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Masterful Whack Off Guide

Guided masterbation

 

Every cum hunting jerker who whacks off with me absolutely loves my sexy brand of guided MASTERbation.  I get it, I’m great at controlling a guy’s junk and making him crank his cock to my exact instruction, not letting him blow his creamy ball butter until I want him too, of course.  Tease and denial is totally one of my kinks and I happen to be masterful at it.

Just yesterday, I had a guy working his wang, tickling his testes and going at his gooch for a few hours before I let him generate a cock goo smoothie for me.  I made sure his hands didn’t linger in the same spot for too long and that his stroke speed stayed at a slow and steady pace to ensure that I could watch him whack his extra long schlong for as long as possible.  I wriggled around and played with myself for him, put my ass up in the air right in front of him so he had all of the visual stimulation he needed to make his semen shoot, keeping control of the pace the entire time with my movements and commands.

When I finally wanted him to give me his gape maker glue, I started breathing heavily and moaning like he was actually inside of me, even though we both clearly knew he was fucking his own hand.  I increased the pace of his pecker pounding and made him add in a bit of butthole tickling.  That did it.  It always does it.  Like I said, I’m a pro at this shit.  A real guided masturbation master, if I do say so my filthy self.

 

Sadistic Sex At The Pussybang Palace

Sadistic phone sex

Sometimes a dirty girl just needs some good old fashioned sadistic phone sex and to be force fucked in the most masochistic of manners!  When that primal urge strikes my plump pussy, I get all dolled up in my favorite S&M gear and head down to the sleaziest whorehouse I know, The Pussybang Palace.

Not very subtle, I know, but what it lacks in nuance, it more than makes up for it with nasty!  It’s pretty hardcore, I fucking love it!  The girls pay for their spots, call it a nightly booth rent, and they fill up fast.  Once they’re full, you’re either stuck on standby waiting for one of the other part time prostitutes to tap out or you just go home and wait for another night.

That never happens to me, I’m always one of the first ladies in line to get restrained and fucked by a seemingly never ending field of filthy hole fuckers.  I get there early so that, not only am I not wasting my time, I can get the booth and position I want.  See they’re all set up for a certain sexual style and I usually like to get the doggystyle stockade.  Ass and pussy just hanging out there for every guy who paid the entry fee to fuck and defile.  Pretty good business model, if you ask me.  Charge the workers and the clientele, call it an “entry fee” and let them go to town on each other.  Smart.

They slap a picture up above all the chicks cunts and crappers so the tricky dicks can see who they’re fucking, put out a couple of mop buckets and towels for any needed quick cleanup and let those men do whatever to whomever they want.  If you’re in a booth, you’re fair game for anyone who wants to violate you in every way possible.  The guys do everything they can think of to our holes and flesh, alike.  No fists or drawing blood, but those are a couple of the only rules those fucks have to follow.  They like to humiliate us, write on us and mark up our pics.  My favorite is when the geniuses with the penises write something really clever like “Rape Her” or “Use this hole!”  Duh, that’s what the holes are for, Dude!  And, I hate to tell ya, Pal, you can’t rape the willing. 

 

Clean My Dirty Cowgirl Feet

Dirty phone talk

 

I got some good ol’ dirty phone talk for ya, Pardner!  Come on over and sit a spell, clean my dusty clodhoppers off for me a little bit and I’ll spin you a nasty little yarn about a girl who got bucked off her horse, picked up by a posse of cattlehands and fucked six ways from Sunday by the whole crew!  Sure, you can use my feet to jack your junk off, if you want to.  It might even make you get into it a little more!

I took my little filly out for a ride yesterday morning and it started out just as pleasant as a pocket full of petunias.  She galloped like a show horse which made my saddle rub just right on all of my dirty downstairs parts. Just as I was about to get really juicy, she came to a dead stop and reared up on her hind legs, spooked by a snake or something.  Before I could come to my senses, she threw me off of her back and ran away like her ass was on fire!  The worst part wasn’t the landing, it was that my skirt got stuck on the saddle and ripped off as I fell to the ground.  

You might want to stick my toes in your mouth for this next part, it’s a doozy!

