What makes me the best phone whore for any cum luster looking for some abusive mean phone sex? It’s easy, I’m just real as hell with all of you phone pervs who just can’t seem to get enough of my displeasure with your presence. I tell it like it is, plain and simple. I’ll be blunt and very direct with you because that’s what your dumb ass needs. I know you think you’re special, but don’t fool yourself, you’re just like every other simp of a cuck who calls me up.
Yeah, sure, maybe you’re pretty good looking. You might even have a hot wife or girlfriend at home, how the hell should I know? You’re here talking to me, though, so that obviously means that you either aren’t really satisfied with how whatever whore you might have in your life handles your hog or that you lack the ability to go out and get a real bitch to bang your cock snot into? Oh, that’s it, I can tell. Your face says it all. Are you going to give me that same old bullshit about it just being easier to pay me to treat you like trash than it is to actually put in the work with some tramp that you can actually touch? That’s fucking dumb, but whatever.
We can talk about how hard you’d fuck me and stretch me out and slap me around and whatever you want all day long. Tell me how far inside of me you’ll drill your dick and pump out that fat, juicy load, but at the end of the day, we both know that you’re never, ever going to touch me. I’ll tell you all the nasty things I would do to you if you were here with me, because I do love dick, there’s no doubt about that, but that’ll never happen. No interaction between you and I would ever go down in real life without some sort of monetary compensation. It’s just not in your cards, Bud. In no reality would I ever let you really touch me. You just keep jacking your neglected little nugget of a prick while I tell you how pathetic I think it is that you have to call a real dirty girl like me for some nasty phone sex because you’re too scared to take control and be assertive with a woman in real life and you’ll be fine. You’re still a pussy, but it’s fine.