her ass to cunt and back again!

But the justice system owes me some new kicks cus that slut squirted all over my best pair of Converse’!

 

Dirty Little Tongue Fucker

I won a tongue fucker in a poker game the other night!

I had no idea what I was going to do with him but his previous owner would make him suck his cock and rim his ass!

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I do not have a cock but I wouldn’t mind getting my pussy licked when ever I wanted it…and not have to be a stupid submissive whore to get it!

So I brought him home, cage and all and tested his tongue out!

He must have liked the change because he licked my tight pussy lips like it was the most delicious sweet roll he had ever had!

His tongue grazed my smooth tight lips as he slid it from the bottom to the top!

He swirled that velvet weapon around my quivering clit and gently sucked until my thighs began to shake!

Then he slid his strong muscle deep into my cunt and tongue fucked me until I thought I would explode!

He kept exploring my body with that magnificent tongue, moving between my dripping cunt to my tight ass!

I had never felt anything like it before, but when he swirled his little wet fuck tool around my tight puckered ass, it was like I had gone into a state of erotic ecstasy!

He fucked my tight ass with his powerful tongue and then slide two fingers deep inside before moving back up to my spasming cunt!

He was fingering my ass and fucking my pussy and I couldn’t hold back anymore! The flood gates were about to open!

I couldn’t help but grab his head and force his face deeper inside of me when I started squirting hot pussy juices all over him!

This could be better than crack!

 

Bloody Coke Caked Cock

I love it when someone tries to fuck me over!

It is not so often that I get to let my inner evil bitch out so when that door is open, there is no holding back!

I came home to find this skank crack whore rifling through my things, trying to steal my stash!Dirty Phone Sex

This stupid ho did even know that her skirt had become snagged in her crusty panties when she tried stuffing the baggy up her ass!

She thought that would be a safe place to hide it if she got caught!

Stupid whore!

Doesn’t she know that one good ass fuck could rip that baggie open!

She was a pathetic little bitch who started whimpering the second I showed her my knife!

I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw the look on her face as I strapped on my 12 inch big boy!

Her tight anal fuck hole took every inch as I pounded it deeper and deeper into that crack cubby!

She started shaking and convulsing as her torn tissue soaked up the fun!

I fucked that whore’s ass until bloody coke was caked on my cock!

And that is one less bitch that no one will ever miss!

Limp Dick Souvenir

Some people are a total waste of natural resources…like air!

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Removing them from society would be considered a service to the community!

Some people might say that I have anger issues but I just say what other people are thinking and then I actually do something about it!

And you know what….there is no better rush then peeling the skin off of a worthless piece of shit and watching them cry before ending the misery they caused and silencing them forever!

I get that little tingly feeling in my tight little cunt once I feel vindicated…once I own their souls!

My little nipples are getting a little hard just thinking about it!

My favorite part is watching them cry and beg for their lives!

Please!

I plan on burning their bodies for fuel!

Just look at all the good I am doing!

But I always like to keep a souvenir of my accomplishments….a kind of trophy.

I will let you pick what I keep…your limp dick? One of those tiny acorns you refer to as nuts?

Ha! What a laugh!

More Addictive Than Crack

Have you ever had a taste of something and instantly, you were addicted and had to have more!?

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My sweet cunt is like crack! Once you have had some, there is no going back!

My dripping snatch ooozes pheromones and men follow me home from miles away with their hard cocks being pulled like super magnets to my juicy cunt!

Then all it takes is just one lick! My juices drip like fresh honey and are better than the finest aged scotch!

One taste of this sweet cunt and you are hooked!

But if you make it past the sweet sticky nectar…if you don’t explode from the slick velvety feel of my pretty pink lips on your tongue…then the surreal feeling of my warm wet pussy squeezing the cum from your cock as you push deep into the tightest fuck hole you have ever felt, will send your soul to places it can not return from!

Once your throbbing hard cock has entered the clutches of my cum sucking, dick devouring cunt…you will belong to me!

So be careful when dialing that number!

My cunt is more addictive than crack and there is no getting out of this rabbit hole!

Dirty Cop Cock Warning

Fuck!

I heard the sirens behind me and I knew I was fucked when I saw those lights come on!

I can get out of a lot of shit since I supply half the cops in town but this wasDirty Phone Sex a new guy and rumor was, he was clean so there was no trading favors!

The rumors were wrong!

He yanked me out of the car like I was some sort of evil criminal and slammed me up against the car!

He reached in and pulled out some crack which I saw him pull out of his own fucking pocket!

He didn’t have to frame me since I actually had some shit in the cooler in the trunk but I wondered what he was up to.

I found out real fast as he told me to spread my legs and started feeling my bare legs all the way up until he reached my panties under my skirt!

He pushed my thong aside and slide his fingers deep in my cunt! He said he knows where whores like me hide stuff!

I guess he was still looking for it when he dropped his pants and forced his cock past my swollen pink lips and deep in my violated cunt!

He pumped me full of so much cop cock spit that it was dripping down my thighs!

He told me he was going to let me off with a warning but my ass was his the next time he stopped me!

Well, I hope he doesn’t make me wait too long…it’s been a while since I have had a nice thick cock plunged deep in my tight ass!

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