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Dirty Girl Diaper Time

Dirty Phone Sex

My little sister gets so drunk every time she comes over to my place that she always, ALWAYS pisses in her pants.  Sure, it might make for some really dirty phone sex, but I don’t want to have to clean that shit up just because she wants to get white girl wasted when we’re hanging out.  Do you know how many chairs and sofas I’ve had to trash because I couldn’t rid them of her ammonia?  Way too fucking many!  So now, if she’s gonna keep hitting the bottle that hard when she’s staying at my apartment, that bitch has to wear a mother fucking diaper, straight up.

I don’t give a shit, I’ll hold her down and put it on her if she doesn’t want to do it.  I’m tired of sitting on urine soaked furniture, her twat has to be pampered or huggied from here on out and I’m going to make sure that it happens.  I’ll even change the damn thing and clean her cunt when she wets it, she doesn’t have to do anything but wear it.  Plus, it feels good when someone washes your wailer with warm water for you.  If I know her at all, she’ll be, at least, a little into it.

No, this isn’t some weird fantasy mom shit I got going on in my head that I’m trying to play out.  Of course, I’ve been taking care of her for our entire lives, but this isn’t that.  And no, this isn’t a poorly veiled attempt to play with my sibling’s steamy hot slit.  If I want to do that, I just tell her.  Like I said, I’m just trying to keep my drunk ass little sister’s piss off of my furniture, carpet, bedding and anywhere else that dimwitted dipshit decides to pop a squat.  If drinking with her keeps turning into dirty girl diaper time though, maybe we’ll just stick to doing drugs together. 

 

Midday Bathroom Squirt Sessions

Sex phone chat

 

When I please my pussy while I’m having dirty girl sex phone chat, I squirt everywhere and fucking flood the room.  My sloppy slot shoots out such powerful streams of sex juice that I literally soak everything around me.  It’s like my flaps are full of pressurized fluid and my clit is the button that releases it.  You think I’m kidding but, I assure you, I most certainly am not.

Public bathrooms are the best places to please my puss and leave a giant puddle behind when I’m done.  After my slizz blasts all over the place and leaves everything coated in my snatch sauce, I can just walk out as if I didn’t just drench the place and go about my business.  I don’t have to worry about it, plus the thought of leaving a massive pool of pussy juice behind for some lucky janitor to clean up makes me smile all day long.

I don’t see any issue with squirting all over the women’s room, I’m not just pissing on everything.  Squirt isn’t pee!  It gives me some much needed midday fun and I’m certain it makes some perverted custodian cream his jeans.  So what if he has to replace all of the mushy rolls of toilet paper that soaked up my sexy slit syrup, it’s not like he has to pay for it, or anything.  Where would you suggest I go when I want a noon time masturbation session?

 

Savannah’s New Little Friend

Teen phone chat

My newest little teen phone chat friend is so fucking cute that I just want to put her in my pocket and take her everywhere with me!  She’s so tiny and skinny and fun to fool around with that, when she comes over, I never want to let her leave!  I bet I could talk her into moving in with me so that she’s always here when I want her, I’ve got plenty of space and am a super fun roommate.  We have the same hobbies and both love having our pussies eaten.  I’m gonna ask.

She’s already been here for a few days and I think we’re getting along like gangbusters!  She loves all of my sexy costumes, is hella good at video games and knows every anime and manga title out there, not to mention the fact that she has one of the longest tongues I’ve ever had the pleasure of clamping my cunt down on.  I can grind my gash into her mouth as hard as I want and make her lick my cunt walls for hours and she just looks up at me with those doe eyes of hers and effortlessly dines away.  We’re like a match made in heaven!

I let her go through my comic collection while I ate out her asshole, I think she liked it a lot.  Whole bunch of squealing and giggling while my tongue stretched out her tight, tiny rim and burrowed its way into her rectum, it was so cute and hot!  When I pushed a couple of fingers into her slick little snatch she moaned and pushed her ass harder into my face before cumming and squirting all over my bedroom carpet.  If that doesn’t entice her to move in with me, I don’t know what will.

