I got way too fucked up last night. My husband surprised me with a big ole bag of coke so I was very excited and started getting my party on right away. I was a little disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to have a lot of cock because of this lockdown bullshit but my hubby even thought of how to fix that! He got my sons to join in and the three of them fucked the shit out of me all night long. I was wasted, I was doing shots and snorting lines and the whole night kind of turned into a blur for me but the one thing I know for sure is that I was getting the shit fucked out of me. They had all my fuckholes stuffed at the same time, the only time they pulled out was so that I could snort another line of coke off their dick. It was a crazy night, and I still haven’t slept yet but man it was so fun!
Tag: dirty phone sex
I got way too fucked up
Emily’s Sensual Fantasies
New neighbors are always fun. Especially when they are sexy as fuck.
Evenings are rather cool and breezy here, and I often sit on my screened-in front porch with a drink in my hand and nothing on but a smile. My lights are off, but you can see a bit of me in the slanted glow of the street lights. Since this new neighbor showed up, I make sure to be around if he is out on his porch, as well. I can see he is smoking a cigarette and I have sensual fantasies that he is watching me. Once, I stepped out of my screen door, feigning to look at something on the ground. Then I stood, gazing at the full moon. I could feel every part of me glowing. I stepped back inside. Looking over, I saw the light of his cigarette move closer in my direction. I couldn’t see his face, but I was sure he was looking at me. I started thinking about having his hands on me. And his mouth. Before I knew it, I was sliding my fingers between my legs, into my very wet pussy. I moaned a little. Then, a little more. I glanced over to see he was carefully approaching to watch. I pretended not to notice. I stood up near the screen door and the moon was making it plain that I was brushing and squeezing my hard nipples. Having him watch was just more than I could stand. I collapsed back onto my comfy porch chair and finished to a loud cum. It was ten full minutes before I saw him move back to his house.
Do You Need a Blowjob Baby?
Oh, I am a dirty girl and I bet you like that don’t you? I love fucking but I really love blowjobs. I bet you like those too, don’t you? I would love for us to go out on a car ride and as you drive, I unzip your pants and pull out your big cock. Then I would stroke it until it is nice and hard. As you drive, I will put your big thick cock deep inside my throat and blow you. I hope that SUV’s and truckers look over and see me. It makes it that much hotter. You are really turned on now as you ram your hips up burying your cock deeper in my throat. You reach over and stick your hand up my dress, finding my juicy bald pussy. You start to finger me, and I am so turned on that I start riding your fingers. Oh, baby I moan as I continue to suck on your dick. I feel you start to get bigger and then I fill a gush as you shoot your load in my throat. I don’t gag as I swallow your warm salty cum and lick my lips because I love the taste of you. You feel my pussy tighten around your fingers as I moan and orgasm, leaving your fingers soaking wet. But I am not done. I grab your fingers and suck on them. Looks like that has you excited again doesn’t it. Oh, baby I can’t wait for you to call.
Fucking My Brother in Law
During this outbreak I have had to resort to things I never dreamt of but fortunately for me they have turned out fine. My sorry ass husband’s brother came to stay with us when his college closed for the semester and he had to vacate his housing. I had not seen him in a few years and when he walked in the door my pussy got a little damp as the young tike, I knew had grown into a hot ass man. I made sure to accidentally run into him wearing nothing but a towel, or leave my door open when I changed, just enough to give him a little taste. Last week my husband was at the office working and my brother in law was downstairs watching television. I walked down and joined him, sitting right beside him. We watched the movie and laughed as I sat my hand on his leg and slowly inched closer to that coed cock. He never once resisted and once I started rubbing that big thing, he grabbed me and started to kiss me. Clothes started coming off and we were devouring each other. He ate my juicy pussy like a pro and I in turn sucked his cock until he blew his load down my throat. We fucked all afternoon, finishing just in time to hear the garage door open. I think I am going to like this quarantine a little better now.
