Category: Dirty phone talk

Savannah is… PURPLE HAZE!

Sensual phone sex

 

“Oh no, my stash is tapped!  How am I supposed to have sensual phone sex if I can’t smoke any of that sweet Mary Jane?”

There’s no need to fear!  Purple Haze is here to make sure your bowls stay loaded with fresh buds and your balls stay unloaded of frothy cum!  That’s right, when a hot, hard cock needs to get super high and shoot a hearty load, Purple Haze will be there.  When a jonesing junk puller wants to get some ganja and juice their jizz, there’s only one pole pleasing pot pusher to call: The Sativa Slut, The Indica Dicklicka, The Hybrid Harlot…  it’s Purple Haze, The Marijuana Wonder!!!

If you’re a broke ass college student, intern or single dad who could use a visit from a super girl with the greenest buds and the pinkest pussy, she has your back.  If you are a lonely dork, husband or widower with a desire to relieve some stress, Purple Haze will swing by to deliver a dose of dick draining and blunt flaming to give you exactly what you need!  Or if you’re just a hot guy who likes to smoke the best weed and fuck really tight twats, then you can count on the purple and green heroine to be there to get you stoned to the bone and then fuck the shit out of it!

That’s right, there’s a new head changing, boner banging superhero in town here to save your day and make you spray!  If you need a ready and willing hottie with a super stash and sensational gash, then just call on…  PURPLE HAZE!

 

Using My Daughter’s Boyfriend

Family phone sex

My oldest daughter is a lose slut always having Black boyfriends. I knew she wanted big fat black dicks. I could hear her getting fucked and it made me want to try her boyfriend’s cock. I waited until I heard them start to fuck again that is when I walked in on them. I watched I played with my pussy, that is when my daughter noticed me. I told her to keep going, her cunt looked good swallowing a big black fat cock. I came up to them and rubbed on my daughter’s wet cunt. He fucked her good she couldn’t help but cum all over his cock. That is when he pulled it and I sucked her creamy juices off his BBC. My daughter’s boyfriend then bent me over and stuck his big fat black dick deep in my cunt hole. Pounding me hard and making my daughter jealous. He didn’t stop until he creampied my cunt. After he pulled out, I made her lick her boyfriend’s nut out of me.  

Dirty Phone Sex Blues

Dirty Phone Sex

Don’t let those balls get Blue and hold that pent up load of cum. This is all about me ruling you like the pathetic loser you are. You crave what I have. It’s humiliation for your loserness and I am all over that kind of fun. Spank that cock off right as you get my ridicule and enjoyment out of you being the pathetic prick jerker you are. My mood can be quite fueled by how pathetic you are and sound. It’s your best enjoyment to feel my sole attention put on you and to humiliate the jizz from that bitty clitty of yours.

You have a nice cock and think you can please me? Well, then I am a dirty girl that loves some good hot fucking and I will certainly enjoy gobbling every inch of that cock down and draining those balls right.

Little Does She Know

Dirty phone sexI watched with hungry eyes and a falsely benevolent smile as she drank her soda. Her father and I had agreed to simply pretend I was trying to be her friend, she’d think nothing of a cute new playmate giving her a drink. For now I had to wait, my breath baited, my heart beating in my ears. She yawned, rubbing her eyes, and fell over. I waited a second, just one, before I texted her father and got to work undressing the little tease. He’d told me she’d started wearing only panties and a shirt around the house and he couldn’t help himself anymore, I’d told him to give me twenty minutes. Her shirt flopped to the floor, her tiny budded tits filling my palms during a moment’s discretion, before I rubbed my hands down to the lining of a dark skirt. She’d put it on because I was here, well, all the better, all that means is I can take it off and reveal her cute hips to the man that made her. “So precious.” I couldn’t help a giggle, nor a lick of my lips.

You Submit to ME!

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Let’s get one thing straight motherfuckers! Even though I decided to be nicer to you little dick sissies does not mean that you can get comfortable. If you want a black submissive whore that will let you use their cunt, you’re looking at the wrong bitch! Mistress Kiya has every intention on bending you over and making you submit to her favorite 14 inch strappy. You know that I like to start with a firm spanking so that booty is bright red before I begin to plow it. I have to refrain from tearing that tight man pussy to shreds with my big black anaconda! Don’t ever think that that little clit of yours will even have the chance graze this superior piece of black pussy. Little drippy clits like yours cant please a black queen so don’t even bring it up!! The only thing that you can do is lick my snatch and my shit hole after I cum from fucking all of your gooey fuck holes.

Creamy Clown Party

Nasty phone sex

 

You’ve never really had nasty phone sex until you’ve gotten down with a clown!  I know it sounds weird, even freaks a lot of folks out, but I haven’t run into anyone who can manhandle my muff like a maniacal, grease paint covered clown can.  I don’t think they’re very scary at all.  In fact, when I see a costumed freak that most people would be afraid of, that’s the one I want to bang the most.

Think about it like this; you know how they say that crazy chicks are great in bed?  Well, the same goes for guys, my dude.  When a guy is completely nuts and out of his gourd, you know that he’s probably willing to do just about anything in the sack, and who’s more crazy and insane than a clowny fuck fiend?  Get my drift?

