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What The Fuck Do You Want?

Mean phone sex

 

Oh, of course you like mean phone sex, you seem just like the type of dipshit who would.  Fucking stupid!  What the hell is wrong with you, didn’t you get enough attention when you were growing up, or did you get too much?  Do you like to get bullied by a bad bitch because you used to pick on girls back in the day and now you get your fucking rocks off by giving them a little payback?

That’s it, isn’t it?  You want to turn the tables on yourself so you can feel the pain and humiliation you used to cause some poor, defenseless girl for the sheer purpose of making yourself cum.  You’re a fucking weirdo!

Hell, hearing your pathetic creep whisper of a voice, you probably used to terrorize boys, too.  You know you only picked on them because deep inside you really wanted to fuck them, right?  You made them feel like shit because you felt like shit and still do to this very day.  That’s because you are shit.  You’re less than shit.  You’re the shit that flies crap out after eating shit.

If you think you’ll ever be able to stick your gross dick in anything as fine and sexy as me you got another thing coming, Pal!  You might get lucky and find a pretty prostitute to take pity on you, they do get paid to deal with trash of all sorts.  I doubt it, though, even street hookers have standards.  Do us all a favor and just go fuck yourself!

 

Dirty Talk Your Fantasy Girl

 

I love having a little dirty phone talk while I’m trying on new costumes.  Not only does it give me the chance to get an outside opinion on my choice of outfits but it also lets me see what it feels like to get off in my new garments.  I’m pretty sure that’s exactly why I like to dress up and cosplay.  

Of course I absolutely love to bring a fictional character to life in the sexiest way possible, there are so many hot hero chicks and anime sex objects that deserve to be represented in the flesh.  Turning someone on when I’m dressed like a slutty Snow White or a pantiless Powerpuff Girl makes me feel like I’ve done a great job portraying the character and having orgasm after squirting orgasm in the garb of the fantasy girl totally fills me with a real sense of accomplishment and usually a couple of pints of cum.

I need a guy as creative as he is horny on the line with me giving me good ideas for both new characters to try to whore up and to guide me through getting off as one of the sexpots I already have the gear for.  I’m curious to see if anyone has any new ideas for Wonder Woman’s lasso of truth or what a Fairy Godmother might give Cinderella besides a glass slipper to woo the Prince.  The options are as limitless as our imaginations.  I can be anyone you want and, with a little dirty phone talk, you can make me cum as everyone of them.

 

Do Me For State

College girl phone sex

 

OK so maybe I’m not a college girl, but last night I was the sluttiest girl University State has ever seen.  I just couldn’t help myself, my whorish nature just took over when I went to grab a bite to eat near campus.  There was some real hot cock at the burrito joint and they were all talking about this frat party they were about to go to.  They all joked about how there was going to be some really uptight sorority whores there with really tight pussies that they were going to “smash” and I couldn’t help but to be completely turned on.

I am never one to be outdone, so I went home and pulled out my old cheerleading uniform, stretched it over my big tits and ass to make myself up like the BSOC (biggest slut on campus) then made my way to the party.

When I got there I busted in the door with booze and pills and a very wet pussy.  These drips were all just sort of standing around “mingling” or whatever, so it was a goddamned good thing that I arrived.  I passed out the pills to all of the straights then set my sights on the braggadocious burrito bunch. I had them up in an empty room in no time and made them all fill me with their school spirit before I let any of them return to their little swaray.

I make sure I bring the party everywhere I go.  They may have done it for state, but I did it for cum.

 

Savannah’s Sensual Fantasies (The Black Cat)

Sensual fantasies

 

I love to bring my sensual fantasies into beautiful reality.  Sure, I can cosplay with the best of them, but do they live like their sexy inspirations?  I sure as hell do!  I fully embody every fictitious beauty I portray.  So recently, I’ve been prowling around the city in skin tight black leather looking for valuables and hearts to steal as…  THE BLACK CAT!

Last night was my craziest outing so far.  I scaled a fancy high-rise building with all of the crafty precision of my namesake.  Ok, I took the elevator, but just shut up and roll with it.  I mean I won’t tell you what it took to get up on the roof, just know that I did it.

Anyway, when I reached the top of the towering superstructure, I decided to swing down the edge and try to use my diamond tipped cat claws to cut through the glass of one of the windows and that’s when things got a little hairy.  I had to climb through some sort of small duct to get up on the ledge and as I wriggled my way through the vent my clothes got snagged on something.  I couldn’t get off of it and, as I pulled, the faux leather fabric tore to shreds.  I’m sure that, being stuck, I was the perfect picture of someone’s sensual fantasies.

I exited the pipe and ripped off the remaining strings of my costume and made my way over to the ledge.  When I leaned over the overhang to get a better look at a potential target, who did I see hanging there, much to my surprise?  That’s right, it was your friendly neighborhood… window washer.  Sure, he was no Spidey, but that didn’t stop him from shooting me with his sticky white webbing.

I jumped down on his swinging platform and started purring for him with my bare ass stuck high up in the air.  He didn’t hesitate one second to wrap me up tight in his arms and force his amazing meat into my kitty.  He was spectacular, fucking me in every postion possible as we hung high up over the city.  He pulled his heroic cock out of me and covered me in his sensational sex juice.

He slapped me around a little which made his cum fly off my face and fall to the ground. We laughed and cuddled as we watched it all drip down on the onlookers below.  That had to have been one of their sensual fantasies, it certainly was one of mine.

 

Wanna Suck My Sucker?

Dirty Phone Sex

 

Last night I had some incredibly dirty phone sex with a hot, sticky horn ball.  The pussy packer I was playing with was out of town and he let me know his prick was hard and I never let a nice primed prick go to waste.   After all, I am a pleaser.  

I went out shopping with the girls earlier and we all bought some really hot new lingerie and then made a stop at the candy store.  I picked up some big yummy lollipops knowing exactly what I was going to do with them.  I have a real sweet tooth and my cream craving cunt does, too!  So, later on when my guy called I was outfitted in a pretty lace baby doll and sucking on one of those lollies making it nice and wet.

Knowing I looked so sexy and that my snatch was ready to be put to work, I told him I had somewhere warm to stick that sucker while I worked on his hard dick.  I don’t think I have to tell you what I did next. Needless to say, it was a very sticky situation.