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Jacking Off Porn Freaks for Cash

Jacking off porn

   I don’t just go around jacking off porn addicted cum freaks for the fun of it, I make a pretty penny getting paid for hand jobs.  Now fucking the ever loving shit out of them, that’s another story.  Giving those guys a wet pussy surprise is how I get to have some real fun with a strange dick.  The handies are for my pocket, the humping is for my horny cunt.  Duh. 

   Sure, giving strangers a rub and tug in a public place is pretty exciting.  It gets my gash all gushy, that’s for sure.  At least it does when my mystery man is packing a big fat hunk of meat in his pants.  What use is playing with a huge prick and getting my sex engines going if I’m not going to let my girl loose and take full advantage of that cock.  Hell, I’d be crazy not to!  I’m already getting paid for a little play, I might as well go the extra mile and give every amazing gape maker that blows their luscious loads in my hands a special treat.  They have to be big, though.

   I’m not wasting my time or effort on anything less than seven inches long.  You’re already getting whacked off by a dirty girl who doesn’t give a damn, what else do you want?  I’ll run the risk of getting caught jacking a tiny dick in public but I’m not going to chance letting someone see me fuck one.  If someone sees me slaying some peen, it’s going to be a prize winning weiner, not a wimpy lil willy.  Now give me the money, take the hand job and shut your mouth.  You don’t quite make the cut, fella. 

 

Naughty, Nasty, Foxy Phone Sex

Nasty phone sex

Every guy wants to know that the whore they’re having nasty phone sex with is foxy as fuck!  I don’t know about all the other men, but you’re definitely in luck.  I’m hot as hell and always as dirty as I want to be.  Guys can’t get enough of my super tight squirt and dirt holes and I can’t get enough dick to stick in them!  That’s why I like to get all dolled up and strut my foxy butt around all the bars, porn shops and trap houses that I can; I need to find the dirty dick down that a nasty girl deserves.

I can always find a horny booze hound or four at any bar in town that wants to get a piece of my pussy or into a little ass.  It’s usually fine but I do run into the risk of trying to work over a man with whiskey dick and that’s always a let down.  Plenty of contenders, though.  

The porn shop is packed with perverts whose pricks perk up when they see my tail swing behind me as I sashay through the place.  Limp dicks are never a problem with a bunch of pervs in a porn arcade, I’ll have a line of losers waiting to take me from behind while we watch fuck flicks together.  Some of them like to get really weird, though.  I’m not trying to get kidnapped and kept!

Doing my fox-trot into the hood to hit up my favorite trap houses is really where the fun happens.  If you like fucking and drugs and fucking while you’re on drugs and doing drugs then fucking and doing drugs some more, the trap is where you want to go!  I can hang out for a few hours, get a deep dicking from a dealer, throw some of his customers into the mix for variety and walk out with some weed, molly, blow or whatever else I want.  Not to mention a cunt full of cum!

Fine and foxy chicks get all the fucking we want, that’s just how it is.  I don’t have to dress up to entice anyone to cram their cocks into my slamhole, I just like it.  It’s really fun to make a bunch of boys jack off for me and treat me like a bukkake bitch while I’m in a costume, though.  I can do that anywhere, all I have to do is get down on my knees and tell them to go at it!

 

Micropeens Deserve Mean Phone Sex

Mean phone sex

Yeah, of course you’re going to get tons of mean phone sex with a tiny little pink pecker like that!  Has anyone ever looked at that button cock of yours and not busted out laughing?!  I seriously fucking doubt it, you have the most unimpressive peepee I’ve ever seen, Man!  And that’s saying something, I’ve seen a lot of dick in my days.  My friends have, too.  I can’t believe you had the balls to come at the four of us like you’re the cock of the walk.  Apparently balls are about all you have!  Why is it so small?!