Last night I went to a circus freak party where everyone had to dress as their favorite kind of carny.  There were raunchy ringmasters, long dicked lion tamers and topless trapeze artists galore amongst a veritable sea of rainbow colored cum craving clowns, myself included.  It was great, just the kind of sexy circus party you’d like to attend, with titties and cunts flying through the air and cocks slapping and slamming faces and holes in every corner.

There was one multi-colored, hobgoblin of a cock knocker I kept my eye on all night.  He made his way from group to group jerking the shit out of his junk, making sure everyone was rough fucking and not just fooling around.  I knew that he was the freak for me the moment I saw him throat out a fire eater, that can’t be easy!

I grabbed my terrifying, mouth-trashing target and took him out to the parking garage so we could scare some “normies” a bit to get our adrenalin going.  After a couple of pants pissing pranks, we were both ready for a hard hole bashing and my fuckalicious freak bent me over and started pounding my jolly jester right where we stood.  As he fucked me senseless, I didn’t realize that we were slowly traversing out in front of the cars as they slowly passed looking for a spot to park.  In everyone’s way, he stretched my tight hole out like he was trying to find a lost line of knotted handkerchiefs in there to pull out of me.

When an impatient driver honked to get us out of the way, my scary, snatch stretching stinker threw me right up on the hood and drilled me out hard and fast until he blew his hot and happy load deep up in me as he stared at the people inside the Jeep through the windshield.  If they didn’t have a problem with clowns before, then they probably do now.  

 

Dirty phone sex slut Tasha

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My last call was so hot and naughty! He was a kinky teacher who wanted to play out a dirty phone sex fantasy with a slutty student of his. I met with him after class to talk about my grades and to try and talk my way out of going to summer school. I begged him to let me just do some assignments for extra credit but when that didn’t work, I knew what I had to do. I spread my legs, pulled my panties to the side and offered him something I knew he wouldn’t turn down! He acted like he wasn’t sure at first but that all changed when I pulled his cock out and started sucking him. Sucking on a fat cock turns me on, so my hot fuck hole was already soaking wet and ready for his dick. I sat on his lap and grinded my hot cunnie up and down his hard cock. When he was ready to cum, he bent me over his desk and held me face down on a stack of test papers while he pumped his load into my hot pussy! It was an amazing fantasy call and I want more! I want to be your nasty, slutty schoolgirl tonight too!

Rape Fantasy Princess

rape phone sex fantasies

I get it. Rape phone sex fantasies aren’t for everyone, but they are one of my favorites. Of course, I realize that you might have your own ideas about what our rape call might look like. But if you don’t have any ideas other than that you know you want to violate me, that’s totally cool! Baby, I have enough in my dirty little mind for the both of us. Of course, there’s the fantasy where you sneak through my window, threaten to kill me if I don’t keep quiet, and then force your dick inside me against my will.

But lately, I’ve been thinking about a different fantasy. I’m at the gynecologist and he’s down there examining me for a while, but then he stands up between my legs. His nurse comes over and puts her hand over my mouth so I can’t scream, and the doctor just forces his cock inside me and rapes me right there. He tells me that if I ever say anything to anyone, he’ll ruin my life. And he can. He’s rich and powerful and I’m not and there’s nothing I can do about it. Do you have rape fantasies, too? It’s okay if you do. It’s more common than you might think, and I am here to indulge them for the both of us, baby.

Secret Sissy

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Your wife does not know how to please you or what you really like. She expects you to be the man of the house that pays all the bills and takes care as a business. That’s a lot of pressure, isnt it? I know deep down inside how much you love to dress up for your Mistress and be little bitch! Imagine how flabbergasted your wife would be if she found out that you walk around Mistresses Kiya’s dungeon with crotchless panties and pretty frilly outfits. I should tell her how much of a good little cocksucker you are and show her the videos of you swallowing my big black strap on. However, I will give you a chance to convince me to keep this between us. First, you are going to lock up that little dick in my favorite cock cage! the only thing I want to see is that pink ass cunt ready to take a BBC. While I’m fucking your tight little man pussy into oblivion, I want to hear you beg mistress to keep your secret sissy. I’ll only consider it if you slurp all you cunt cream off my dick! Don’t forget to lick the balls too! If your’e a good girl that has pleased Mistress, I’ll keep your secret safe … for now!

Playing Whore House

2 Girl Phone SexI love playing whore house with my best friend. We love to go in my mommy’s closet and get all of her hooker clothes and play dress up, then we go in my room and dance around like strippers. Daddy really loves to play this game with us, he says he loves looking at our sexy young bodies dancing for him. We love to tease daddy by going up to him and putting our hand on his cock and rubbing up and down while kissing him. Daddy always gets so frustrated and pulls out his cock, grabs my hair and fucks my little mouth until I am gagging. He loves to punish my friends too after I get his cock all nice and wet for her little pussy. He loves to throw us on the bed and take turns assaulting our little tight pussy holes. He loves to hear our screams and makes me sit on my friends face so we don’t get caught. I always beg daddy to cum in my mouth because it tastes so good.