 

A Nightmare on Cum Street

Sadistic phone sex

 

Don’t go to sleep.  If you do, the boogeygirl of your worst sadistic phone sex nightmares will get you.  And when she gets you in your sleep, she gets you in real life, too.  Every drop of cum she drains out of you in your nasty nightmares is mirrored in reality.  If you’re lucky, you’ll wake up.  If you’re really lucky, you’ll wake up with your underwear soaked in semen.

You can’t get away from her, she knows everywhere you might think to hide in your sprawling dreamscape.  Everywhere you go, she’ll be there, taunting you and chasing you, wanting all of your jizz and stopping at nothing to get it.  She’ll turn a lovely memory between you and a loved one into a traumatic disaster in a snap, or an adventurous tour through an unknown land into a dreadful trek toward desolate locales in an instant.  She controls your mind, she haunts every dream you have and she will not stop until she gets what she wants… all of your cum.

We haven’t spoken the name of the woman who will suck you bone dry in your dreams around here in a long time.  It seems to conjure her forth and makes everyone in town start to have the nastiest nut busting nocturnal emissions that literally drain the life right of them, so we don’t utter the name Savannah Kruger very often.  We taught the little ones a nursery rhyme that they like to sing about her.  It doesn’t keep her away but we think it makes them a little less scared of her.  Maybe it’ll work for you, too.  Try it out:

 

One, two, Savannah’s coming for goo

Three, four, better fuck that whore

Five, six, gonna suck your dicks

Seven, eight, gotta make her gape

Nine, ten, cum again and again

 

Mean Phone Sex Is For Pussies

Mean phone sex

What makes me the best phone whore for any cum luster looking for some abusive mean phone sex?  It’s easy, I’m just real as hell with all of you phone pervs who just can’t seem to get enough of my displeasure with your presence.  I tell it like it is, plain and simple.  I’ll be blunt and very direct with you because that’s what your dumb ass needs.  I know you think you’re special, but don’t fool yourself, you’re just like every other simp of a cuck who calls me up.

Yeah, sure, maybe you’re pretty good looking.  You might even have a hot wife or girlfriend at home, how the hell should I know?  You’re here talking to me, though, so that obviously means that you either aren’t really satisfied with how whatever whore you might have in your life handles your hog or that you lack the ability to go out and get a real bitch to bang your cock snot into?  Oh, that’s it, I can tell.  Your face says it all.  Are you going to give me that same old bullshit about it just being easier to pay me to treat you like trash than it is to actually put in the work with some tramp that you can actually touch?  That’s fucking dumb, but whatever.

We can talk about how hard you’d fuck me and stretch me out and slap me around and whatever you want all day long.  Tell me how far inside of me you’ll drill your dick and pump out that fat, juicy load, but at the end of the day, we both know that you’re never, ever going to touch me.  I’ll tell you all the nasty things I would do to you if you were here with me, because I do love dick, there’s no doubt about that, but that’ll never happen.  No interaction between you and I would ever go down in real life without some sort of monetary compensation.  It’s just not in your cards, Bud.  In no reality would I ever let you really touch me.  You just keep jacking your neglected little nugget of a prick while I tell you how pathetic I think it is that you have to call a real dirty girl like me for some nasty phone sex because you’re too scared to take control and be assertive with a woman in real life and you’ll be fine.  You’re still a pussy, but it’s fine.

Who Banged Savannah Rabbit?

Domination phone sex

I went to a costume party with my favorite funny little friend, Roger, the other day.  He wanted to bring a girl along with him who would both dote upon and dominate him in front of everyone all night long so he could prove he wasn’t just some clown.  I felt inspired so I dressed up in my slinkiest red sequin dress, threw on some purple eye shadow and perfectly embodied Jessica Rabbit for him to be certain that he made everyone in the place green with envy.

The plan went off without a hitch, we were the hit of the party.  He would crack a joke and smack himself in the face with something and I’d say something like “Oh Roger, don’t be such a ham.” then pull his head deep into my bosom for a slobbery motorboat.  Everyone loved it, we had the whole crew rolling!  It wasn’t long before I started getting hit on by some of the other guys there, and they did it right in front of Roger.

They would overtly flirt with me right in front of him, some of them even laughed at the thought of us being together at all.  I let them get a little handsy, who doesn’t like to see a hot pair of titties being played with?  Roger sure did!  Just when they thought they were going to get a piece of my perfectly drawn pussy, I would turn my attention to my honey bunny and start playing with his tent pole of a prick and let him put his hands wherever he wanted on my body.  He had no restrictions.