We don’t mind your dad bod, they’re so in and really hot, right now.  We don’t even care about your middle aged coffee breath, that’s part of it, too.  Same with the weird, arrogant “Boomer” mentality, it’s really fun to show an old fashioned fucker how the younger generations do it.  No, all of that would be perfectly fine if you actually had a some sort of schlong in your pants that we could work with, but your wiener is just too fucking tiny to even think about putting it anywhere near our pussies.

Watch this!  We’ll suck it for just a couple of seconds each and you’ll dump your dicklet droplet load before girl number four can even get used to the feeling of your nasty little spunk knob in her mouth.  Hell, I bet I can make you lose it just by breathing on it.  A hot and humid breath job!  It’s so pink and pathetic, I’m tired of looking at it.  I definitely wouldn’t want to get caught jacking that junior sized johnson of yours by anyone, that would be so embarrassing.  For fuck’s sake, pull up your pants, already.  What the fuck were you thinking, Bro?  

 

Finger Fucking Dirty Phone Talk

Dirty phone talk

Every guy that calls me wants to know for certain that I play with my filthy fuckholes during our dirty phone talk sex sessions.  Of course I finger fuck my cunt when I’m on a call, what else would I do?  Hearing a man masturbate turns me on so fucking much that I absolutely have to handslam my slit when I’m phone jacking all of those sleazy slut lovers.

Knowing that I’m helping man after man blow massive loads all day long makes me just as horny as they are, if not more.  I go at my gash the entire time I can hear a guy breathing heavily and slapping ham on the other end of my phone.  I make sure they can hear just how wet my warm snatch is by holding the phone down by my crotch and fingering my flaps really fucking fast and hard!  My cum cave gets so wet and juicy that I gush and splash all over my bed.  I can barely keep my phone in my hands when they’re covered in my sex slime!

I don’t know you one bit but I’ll bet you good money that my job is better than yours.  You have to slip off to the bathroom on a break or lock your office door in the middle of the work day (which I’m sure isn’t suspicious to anyone ;p) if you want to rub one out real quick.  You even need to pay a hot whore like me for some dirty phone sex to help you do it!  You can bet your sweet ass I’ll be three fingers deep on my end of the line.  You won’t be the only one jacking off, Dude.

No Fucking, Just Jack Off For Me

Jack off for me

Do you think that if I invited you over to jack off for me until you blow your super thick and extra juicy load all over my face, that you could keep your hands to yourself the entire time? I’ll be fingering myself and diddling my clit right along with you, there’ll be plenty of whack off fuel here for you.  I just want to make myself cum with a hot and horny guy.  Do you think you can handle that?

I don’t know, you look like you might be the type of man who gets extra turned on when he watches a chick churn her honey hole.  If I had to guess, I’d say you’ll be able to control yourself for just a few minutes into my moist muff masturbation sesh before you stop flogging off and try to escalate the joint self sexing situation into a full on fuck down.  I can’t say as though I blame you, I am a delightfully dirty, gorgeous goddess of a girl.  I’d want to fuck me too!

But you can’t.  The agreement was that we whack off together and you leave me covered in sticky cum and that’s it.  No touching, no kissing and definitely no fucking.  Not until next time, I’m a goddamned lady.  That’s just how it is.  I’m not a tease, I’m flat out telling you that I won’t let you smash yet but you can still bust a nut with me.  In my opinion, that’s not mean phone sex.  I think it sounds hot as hell.  Don’t you want to see a horny whore make herself squirt? 

 

Sensual Fantasies About a Wood-Elf

Sensual fantasies

One of my horny teen cosplay friends gets so into her character that she hangs out in the woods and waits for unsuspecting hikers to come along so she can seduce them and fulfill some sensual fantasies that they might not’ve even known that they had!  I don’t know about you but I don’t think I’d be able to resist a naked wood-elf begging me to fuck her in the forest, I don’t care what kind of hiking I had planned to do!