So, there I was walking back home through the desert when a gang of ranch hands rode up on me like there was a bounty on my head.  I told them what happened and I thought they were going to help me when they offered me a ride.  Boy, was I wrong!  You’d have thought that I was the one offering all of them a ride, the way they handled me.  I hopped on back of one of their stallions and we started trotting, but we weren’t going toward my house.  They took me out to some camp of theirs in the mesas, I have no idea where it was.  When we got there, they only wanted one thing.  Sweet, sweet snatch and plenty of it.  

Go ahead and pull my dirty undies to the side and slide your prick up in me while you’re sucking toes, I like that.

I spent all night at their encampment, taking every last one of their sweaty, saddle sore schlongs wherever they wanted to put them.  I can’t remember a single minute out of the whole night when my mouth, ass and pussy weren’t stuffed completely full of cowpoke prick!  The strangest part was, when they came, they all circled up and blew their loads into their coffee pot and said they were going to save it for morning.  I didn’t realize they meant they were saving it for me for the morning.  I didn’t really want any part of it, so after they passed out, I hit the dusty trail like real slinky and sneaky like, like a sidewinder slithering away in the sand.

That’s it, been walking all day and then you found me.  Now, go ahead and bust that cowboy nut deep up inside of me, then you can tell me all about how you’re going to take me home and put me in a nice hot bath.  You did a pretty good job cleaning ‘em off, but my feet hurt like hell and I need some pampering.  What do you say, you and your fat hog want to help me out?  Or we could just wait here and see if those ranchers show up again.  You’d like them, they were pretty fun!

 

Marvelous Comic Con Cunts

Sensual fantasies

 

Holy shit, I got to live out one of my craziest comic and cum filled sensual fantasies and finally went to Comic Con in San Diego with my friends!  It was everything I hoped it would be and so much more!  Of course we all dressed up as our favorite characters and of course your favorite dirty girl found a fine and fuckable costumed cunt to play around with and use to test my super sexy pussy pleasing powers!

I went dressed as everyone’s current favorite comic cutie, Captain Marvel!  I think she’s hot as fuck and you can’t tell me that every single nasty nerd at the convention doesn’t want to know what Carol Danvers’ O-face looks like.  I was there for autographs, back issues and photo ops, for sure.  But I was also there for cock, pussy and all of the juicy fuck drippings that come from both!

I was in a pic lineup with a bunch of other Avengers when I saw the most beautiful black goddess embodying my character’s best friend, Monica ‘Photon’ Rambeau, step up with a camera.  Isn’t that just the sexiest name?  Well she definitely did it justice.  After she snapped a couple of pics, I caught her attention and waved her up to get into the shots with us and she happily complied.  I’m sure some people caught some good group pictures but that fine ass Photon wasn’t there for a whole minute before our hands and lips were all over each other.  We got so turned on and charged with sexual energy that our pussies powered up and we blasted the hell off!

I finger blasted her heroic hairpie like a star powered piston as we jetted like fuck rockets into the California sky and really stretched out that courageous cunt of hers with an energized photon fist until we were high in the upper layers of the atmosphere.  As that make-believe-Monica’s pussy quivered on my hand and her super squirt rained down to the ground below, she got the better of me and grabbed my leg, flipped me around and buried her milk chocolatey mouth deep inside of my brave and bold beaver!

That hot whore-o did more than just eat out my gallant gash, she shifted into pure sex energy and perfectly penetrated my valiant vulva and started vibrating and zapping my fearless fuckhole better than any sex toy my superpowered pussy has ever had the pleasure of destroying!  She got into parts of me that have never been touched before and jiggled my G-spot like she was somehow wrapped around that son of a bitch!  With a couple of quick laser licks of my swollen clit, I shot out a hot blast of thick cosmic girl cream so intense that it fired us across the sky like a couple of cunt loving comets!

When we came to, we were on the floor of the San Diego Convention Center cuddled together, tightly holding onto each other’s titties, surrounded by a huge crowd of costumed creeps who apparently wanted to jack off for, or on, me and fake Photon Monica.  That was fine by us, we were spent.  Being a superhero really takes it out of you, but it’s worth it.  And so was every last penny I spent going to Comic Con.  Next time I go, I think I’ll dress up as the Invisible Woman and see if I can slip into a “Fantastic Fourway” unnoticed!

