Category: Dirty phone talk

Taboo Phone Sex Fun with Woman’s Best Friend

taboo phone sexTaboo phone sex is the only reason to call me. I can’t even fake vanilla. I am a taboo phone girl for a reason; because I am a taboo woman. I was home alone today. All my little ones were out doing this or the other. How did I amuse myself? I spread peanut butter on my ass and pussy, got up on the couch on all fours and signaled our big furry baby to play with me. I turned my fuck holes into a Kong toy. His tongue is a bit like sandpaper, but it still feels good. One of my daughters came home unexpectedly. She totally busted me with Rover. “Mom, what are you doing,” she yelled as if in shock. My reply? “What every horny mommy does when there are no brats in the house to play with.” I told her don’t knock it until she has tried it. Four legged companions are our best friends for a reason. I lathered her up in peanut butter so she could better understand what I was saying. Once she relaxed, she started to enjoy it. From my point of view, it was hot to see. I’ve long played with furry ones, but I have never seen another woman partake in that kind of special love before. I think it was even hotter because it was my daughter. I encouraged her to return the favor. I showed her how to suck his red rocket. She resisted, but then she caved. She thought it was like red lipstick coming out of its case. So true. I never thought of it that way. I helped guide his hard little dick into her pussy. His furry paws grabbed her by the hips as he mounted her like a good boy. His lipstick dick latched on to her pussy and she couldn’t move until he nutted inside her. I licked his slimy cum out of her teen twat. Don’t shame me until you have tried it, or at least seen a live performance.

Nasty phone sex fucking!

Nasty phone sex

Omg so I had a great call with one of my regulars who had a great nasty phone sex fetish! When we had our dirty phone talk, he told me he couldn’t get enough of watching a woman fucking piss for him. Of course I just had to do it for him! I mean, like, he is my dirtiest, nastiest, naughtiest caller at the moment, so I was more than fucking happy!

I sat on the toilet, and spread my legs really wide, showing him my pretty, bald little fucking cunny. As soon as I started to tinkle, his cock got so much harder! He was scooping it as it came out of me, and splashing it on his dick like a special lube! As soon as I was done he bent me over that fucking toilet and fucked the shit out of my drippy little pussy with that pissy rock-hard rod of his! I don’t think I’ve ever felt someone dump cummies in my kitty that much, or that hard before!

What about you, do you have a naughty desire you want to tell me?

Dirty phone talk

Jacking off porn isn’t hard to find!

jacking off pornJacking off porn isn’t hard to find if you know what you’re looking for, but I’m sure you know that already. After all, you found me right? Several men have been finding me lately because of all the ads my husband puts up around town, they all want the most degrading, filthy shit too. Last night my husband brought 2 guys home and they were the nastiest men I have ever had to fuck! They made me go out on the patio and strip naked, get on my knees and open my mouth, then they pissed down my throat and all over my face! They soaked me in it! Plus it was so cold out there on the patio that you could see the steam coming off it so by the time I was done I was soaking wet and freezing cold and I still couldn’t go inside! I had to let them double team me right there until they both came, they let me back inside after that but I couldn’t shower till this morning so I was filthy all night long!

Dirty phone sex snow day

dirty phone sexFuck so I went to visit a fuck-buddy up in Oregon. Come see the snow they said. It’ll be fun they said. Fuck this, fuck snow, fuck everything! We got fucking snowed in! But, at least we had some fucking fun with it. Literally! We got a couple of the neighbors over with some nice heavy cocks, and had all kinds of fun! they tied me and my friend together back-to-back, and went to the kitchen to put masks on. We had decided to pretend it was a snowy home invasion, isn’t that fun?! When they came back to the living room, they were in ski masks, and one was carrying a giant icicle from the side of the house. I was getting a little worried, but my pussy was so excited, I didn’t really care! One dropped down to their knees in front of each of us. I don’t know what he was doing to my friend, but I could hear her gasping and moaning, and feel her ass wiggling against mine. The one in front of me shoved a big metal speculum in my cunny, and opened me up so wide I thought I would split! Then he took the big icicle and started working it into me deeper and deeper. It was so big, and so so cold!

The heat of my cunt making it melt and how full my kitty felt made me orgasm over and over again!

Then we got to play my favorite game ever! Hold your mouth wide open and catch as much jizz as you can, he-he!

I guess being snowed in isn’t all that bad after all…

Dirty Phone Sex Cougar

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind of phone sex in my opinion.  I have decades of experience in the adult world. In fact, I have never had a vanilla job. I am not qualified for anything that doesn’t involve me fucking or talking about fucking. So you can imagine that I struggle when I have to interact with people in a vanilla way. My middle daughter is struggling in school. Like her mother, she is more interested in boys than learning. Her English teacher called me for a conference. I have almost zero appropriate clothes for such things, but I managed to put something together that didn’t scream “whore.”  Her teacher was hot. She never told me. I was a bit pissed off that she neglected to tell me how yummy he looked. I was staring at his package the entire time. To be honest, I didn’t hear a word he said. I cut him off and said, “Let me be honest here. My daughter is not gifted. She would rather fuck than study. Just like me. Can we just make some special arrangement so she at least can graduate someday?” No hesitation on his part. He stood up, unzipped his pants and said, “Suck my cock then.” He wasn’t even 30 yet was my guess, but he knew how to take advantage of an opportunity. I blew him like my life depended on it. If my teen whore dropped or flunked out of school, it wouldn’t be the worst thing. I turned out fine; however, if I can keep her in school by fucking her teachers, why not, right? His cock was a decent size too. He skull fucked me like the dirty old porn star I am. After he came all over my face he admitted that he has seen my old porn from the 80s and early 90s. “I like you much better as cougar,” he said with a grin. I am fine wine. I have only improved over time.

