Category: Mean phone sex

Your small dick makes me laugh

Teen phone sex

I was at a party with my friends having some fun when I started making out with this guy named Keith. My pussy was getting really wet so I took him upstairs and pulled him into one of the empty rooms to hook up. Things were getting hot when he took his belt off and pulled down his pants. I couldn’t believe it when I saw it. He had the smallest cock I had ever seen before. I couldn’t help it and started to laugh. He blushed bright red and just stood there with his tiny cock sticking straight up. I called my friends into the room to look at his tiny little dick. When they came in they nearly cried they were laughing so hard. He didn’t even try to cover up how small he was, in fact I think he kind of liked us seeing his tiny dick and laughing at it. We made fun of his shrimp dick and pulled my friend Dean into the room with us. Dean has a huge 10″ uncut cock. We took Dean’s pants off and me and my three girlfriends started sucking him off right in front of Keith. We showed Keith what a real man’s cock does to girls, it makes us wet and makes us want to suck it bad. Girls only laugh at guys like Keith. We had Dean’s cock all hard now and we made Keith drop to his knees while Dean slapped him across the face with his big dick. We took a recording of him being cock slapped with a huge dick while his own tiny pathetic dick was rock hard. Dean grabbed Keith by the hair and forced his big cock into Keith’s mouth. Keith wasn’t even touching himself while he sucked Dean off, but he got so turned on from sucking the dick of a bigger and better man that he blew his load all over himself.

Dirty phone sex with a shampoo bottle lover

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I was hooking up with a guy I had met and had plenty of dirty phone sex together. I felt lucky that my husband would be away on his work trip. I felt like I had the perfect opportunity to let my wild desires take control of me. I wasn’t ready for the events that were about to happen. I invited over Joey. He was 6’4 athletic half Sicilian half greek. He looked like a Greek god: washboard abs and pristine blue eyes. I liked his Italian style and greek features. I was ready for the freak in me to get loose.

While we were making out, I wanted to be kinky and asked him what would make his cock stay hard. I had noticed it would have a spurt of being rock hard then it would go back down. Your sexy feet turn me on he said. I didn’t think it was odd that he wanted a foot job. My feet were perfect, and I could see why he would want to see cum on my toes. I smiled and let him have his way with them. Midway thru he stopped and asked me if he could use the restroom. I had no idea why he would stop himself from orgasming to wash his hands. It was beside me. I wanted to get him off and have the favor returned.

Well, I had been waiting for about five minutes and was already impatient enough. I walk in on him with his shorts on the ground pounding his asshole with the biggest shampoo bottle I had. My jaw dropped. It was a first. I told him I could have lent him a dildo if he wanted ass play so badly. He confided that nothing makes him explode like the feeling of a shampoo bottle going in and out of his anus. I knew he loved nasty phone sex, but this was a pleasant filthy surprise.

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2 girl phone sex with a real dirty girl

2 girl phone sexI’m true to the bone a dirty girl. When I had a two girl phone sex session with Tia, my jaw dropped. I met my kindred spirit. We were both filthy as fuck and ready to be cum sluts. In the call, she was talking about all her frequent visits to the glory hole. We made our beautiful Roman pop. Coke cum and cunts were all it too and of course plenty of big dicks shooting on our slut faces. Bukkake bitches on the phone and in real life. I texted Tia and told her we should meet up and make our roleplay reality. 

We were a few cities away from each other, and we had never considered hanging out but this night made that the mission. We agreed to meet up and make our way over to sin city. We partied hard and went to one of the biggest orgy club parties in the world. We were going to get so buzzed and fucked up to the point we wouldn’t be able to feel our faces. Tia knew all the staff and had banged each living breathing person in sight. Without hesitating, I saw her shoot up and blow a thick line of coke. Tia came to have one wild night. One minute we were doing every drug under the sun the next we were getting random men cum in every hole. We woke up the next day in puddles of piss and cum. We were game for round two. A real dirty girl doesn’t stop. We were fucking and sucking for days on end. We made sure to retell our adventure to our favorite caller Roman. We knew we were going to frequent visits often. I have never met a filthier slut in my life, and If I am honest, Tia the hooker cum dump might make me look like an amateur. I have never seen someone like tia. Tia was able to handle her own. I had never seen someone party like her.  Tia was taking line after line and cock after cock. She may be a bit younger than me, but Tia is a dirty girl I aspire to be.