She loves nature and being naked amongst the flora and fauna makes her feel at home, getting fucked in such a setting makes her tight slit get extra slick.  She prances around the woods and hangs out on the trails waiting for someone to walk by that she can mesmerize with her puffy nipples.  If they stop walking to play with her titties, then her elven spell is already working.  Lips so supple give the softest kisses to a weary walker’s mouth, face and neck as they fondle her bouncy little boobies and caress her fair and unfettered form.

Of course it doesn’t matter to her if anyone walks by and sees her riding a cock or sitting on someone’s face, she wants as many intrepid spirits around to enjoy her, even if they don’t stop to stick their cocks inside of her.  Her moans and screams travel through the trees like the wind beckoning every bone in the area to gather around and enjoy or take part in her splendid little spinney sex spectacle.  I guess you can say she takes LARPing as a wood-elf enchantress to the extreme, if that’s what you’d call banging and squirting all over unsuspecting backpackers while dressed up like an elf.  I don’t know but it sounds fun as hell.  Maybe I’ll join her and see if I can make some randy day tripping ramblers jack off for me!

 

My Sister Loves Family Phone Sex

Family phone sex

 

 

My sister and I make a lot of money having family phone sex and playing with each other’s perfect pussies and warm assholes on webcam.  It’s our main source of income and we wouldn’t have it any other way!  She’s just as filthy and every bit as fun and adventurous as I am.  We give a great show to all of the gushy gash loving guys who tune in to watch us tickle each other’s pinks!

Sis is really funny and jokes around the entire time she’s stretching out my snatch and dipping her digits into my dirty backdoor fun hole.  Nothing with punchlines or anything, she just says funny little things when we’re screwing around like our dad used to do.  She’s a cream filled chip off the old block, for sure.  One time she was using a bunch of different dildos on me, not caring which hole she was plunging which size of fake cock in and out of.  I laid there and took it like a good girl and she just laughed and laughed.  “If she had as many coming out of her as she has going into her she’d look like a porcupine!”  Dad was great for one liners like that and she definitely inherited that quirk from him.

I guess I’m more like my mom.  I stay fairly quiet and subdued when I’m with her.  I like to be the slightly mysterious seductive submissive who does what she’s told, even if I’m told to be a little dominant.  Being fluid and going with the flow is how I handle having sex with my sister, it’s a dynamic that’s been in place for a long time now.  All of our dedicated viewers on the dirty phone sex sites we frequent seem to like it, they always cum back or more.  I get it, who doesn’t want to see two hot and horny sisters have all kinds of fun with each other’s tight little fuck holes?  Plenty of perverts do and are willing to pay a shit ton for it!

 

Ageplay Girls Love to Sit on Santa’s Lap

Ageplay girls

I got all dressed up in my best winter baby-girl dress and went to a Christmas party full of dirty ageplay girls and their doting daddies.  We were all really excited to play with each other and just champing at the bit for our turn to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what we want him to give us this year.  It was sooo much fun!

All of my playdate pals were there!  All of the daddies watched and mingled as we ran around and squealed playing grab ass with each other.  Excitement filled the room as all of us little girl sluts got hotter and sweatier as we played and anticipated the big man’s arrival.  We were so wound up I had to finger myself with a girl by the punchbowl just to keep my cool!

Finally, after what seemed like ages of waiting, Santa made his grand entrance and strolled over to his chair, waving at all of us and blowing kisses the entire way!  Then, jolly ol’ St. Nick pulled his pants down and let his giant ol’ stiff dick out and took his seat.  The line to get to him was so long.  It seemed like every girl in the place was ahead of me, but that was alright.  I got to see Santa tell all of them whether they were on his naughty or nice list and watched what he did to every dripping wet pussy in the place gush and squirt as he pounded them.

