Jack Off For Me While I Decorate

Sensual phone sex

 

A holiday tradition that I started myself is having sensual phone sex with a bunch of lonely, pussy chasing guys while I get my place ready for Christmas.  Making man after man cum on the phone while I absentmindedly put up all of my decorations makes the time fly by.  I doll up my dwelling with Christmas cheer and deck my halls while I drain dicks and balls.  By the time I’m done making a handful of guys get their goop, my happy, horny home is holiday ready.  It’s my favorite way to kick off the season, for sure!

I start off by jamming a jolly ol’ jeweled buttplug into my ass and let it hang out in my rectum while I put up my wreaths and shit.  A couple of years ago, I figured out that it’s really easy to hang garland while I go at my gash or put up my Santa and snowman statuettes with three fingers buried in my snatch, so I do that.  It’s a little weird vibing my clit while I set up my nativity scene, but I don’t think that the Virgin Mary minds that much.  I know the Three Wise Men sure as hell don’t!

My favorite part of it all is setting up the tree.  A lot of my ornaments are just perfect for rubbing all over my pussy or shoving up inside myself before I attach them to the tree.  The guys listening in like to hear ornaments that jingle plunging in and out of my sloppy slot while they jack off for me on the phone, it makes most of them cream.  I can’t get enough of just how shiny the strings of lights are after my sweet slit slime coats all of the bulbs!  It makes them all extra glowy and gives my tree a lovely aroma.

 

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