My Naughty Snuff Fantasies

snuff fantasiesI have a confession. I have snuff fantasies. Not about me. I have no desire to die. Not at all. I am more on the dominant side anyway. What I fantasize about is snuffing out some little brats. I love my sons and my daughters, but often, I find other brats annoying as fuck, especially ones that are not well behaved. The problem is, I need an accomplice. It is way hotter to kill a bitch with a male associate. Think about it. You and I are driving around town, looking at all the fresh talent out and about. We could even go to the mall and shop for darling little sluts to star in our homemade snuff film. I like little blonde angels with no tits and no hair on their cunnies yet. What do you like? So, we find one. I can easily lure her away because no little girl thinks stranger danger when she sees a mature woman. I get her to the parking lot, convince her to take a ride with me. We drive to a no tell motel along the highway where you are waiting for us. You can finally explore those rape phone sex fantasies you have for young girls. They won’t be fantasies after we are done. I don’t know about you, but I am going to love watching you force fuck that little girl’s pussy and ass. I want to hear her scream and cry. I want her to hurt and be scared. I want you to fuck her little asshole too. Some little sluts were put on this earth for us to abuse and use. Don’t you agree? This little one you are gaping open is not mine, so I don’t care what you do to her. I will help you dispose of her lifeless body once you fuck her to death. It will be our dirty secret forever.

Bonding over bbc

dirty phone sexMy stepdaughter has excellent taste. I knew she was sneaking around with a boy from a few cities over. Her father would die if he knew she was getting fucked by a massive big black guy. A tall, muscular boy who has to be at least 6’4 his name is Trevor, and he had a thing for little spinners like my stepdaughter Jenna. Recently he started to frequent the house while no one was home. They have been getting to Jenna and all her holes. I caught them running a train on her one evening after a long party binge followed by a spa day. My stepdaughter acts all prim and propper, but in reality, we have a lot more in common. It was the perfect dirty phone sex scenario. I walked in on them fucking her and pounding her. I had gotten a facial at the spa minutes ago, but I knew I was going to get another. You can say Jenna, and I are bonding just fine.

The Princess Wins!

Family phone sex

My Daddy brought home a woman last night! *gag*  She is stupid and I don’t like her at all. She was all over him!  It was super gross!  She kept trying to get on my Daddy’s good side by trying to be friends with me.  I already have friends, I do not need anymore.  Even my boyfriend was saying how nice she wasn’t.  She wasn’t nice!  She just wanted to have my Daddy’s cock inside of her!  I didn’t talk to her much, actually I pretty much ignored her.  Daddy wasn’t happy about that at all.  He kept giving me looks.

After dinner I took her phone out of her purse.  I put it under the cushion of the sofa I was sitting on.  She walked in the living room, looked in her purse, then emptied out her purse, then looked at me and said, “You took it didn’t you?”  I said, “Took what?”  I never took my eyes off of the show I was watching on Netflix.  She came and stood right in front of me, “You took my phone!”  I told her I didn’t take her phone!  She got really mad and left the room. 

I heard her talking to my Daddy, she was telling him I stole her phone.  I heard him push back his chair and I jumped up, put  the phone in the outside zipper part of her purse, then quickly sat back down.  I had just got back to the sofa when Daddy came in.  He said, “Harmony! Put it back, right now young lady!”  I said, “Daddy I do not have her phone!”  He told me I had two seconds to put it back or I would be in big trouble.  I told him again that I didn’t take her stupid phone!

Right then her phone started to ring.  All of us looked at her purse.  She looked back at me and I smiled.  She shouted that I had somehow put it back in, that I really had taken it, that I was a thief.  My Daddy told her that it was a mistake, that she simply put it back in the purse in a different place.  She was getting seriously angry.  Daddy finally told her to leave his house!  I started to giggle. 

He came back in and sighed and plopped down next to me.  He put his arm around me and said, “You are the only Princess I really need anyway.”  I gave my Daddy the best blowjob ever!  Nobody else better try to take my Daddy away from me, because he, his cock, and his bank account are all mine!

I Wonder How Long You Will Last

Jack off formeShall we play a game? One where you can win a prize? Here are the rules:

1. You will stroke yourself from a point where you are flaccid.  You cannot be semi-erect, or erect to start.

2. When you begin to become erect you will close your eyes and imagine my pussy.  You will stroke another five times.  Then stop.

3.  After five minutes of looking at porn (your choice, and you may not stroke while watching) you will then stroke for another five minutes.  As slowly as you can. Then you will stop for three minutes.

4. You will then stroke five times,stop and count to fifty, stroke five times, stop and count to fifty.  You will do this four times.

If you do not cum at all during the steps listed above, and you video yourself during the whole process (no need to show your face), you can then send me the video to prove that you did not cheat.  (Please note: I will not keep your video nor will I post your video anywhere, it will be seen by only me then promptly deleted.)

Then you can call me. You will inform me that you have sent me your video and pay for a 10 minute, then hang up.  I will email you when I have completed watching your video.  You will then call back and pay for a twenty minute call and for all this you will receive: call while I watch it.  You will be on hold for the time it takes me to watch your video. 1) You get to fuck me, and hear me play with my pussy over the phone for you while you jack off for me; and 2) I will allow you to cum.  Doesn’t that sound like a great game? I look forward to watching your videos and hearing you cum.

