Hey there, sexy. Are you up for some dirty phone sex with me today? The thing about that word – dirty – is that it can be so many different things. And trust me when I say that a trailer park slut like me knows a thing or two about it. I’ve been doing kinky things since I was pretty young, so I know exactly how to make your cock hard. And I’d love to tell you all about the naughty things I’ve done – even to people who didn’t know I was doing naughty things to them – like the church ladies I made cum infused lemonade for. Oh, that was so much fun, especially when they kept telling me how good it tasted. I think they’re just repressed whores.
And have I ever told you how I love going to parties to do lines of coke off cocks and titties while getting my cunt pounded from behind? It’s so fucking hot. A lot of people talk behind my back and say I’m the town whore. I don’t get mad because they’re right and I’m extremely proud of that. I hope you love it, too. I know I can make you cum, even over the phone. I’m just that good.