Santa gave all of our slits the Christmas slaying they needed, but he did it differently for all of us depending on if we were good girls or bad girls, this year.  Good girls got to suck his cock, bad girls got throat fucked.  Good girls got their skin stroked gently and were able to ride Santa’s rod like they wanted.  Bad girls got slapped and grabbed really hard and slammed down on his extra thick dick.  Sometimes he had a daddy or two join in to stuff all of our dirty girl holes at once.  No matter how we behaved all year long, we all got a holiday treat from Santa.  I don’t have to tell you which list I was on.  As I sat mounted on his merry meat, he didn’t stop pounding my tight twat down onto his lap until he filled it with an extra creamy cum blast!  He must’ve busted that nut for half a minute, it sounded like a good one.

After he was through with all of us, Santa got up and left to go get ready to deliver some more holiday dick to all the naughty and nice girls.  All of the daddies wanted to spend some daddy phone sex time with their little girls so we all ended up in a cuddle puddle in the middle of the floor getting touched and rubbed by whoever wanted to grope us.  It was a great Christmas party, I’m so glad I got to fuck Santa and all of those super nice daddies!      

 

Caught Jacking a Mall Santa

Caught jacking

I got hired as a helper for a mall Santa and got fired the very first day because I got caught jacking him off in his workshop.  It wasn’t fair, we were on break!  What two consenting adults do on their own time should be their business, even if it is on company property.  That mom and her brats should have never stepped out of Santa’s lap line in the first place, let alone enter the employees only area as if they own the place.  They got more than an eyeful for sure, but it was their own fault!

Santa was packing a pole in his pants that I noticed within the first five minutes of working.  All those little guys climbing up and down off of his lap had Santa pitching a tent in his trousers that was super hard not to notice.  I saw it, the moms and dads saw it and, judging by the way all of those tiny tots wriggled around and could never seem to get comfy on Santa’s lap seat, the little ones felt it.  There’s no way those rugrats told him everything on their wish lists without feeling his super thick yule log poking through his slacks.

After an hour or so, I decided to pull that faux Santa aside and tell him just how noticeable his candy cane was.  He shot me a look and told me he knew, the boners he gets from all of the hopeful, bright eyed boys and girls are why he does the job.  That sounded hot as hell to me so I asked if he wanted to go into the break area and jack off for me while I played with my pussy a little.  He didn’t hesitate and headed over to his workshop with his massive erection still protruding through his pants.

I put up a sign that said Santa would be back in 10 minutes.  That was my mistake.  We were on our little fuck around break for well over an hour when a crazy Karen busted the door open with her son and daughter in tow.  It was totally her fault that her little guys saw Santa skull fucking his helper, she could’ve just waited a bit longer.  I think he was about to finish in my mouth when she started raging, but I guess we’ll never know.  Christmas Karen went to the mall manager and we were both fired within the hour.  Fucking bitch.

 

Jack Off For Me While I Decorate

Sensual phone sex

 

A holiday tradition that I started myself is having sensual phone sex with a bunch of lonely, pussy chasing guys while I get my place ready for Christmas.  Making man after man cum on the phone while I absentmindedly put up all of my decorations makes the time fly by.  I doll up my dwelling with Christmas cheer and deck my halls while I drain dicks and balls.  By the time I’m done making a handful of guys get their goop, my happy, horny home is holiday ready.  It’s my favorite way to kick off the season, for sure!

I start off by jamming a jolly ol’ jeweled buttplug into my ass and let it hang out in my rectum while I put up my wreaths and shit.  A couple of years ago, I figured out that it’s really easy to hang garland while I go at my gash or put up my Santa and snowman statuettes with three fingers buried in my snatch, so I do that.  It’s a little weird vibing my clit while I set up my nativity scene, but I don’t think that the Virgin Mary minds that much.  I know the Three Wise Men sure as hell don’t!

My favorite part of it all is setting up the tree.  A lot of my ornaments are just perfect for rubbing all over my pussy or shoving up inside myself before I attach them to the tree.  The guys listening in like to hear ornaments that jingle plunging in and out of my sloppy slot while they jack off for me on the phone, it makes most of them cream.  I can’t get enough of just how shiny the strings of lights are after my sweet slit slime coats all of the bulbs!  It makes them all extra glowy and gives my tree a lovely aroma.