Madame Eve

Blackmailing my teacher

Mean phone sex

I knew my teacher wanted to fuck me, the way he looked at me was like he was looking at a tasty snack. I sent him some dirty pictures of myself and asked if he wanted some of what he saw. It was a series of pictures of me slowly undressing in front of the camera and then fucking my wet pussy with the end of a hairbrush. Of course when he saw them, he wanted me even more. I invited him over to my house while my parents were gone and fucked him in my bed. He licked my tight pussy and made me cum on his face before laying on his back and letting me ride his throbbing cock. We fucked all afternoon in my bed and I made him cum over and over again. I’m a nasty naughty girl, but what my teacher didn’t know was that I’m also a devious little slut and I’ve always got an evil plan brewing. I filmed our entire encounter and sent it to my teacher. I told him if he didn’t give me what I wanted I would leak the video and screenshots of our texts to everyone. He’d lose his job and his wife too. He was like a mouse caught in a trap, he had no choice but to give me whatever I want! Now I’m completely spoiled and he buys me whatever I want because he knows I’ll ruin him otherwise.

Surprise Party

Mean phone sexI had been there for almost thirty minutes when you finally noticed me.  I will forever remember the look on your face.  It was a mixture of pure terror and disbelief.  I know you were wondering how I managed to get in, it was no problem really.  I told them that I was your plus one, they said that you already arrived with your wife, and I started to get a little bit loud, other than cause a scene they let me in.  That means two people already know that I am acquainted with you in some fashion.

I raised my glass to you and took a drink with a smirk on my face.  You put your drink down and I could tell you were excusing yourself from the conversation.  You touched your wife on the elbow indicating that you were moving on.  She said her good-byes and followed you.  You were headed toward the door, you looked at me, I shook my head no, and you stopped.  Your wife was looking up at you, more than likely asking you why you decided not to leave after all.  You kissed her on the forehead and smiled.  She turned around and started to speak with the people behind her.

I waited a few minutes then made my way over to you.  I could see you were absolutely frantic, you keep pulling on your Tux jacket and shifting your bow tie.  You put your arm around your wife.  I smiled bigger and bigger until I reached you.  I said hello to your wife and introduced myself.  I thought for sure you were pissing yourself.  You had sweat on your top lip, you were stumbling over your words.  Your wife asked you what was the matter and laughed.  You said that you weren’t feeling all that well at the moment.

I felt a tap on my shoulder, it was the photographer that was hired for the event.  She asked me if the three of us would stand together so that she could take a photo.  There I was, your wife with her arm around my waist.  I could smell her perfume, and I could feel you tighten your grip around her waist.  I excused myself and went to the bar.  My phone vibrated and it was a text from you, asking me what I was doing there.  I texted back that you knew damn well what I was doing there.  You asked me to leave nicely.  I said, “No. Not until I get what I came for, or I will give your wife some really fantastic pictures that I happen to have in my clutch.” 

I turned around and saw you walk swiftly to the bathroom.  You texted back that I would have the funds in my bank account in a few minutes.  I reminded you that if you wish to continue our little relationship that there had better be a very nice tip included with what you usually give me.  I checked my bank account and indeed there was a nice little tip included with the other money.  Good boy.  I put my drink down, stopped to say goodbye to your wife, she said we should have lunch, I told her I would be happy too.  You heard that just as you returned and you immediately turned pale. 

I had just made it home when a text came in.  It was from you telling me that that was the most exciting thing that has ever happened to you and that you needed to see me.  I texted back, “I bet you do baby, I bet you do.”

The Boss’s Daughter

Domination phone sex

I know you are pissed.  You wanted my job so badly.  You worked so hard for it.  Put in extra hours, never called off, know the policies inside and out, brought in VIP clients to the firm.  You did everything right, except that you aren’t the Boss’s daughter and I am.  When I heard how much of a go-getter you are I just had to have you as my Assistant!  Sure it is a downgrade in position but I am sure you will love it.  You get to look after me, that is a god damned honor!

Every day you come in with an attitude.  It makes me laugh actually.  I was going to give you a huge raise.  One that would put you on par with some of the top people at the firm, but now I’m not too sure I should.  I think I will have to have a talk with you.  I have an image to uphold and having some pissed off baby in front of my office with a scowl on their face isn’t cutting it.  Yes, I think that is just what I will do.  Call you in here and give you an attitude adjustment.  I mean I really do not need you, I want you as my assistant.  There is a very clear difference between need and want, and perhaps after our little chat, you will recognize the difference as well.  Let’s just hope you still after your job afterward.