Caught Jacking a Mall Santa

Caught jacking

I got hired as a helper for a mall Santa and got fired the very first day because I got caught jacking him off in his workshop.  It wasn’t fair, we were on break!  What two consenting adults do on their own time should be their business, even if it is on company property.  That mom and her brats should have never stepped out of Santa’s lap line in the first place, let alone enter the employees only area as if they own the place.  They got more than an eyeful for sure, but it was their own fault!

Santa was packing a pole in his pants that I noticed within the first five minutes of working.  All those little guys climbing up and down off of his lap had Santa pitching a tent in his trousers that was super hard not to notice.  I saw it, the moms and dads saw it and, judging by the way all of those tiny tots wriggled around and could never seem to get comfy on Santa’s lap seat, the little ones felt it.  There’s no way those rugrats told him everything on their wish lists without feeling his super thick yule log poking through his slacks.

After an hour or so, I decided to pull that faux Santa aside and tell him just how noticeable his candy cane was.  He shot me a look and told me he knew, the boners he gets from all of the hopeful, bright eyed boys and girls are why he does the job.  That sounded hot as hell to me so I asked if he wanted to go into the break area and jack off for me while I played with my pussy a little.  He didn’t hesitate and headed over to his workshop with his massive erection still protruding through his pants.

I put up a sign that said Santa would be back in 10 minutes.  That was my mistake.  We were on our little fuck around break for well over an hour when a crazy Karen busted the door open with her son and daughter in tow.  It was totally her fault that her little guys saw Santa skull fucking his helper, she could’ve just waited a bit longer.  I think he was about to finish in my mouth when she started raging, but I guess we’ll never know.  Christmas Karen went to the mall manager and we were both fired within the hour.  Fucking bitch.

 

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