I love to tease with Domination phone sex!

Domination phone sex
Nothing turns me on quite as much as teasing a man to the point of frustration. I love hearing a sissy little fucker begging and pleading for me to let him cum. I love it when I hear a man beg me with every last fiber of his being for me to let him cum. Well, if you are a good little sissy whore and do what I tell you to, then I will be nice and you won’t have to beg very much. If you aren’t a good little obedient bitch, the story will end a little bit different. I have absolutely no problem sucking and stroking your cock, pushing you just to the brink of exploding and then stop so I can see the look of frustration and disappointment on your face. Maybe I’m mean, maybe I’m evil, or maybe I just like to hear sissy little fucks like you beg me. Either way, I sure have a lot of fun with it.

Elisa loves nasty phone sex!

Nasty Phone Sex Elisa

Nasty phone sex is the only way to go! I mean, if you’re gonna fucking do it, do it right! I was at a friend’s place for some heavy-r porn and chill a few days ago, and we fucking got snowed in! I was kinda pissed at first, but then again, we had food, porn, toys, and lube. Who needs more to survive a blizzard? It was like the best couple days ever! We spent hours upon hours fucking and sucking! Fisting and cumming, and seeing what we could fit where! It’s amazing how gaped I can get my puckered little ass with some time and spit! Not only did my little ass get fucked and filled with yummy jizz, then fisted, but we got an apple in there! But we didn’t stop there, next we tried a full pop can, then a rolling pin! He said having my ass that fucking full squeezed his dick in my cute little pussy so hard he could barely stand waiting to cum! Soon he ripped it out of my poop shoot and rammed his cock in there over and over again, surging his hot load deeper into me than ever before! I had so many loads up my ass, down my fucking throat, and deep into my tight little fuck hole, I felt all squishy inside and out! Not to mention all the man gravy all over me from head to fucking toe, my tits looked like old fashioned doughnut boobies!

I wonder, is it going to snow again soon?

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so, I’m really bored of this video game I’m playing. My mom, like always has crashed from her cocaine binge. Her newest boy toy sits in the living room eating something from the kitchen. I decide I am going to seduce him. I throw on my little skimpy nighty and head into the kitchen. I open the fridge and drop something. I bend over to pick it up. I turn around and his mouth is watering. He gets up and comes towards me. “your mom told me you would try to seduce me.” He says with a smile. He grabs my ass. “oh, did she now? Well are you gonna let me.” I laugh as I say it. “you already have.” He says as he goes into kiss me. He is a good kisser. He turns me around and lifts up my nighty. He pulls my g string to the side and starts to finger my wet cunt. I am leaning over the middle counter as he undoes his pants and sticks his big throbbing cock into my young bald pussy. He begins to thrust in and out of me. I moan. Not like my mom will hear us. For one she is passed out and two, it’s a huge house. He pounds my pussy harder. God he is one of the best fucks me and my mom have shared. He continues to fuck me as my juices run down my legs. He thrusts a few more times and I feel his cock throb as he squirts his cream deep inside of my cunt. I get up and collect myself. “if you want some more you know where I will be at.” I giggle and head back to my room. The food forgotten. It’s so fun fucking my mom’s boyfriends.

Caught Jacking and Forced to Cum

Caught jacking off by sis and she made you cum? Well, I caught my brother and made him jack off for me until he came! Funny thing, I think… No, I KNOW he was fucking in total ecstasy when he had me as an audience! So, that’s how the incest phone sex came into play for us.

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Whenever my bro was home from college I would drive him so fucking crazy waltzing around in my bikini and gabbing and giggling to my girlfriends on the phone. He really got so fucking hard around me all the time! I once sat in the living room across from him and spread my legs. You see he was directly across from me and I was wearing NO Panties at all! Yeah, bro caught a glimpse of lil sis’s cuny and was on his knees in front of me begging like a beast to taste lil sis’s sweet pussy. I let my bro taste my succulent coed xxx cunt and even let him slide his big hard fuckrod deep inside me.

Fucking my brother and making him jerk off for me are such a blast I get all wet thinking about it… Like right now!!!

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Sissy Phone Sex is What This Mommy Loves

sissy phone sexI love being a sissy phone sex mommy. I have a mean streak in me for sure. I am a rather dominate woman. I always have been, so the chance to laugh at sissy boys makes my cunt wet. I have a phone sex sissy regular. I make him do humiliating tasks for me in order to talk to me on the phone. I need to make it clear that although you are paying for a service, I am not a sure thing if you have a small cock or you are a sissy. If you are a tiny dick sissy, you will never cum with me on the phone. You see I believe in rewarding good behavior. I will not let a total loser cum. That is a privilege, not a right. My phone sissy sprouts 2 inches soft, about three inches hard. I have sadly seen the pictures. Now this particular sissy of mine is 4 times the age of my youngest son, but that son of mine is already twice the size of my sissy. Pathetic right? Anytime one of my young sons feels inadequate to please me like an adult lover, I show them pictures of Katrina, my panty wearing sissy boy from California. They laugh and giggle, then fuck me because they know they are more manly than a sissy boy. Katrina called me this morning. First, she had to tribute me with an Amazon gift card. Then she had to put on her pretty pink panties and sing humiliating little songs for me that she wrote.  Her singing is awful, but she is creative and so very self deprecating which I value in a sissy. A sissy is a mean phone sex mommy’s best friend. My sissies keep my house clean, my pussy cleaner and they provide me with entertainment and extra money. Why any woman wouldn’t want  a sissy is beyond me.