The Fuck Pic Pro

Teen phone chat

Ooh, when we get together for some hot teen phone chat I can show you all of my nude modeling pics!  I’ve been making naked photo magic, literally, since the day I turned 18.  I’m a fuck pic professional!  We can look through all of my sexy sets of young, buck ass naked me, but you absolutely have to see my eighteenth birthday shots.

I’ve always been photogenic and my uncle has never been shy about telling me so.  He had my shoot planned for months, said he knew of the perfect spot for me to get a little wet and look wonderful while doing it.  So, before my party, I got all prettied up and he took me down to the lake and took some of my favorite pictures of myself that I’ve ever seen.

I was great!  Every single shot looks like they could be in one of those barely legal magazines.  I posed perfectly every time, making sure that either my tits, ass, pussy or some combination of the three were prominently displayed in each picture.  I’ve always been really proud of how my dirty bits look.  And if I did happen to be angled in a peculiar way , my uncle was sure to tell me how to move so that my holes looked their absolute best!

What do you think?  I look pretty hot, right?  My uncle thought so, anyway.  You should’ve seen the positions he put me into when he wasn’t taking pictures.

 

Sensual Venting Sessions

Sensual phone sex

A lot of the guys who reach out to me online are looking for a real connection with a little sensual phone sex with a dirty girl like me.  They want to feel like they have someone who they can talk with about everything that’s on their minds, no matter how mundane or messed up it may be.  I slip into that role seamlessly, just like every other role I choose to take on.

I have one caller who wants me to be his loving girlfriend and ask him how work went every time he calls.  He vents about his derelict boss and how he’s too hung up on his assistant’s new titties to run the company right.  I get to sooth him and tell him what a good job he does, then pull his cock out so I can stroke it long and slow while he speaks.  

The harder and hornier he gets, the more depraved and violent his ranting becomes.  We go through a lot of scenarios as I suck his fat fuck hog, but it always ends up with him throwing the assistant down on the floor or desk and him having his way with her while his boss watches.  Sometimes I fuck the boss, sometimes I just say filthy things into his ear as I make sure he watches his little secretary get screwed completely.

He cums really loudly and only stays on the phone for a second or two longer before just hanging up, no “goodbye” or “talk to you later” or anything like that.  Once I get him to blow his load, he’s out until the next time he calls to vent about work.  It’s all good, I’ll make him cum any time he wants me to.

 

Jack Off For Me And You’re Mine

Jack off for me

 

I like making a guy jack off for me because if he’s willing to do that, then he’s probably willing to do just about anything you want him to.  Don’t believe me?  You’re just saying that because you know it’s true.  Look at you, I can see it in your face right now!  If I got you to strip down right here in front of me and all of my friends and start stroking that fat fuck stick of yours, I’d bet a hundred bucks that one of us would be able to convince you to do things you’ve never even thought about trying before!

You think that you’re into it because you’re proud of the powerful size of your pussy pounder, but that’s not it one bit.  You’re into it because it makes you vulnerable, being naked in a room full of sleazy sluts who are practically foaming at the mouth to get a taste of your man meat.  You’re here to please us, we don’t really care if you have fun.  We’ll suck you off because we want to not because you are dying to have multiple mouths on your shaft and sack at the same time.  We’ll sit on your face or ride your cock because it makes us feel good, not because it’s going to get you off, which we’re only letting happen because we enjoy the taste, smell and feel of cum and that’s it.

Go ahead, whip it out and start jerking that crazy kraken tentacle you call a dick for us.  Who knows what we’ll be in the mood to make you do before the night is over.  I’m kind of in the mood to eat a little hairy man ass while I get plowed by a dildo drill.  I bet once my tongue works your filthy fart tube for a while and I grease up your shit seal really good with sticky spit, you’re going to be begging for that battery powered mega peen right up your butthole.  Yeah, you will, I can still see it in your face.  Do it up, Bruh.  Jack off for me and my friends right now, I’ll prove it.

 

Summer Cheer Slut Fuck

College girl phone sex

My hot college girl cheerleader friends and I make sure that we train during the summer to keep our cheers, and our pussies, super tight!  We have to make sure that we’re there to root on our team and help them win every way we can.  Awesome cheers with sexy moves and all of the cock sucking and cunt fucking they want is how we get it done!