Roger’s buddy, Eddie, couldn’t resist getting a handful of my bombshell body and I let him cop a feel like I had with all of the other cartoonishly cum craving party pervs.  When he slid his hand up my dress to get a feel of my muff, I turned to my date like I had with everyone else.  “P-p-p-please, Savannah!  Let Eddie get a piece of your pie!”  I can never say no to my honey bunny so I let Eddie manhandle me a bit.  That made everyone else really jealous but all they could do is stand around and play pocket pool while they watched Eddie finger fuck me inches away from Roger’s awe struck face.  He would sniff deep, making his eyes roll back in his head, while his friend finger blasted me so hard that I gushed and dripped all over the place.

Roger got so turned on that he just couldn’t take it anymore.  He shoved Eddie aside and hopped on top of me really quickly.  Bunny Boy didn’t even bother pulling my panties down, he just tore them off, jammed his junk inside of me and started fucking me fast and furiously.  It felt great but he didn’t have the stamina to keep it up and blew off like a rocket inside of me in less than a minute.  It was cool, Eddie still wanted to run his cock deep inside of me and so did a few of the other guys who thought all I was going to let them do was jack off for me.  It was a great night, definitely one of my favorite costume parties of all time!

 

Tentacle Rape Fantasy Fuck

Rape phone sex fantasies

I’m pretty sure I had an out of this world interaction with an alien last night that is certain to satisfy any tentacle rape phone sex fantasies that you twisted cum lovers might have.  It was scary as hell but made my hairy hump hole vibrate and hum with ecstasy.  I don’t know about any other people who have had an encounter, but this dirty girl was definitely into it!  

I had just gotten done with a webcam show and was laying in bed drifting off to sleep in post masturbatory bliss when I thought I felt something crawling into my bed.  I figured it had to be my imagination but after a bit, I felt something cold and slimy on my foot.  When I looked down, I saw a grayish tentacle wrap around my ankle followed quickly by another on my other leg.  I started to scream but was muffled by a gooey tentacle covering my mouth and wrapping around my head.  My wrists were tied up last and then I got pulled down flat on my bed by that horny squid beast and spread wide open.

I freaked out at first, but once a couple of tentacles worked their way inside of my holes and started sporadically twitching and thrusting, it actually felt really good and I got into it.  No earthly fuck freak has ever made me cum so hard or as many times in a few minustes as that tentacled titan did.  I have no idea how many times I had violent gushing orgasms, I lost track after eight or nine.  I got spun around, flipped over, held high in the air, pushed flat on the floor in every position imaginable, squirting out thick streams of slit slizz from my pulsating pussy.

When the alien fuck form was done, it blew massive loads out the tips of every one of its tentacles, filling me to the brim with creature cum.  Gallons of goop pumped into me in less than a minute’s time, I got so full of fluids and pressurized that those slick arms couldn’t help but to come firing out of my extra used fuck craters.  With a snap, they slinked away as quickly as they popped up, leaving me laying in a pool of pearly space spunk.  I was so tired, all I could do was pass out.  When I awoke, there was no creature cum to be found, but my holes definitely felt like they got more of a working over than I ever give them myself.  Did I dream it, did it really happen?  I have no idea.  I hope that thing visits me again, though.  Dream or not, it felt amazing! 

 

You Make Me Mean

Mean phone sex

 

You know exactly what to do to pull the mean phone sex and the dirty girl out of me.  Something about you makes me want to both spit in your fucking face and suck your juicy cock.  You’re such a fucking dick, I don’t know why I put up with your shit!  There are a ton of hot guys out there who love to bang and, I’m sure, know how to please a dripping wet pussy.  Why do I always come running when you call?  I don’t get it.

Oh, of course, you call me over for a little fun time but your boys are here watching TV and smoking getting stoned with you.  I suppose you expect me to just shut up and start sucking your schlong right here in front of them, huh?  Probably won’t stop watching your stupid show either, right?  “Just shut up and suck, Savannah.”  Is that it?  You cocky prick, what makes you think I won’t just leave?  You think you’re so smart but you’re just a dumb slut showing off for his friends.  Well, I’m here.  I might as well get my fuck on before I go.  But your friends can’t fucking touch me, I shouldn’t even let them watch!

