I have done an insane amount of dirty things in my life. Do you want to jack off for me while I tell you all about it? God, I’ve done some things that would make the Pope pray for me. But you know what? I am not ashamed in any way. I am a very sexual person and I will never oppress myself to conform to everyone else’s standards. Fuck that. That’s why I always give the Mormons cum infused lemonade when they come by to try and convert me. Who wants to live a boring, celibate life? Not this bitch! And I bet you don’t want that, either. I think people would be surprised that I am a regular at a local glory hole. I even have special knee pads for it! I can put them on and stay on my knees for hours. I could tell you my cock sucking record here, but I think I’ll make you wait until you call to tell you that. It’s always so fun when a guy sneaks up behind me and fucks my pussy or even butt fucks me while I have a cock down my throat. I’m getting horny just thinking about it – let’s play!