We were practicing some moves in the park when we saw a couple of the university football players tossing around a ball and playing a little grab ass with each other.  We didn’t need to approach them, we’re girls!  All we had to do was start cheering extra loud and doing extra wide splits to get their attention.  Pussy and screaming always attracts men, no matter where you are.

They pranced over and started flirting in the usual young jock way.  A little negging and light touches of the hair and shoulders.  They quickly realized that all of the normal rigamarole wasn’t necessary because our purpose as cheerleaders is to help the team at any cost.  Once we started stroking their athletic members through their thin workout shorts, they knew the exact play we wanted them to execute.

We all took turns blowing and fucking the duo.  It’s not hard for three girls to team up on two guys, they barely knew what hit him.  I love to take loads deep in my pussy, so when they were ready to let it blow I was sure to be the bitch providing the cunt for their powerful cream pies.

I hope we get to work out with the rest of the team this summer.  Maybe we need to go by campus during training to see if anyone else needs to fill a few cheerleaders up with cum.  I bet there are some coaches who would like a piece of our team spirit, too!

 

Sensual Phone Sex Mystery Masquerade

Sensual phone sex

 

I got invited to the hottest masquerade S&M party and all it took to get the password needed to enter the boner banging ball was a few spicy rounds of sensual phone sex with a mysterious caller.  He said he really liked the sound of my voice and the way I scream and moan when I cum and that my sexy squeals would be a perfect addition to the sexy ambience of his sordid soiree.

“A mask is required at all times and be ready for bondage.” was the only instruction, other than the directions to the lake house where the gangbang bash went down.  By the looks of the place, I could tell it was a rental, an Airbnb or something like that.  Rustic decor with a modern touch, the type of stylings that would appeal to a vacationing family, not what one would expect at an anonymous fuck party.  I shrugged it off and knocked on the door anyway, repeating the password in my head over and over again to be sure I didn’t forget it before someone answered.

The door cracked open, letting loose a cacophony of wailing, moaning and grunting with rhythmic slapping of multiple tones and speeds providing the chaotic tempo.  I got so excited I blurted out “Alexandrite!” before I could even see the person granting my entrance, but it didn’t matter.  The door opened up as wide as my legs were about to and let me rush inside as I did with every cock there that wanted a piece of my mystery meat.

Every girl in the place was tied up or locked down, we could barely move a muscle as we got endlessly railed on for hours and hours.  As you might expect at a gathering like this, booze and molly were everywhere fueling all of our horniest urges and encouraging us to keep getting our puckered up buttholes and pussies pummeled no matter how sore they might get.  The random rock hard rods stayed rigid and ready to blow the entire time, like superheroes banging away to save the day protecting their secret identities behind their creatively crafted masks.  I definitely took some power blasting loads deep in my swollen snatch from six or seven supermen, that’s for sure.

No strings attached, I never even figured out which one of the dongs that damaged my downstairs playground was my mystery caller.  He said these parties are completely random.  I hope he calls for more more sensual phone sex so I can score another invite.  I have all sorts of masks and really enjoyed taking all of that strange dick!

 

Mr. Ryan’s Room

School girl phone sex

 

I love sticking around after school for some hot and raunchy school girl phone sex.  I like it so much that I get in trouble on purpose so I can get detention with my hottest teachers and most perverted administrators.  I even have my own after school pussy pounding playlist!  The really cool instructors, like my English teacher, let all of us dirty detainees fuck around with each other right there in the classroom.  He’s the best!

Mr. Ryan is the youngest and most progressive teacher in the school, but gives out more detention slips than any other educator in the building.  No need to guess why, he just loves his students and wants to watch them make each other cum, maybe join in and ream out some horny teen holes himself.  No biggie.  Getting a write up from him is more like receiving an invitation to the hottest fuck party you’ve ever attended.

He likes to pack the room with his prized pupils and picks only the hottest and brightest specimens to join in on his detention dick downs.  A few of us always get the pussy pleasing pass but he likes to cycle most of the group out to keep plenty of fresh faces around for cum catching.  I don’t go every time, I have other teachers and counselors that I love to fuck, but you can always find the typical school sluts in Mr. Ryan’s room.  Blowjob Betty, Ass-Fuck Girl, The Gangbang Triplets, they never miss a punishment session.  The cutest ones are the chicks who think they’re just going to go in and give handjobs to everyone like they’ve done to the other boys, so far.  Boy, are they in for a surprise!