I’m going to annoy the shit out of you until you look at me while we’re fucking.  Are you going to watch some boring baking show or stupid ass singing competition while I give your big bone the oral attention it needs?  That’s fucking lame, Man!  I’m giving your junk the jerking and juicing it wants, you can at least pretend to like it.  Look at your shithead buddies rubbing their boners.  I bet they’d watch me gulp down their girthy wangs and fuck my face the way I like it.  Maybe I should give them a go at, see how that makes you feel.  Yeah, fuck you and your attitude.  After I ride your pole for a while I’m going to see what they’re packing in their pants.

 

Creampie Sex Phone Chat

Sex phone chat

Guys absolutely love having creampie sex phone chat with me because my snatch feels so fucking good to blow a juicy load inside of.  It gets super slick, totally stretched out and then terrifically tight all in one freaky fuck session!  It’s always done that, my cunt craves cum and knows exactly what it needs to do to get it.

When I get horny, my fuck hole gets so wet that it starts dripping cream like it already had a giant load blown in it!  You don’t need lube to push your prick inside of me, my whore hole handles that for you.  You can punch your pole into my pussy as hard as you want right from the get go and take me to pound town as much as you want.  Try to gape my gash, I love feeling the walls of my wad wallet stretching out wider and further.  It makes it all the better when it tightens back up.

My cunt gets so swollen and engorged that it hugs onto a hole boring bone and squeezes it really tight.  After just a few minutes of hardcore humping my hot pink hole when it’s so compressed and compacted that it makes any size dick drop the fattest dong dairy load it ever has deep up inside of me!  It feels so good!

 

Sensual Spidey-Girlfriend Fantasies

Sensual fantasies

 

 

Every single hardcore Spider-Man fan out there has three specific sensual fantasies and their names are Gwen, Mary Jane and my favorite, the Black Cat!  All three of Peter Parker’s most memorable women are hot as hell and make every fuck craving fanboy cream their comic loving jeans.  When we get together, My friends and I like to test that cum filled comicbook theory!  

We have so much fun on my webcam dressed up as the wall crawler’s wild and amazing women, it doesn’t matter to us how many people are watching.  We play around, giggle and pose and pretend to fight over everyone’s favorite webhead.  It’s so much fun!  No matter what, though, we always end up licking and sucking each other’s panel perfect pussies and slinging some squirty cunt juice webs of our own!

Mary Jane is such a horny slut, she always starts fucking her fire crotch first.  It’s cool, Gwen and I like teasing her and doing our part to make her cum.  She’s super ticklish and her pussy gets just as hot pink as her cheeks do when she’s flushed and ready to blow.  Her sensational slit slime is definitely the stickiest out of the three of us, but she also has the loudest screaming orgasms I’ve ever heard!

When it’s Gwen’s turn to make her nookie notch wet and nasty, she likes to have me and Mary Jane munch her blonde box at the same time.  One of us works over her horny hole while the other sucks and licks her creamy clit.  We’ve shared her snatch so many times we both know exactly when to switch up and let the other one take over on our spot.  I lap away like the kitty I am and my ginger girlfriend goes at Gwen’s gash like she’s in a pie eating contest. We both end up with our faces webbed over with wonderful snatch sauce, though!

I have to have my Black Cat hole stretched the fuck out!  A massive, pitch black fist shaped dildo does great to start out, but it’s not really the size of a hand.  I let both of the girls get as many fingers inside of me as they can until one of them eventually stuffs their whole hand inside of my purrrrfect pussy.  I don’t get off until both of them join forces inside of my fuck hole and give me a hellacious power fisting!  With both of them pumping in me like a piston, I gush and spray everywhere with huge, back-arching, leg shaking orgasms.  They know exactly how to subdue the Black Cat!

Web covered webcam time with your friendly neighborhood comic whore threesome is always a sticky, juicy, messy time.  Ever try to get old squirt juice out of your carpet or off of the walls?  It sticks to everything like fuck fueled pussy webbing!  Hopefully ol’ Spidey will swing by next time so we can see if his jizz is as sticky as ours is.