Guided Masturbation is the Best Way to Cum as. Hand Pumper

Just admit it, it’s best to be pussy free and jack it for me with my Guided Masturbation, loser. You have no way of keeping a girlfriend because you can’t even get it up properly without porn. Your hand has become your best friend, your girlfriend and the only lover you need. Just admit it loser. You need to stay pussy free.

Now that this has been clarified, understand that you really just can’t get enough porn and jerking it in your car, 🚗 at your office or even in a secluded area in a park. You go on a date and your phone suddenly starts playing porn from your ass. Yeah, I have had that happen. I made him show me what his phone was playing. After all the kind of porn on one’s phone tells a lot about a dude.

Personally, I got a kick out of the ordeal and found it so damned funny. 😆 Sadly, I was too much for this guy to handle. Ha ha ha.😂, really he is the epitome of one who has given up and just goons. So how about you?

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