Yeah, of course you’re going to get tons of mean phone sex with a tiny little pink pecker like that! Has anyone ever looked at that button cock of yours and not busted out laughing?! I seriously fucking doubt it, you have the most unimpressive peepee I’ve ever seen, Man! And that’s saying something, I’ve seen a lot of dick in my days. My friends have, too. I can’t believe you had the balls to come at the four of us like you’re the cock of the walk. Apparently balls are about all you have! Why is it so small?!
We don’t mind your dad bod, they’re so in and really hot, right now. We don’t even care about your middle aged coffee breath, that’s part of it, too. Same with the weird, arrogant “Boomer” mentality, it’s really fun to show an old fashioned fucker how the younger generations do it. No, all of that would be perfectly fine if you actually had a some sort of schlong in your pants that we could work with, but your wiener is just too fucking tiny to even think about putting it anywhere near our pussies.
Watch this! We’ll suck it for just a couple of seconds each and you’ll dump your dicklet droplet load before girl number four can even get used to the feeling of your nasty little spunk knob in her mouth. Hell, I bet I can make you lose it just by breathing on it. A hot and humid breath job! It’s so pink and pathetic, I’m tired of looking at it. I definitely wouldn’t want to get caught jacking that junior sized johnson of yours by anyone, that would be so embarrassing. For fuck’s sake, pull up your pants, already. What the fuck were you thinking, Bro?