Dirty Family Phone Sex
I had a hot a dirty family phone sex call yesterday. With men stuck at home, they have more time to explore their mom and family fantasies. Anyone who reads my blogs or my bio, can tell I am a no taboos kind of mommy. I have enjoyed incest for 20 years. I suspect, I will enjoy it for 20 more years. I love being a dirty mommy. Sometimes, I get to be dirtier than usual like yesterday. My caller’s fantasy was a very dirty one. I am an anal sex whore. I have long enjoyed ass play. He knew that. I think that is why he selected me for his dirty phone sex story. I love age play too because I am all about those sweet young ones. After I met with a client who had me shit in his mouth, I decided I wanted my teen son to be my toilet slave. I had to bribe him to be a good nasty toilet slave. I knew just what he wanted too. He wanted his super young baby sister. My son is the oldest man in the family. I was more than happy to bribe him with her sweet virgin holes. All access too, as hard as he wanted to fuck her. I made him my shit eating ass licker. In return he got to make his baby sister his sex slave and his shit eater. I masturbated watching him fuck her tiny beige asshole. It was prolapsed by the time he was done fucking her. She cried and screamed, even pleaded. My baby boy showed her no mercy either. I was so proud. The house smelled like one big septic tank, but my boy and I love that smell. My daughter was a bloody, shitty mess, but she needed the training. When you have dirty sensual fantasies, you need a dirty mom like me.
Baby Bear and Mean phone sex mommy Carmen
Sometimes I can be a mean phone sex mommy. But not too mean, I have a chiseled black curly-haired baby bear with a big 7-inch cock for his little bear self. A mini-man, but oh so cute with abs and muscles, and just a little cute bear boy for mommy. Sometimes he is very naughty, and I must send him to dreamland with rose-colored skies and big fluffy clouds. In baby bears sleep mommy has powers just to let him fall, endlessly. He is so scared and whimpers and cries in his sleep. I know I’m awful, aren’t I? *giggles* But I take him in my soft bosom and rock him away and lead him to mommies room with the big heart bed! Then I send him up in the air and have him float down to me between my soft sweet smelling bare legs. Baby bear fights in protest, but I wrap my legs around him and lock him in mommies hug! I slide my wet mommy pussy around until I feel his big cock slide deep in me. My baby bear doesn’t know what’s happening as I milk him and he is scared to release his cummies inside mommy. I take advantage of my little boy, but after I caress his curls and soothe him to sleep with a big drink of my mommy milk, a smile on my face as I still feel my pussy cumming from our sensual experience!
A Threesome With My Nephew and His Friend
Do you like it dirty baby? I know I sure do. Last weekend my husband’s nephew and friend were staying at our house for the weekend. They are in college and had been out on the town when I heard them come in. My husband was snoring next to me and I was feeling like getting fucked. I walked downstairs, grabbed a bottle of tequila, a few shot glasses, and headed downstairs. I turned the corner wearing only my panties and top and there they were on the couch watching some raunchy porn. They paused it but I sat between them and told them to continue. We drank shots and then I took each of their hard cocks in my hands and jacked them off at the same time. As their warm cum ran down my hands I turned to my nephew and started kissing him. His friend quickly joined and was licking my tight little ass. I showed those boys what a threesome was like with a mature woman who knows how to drive them wild. By the time we were done I had drained both of those sweet young things. I left with a smile and smelling of their yummy cum and climbed into bed with my sorry ass husband.
Who Doesn’t Like a Dirty Girl
Who does not like to have dirty phone sex? I know you do, and I would be happy to help you out. I mean look at my voluptuous curves and pretty mouth. Wouldn’t you like to tell me all the things you want to do to me? Look at my juicy wet pussy just begging for you to stick your big fat cock deep inside me. I love when you call, and you let me seduce you like the little sex kitten that I am. I go up to you in a bar and rub on your crotch until your dick starts to get hard and then I sit on a stool and pull up my dress to show you my bald tight twat. I grab you closer and unzip those pants, pulling out your dick and guiding into my wet slick cunt. Then I grab you tight as you pound me in front of everyone, although they cannot actually see your dick ramming my pussy, we can see them watching us. Then you explode deep inside me as I hold you close and nibble on your neck. Doesn’t that sound like fun? I am just going to rub my slit so that I will be ready for when you call.
An unexpected pleasure
Like all of you, I have been stuck at home for a couple weeks now and the boredom is getting out of hand. My husband and sons were out of town when all this started so they a quarantining at our other house a few hours away so it is just me and my daughter here. I thought for sure that we would go crazy being here all alone with no dick in sight but it has actually been pretty great. Any time we feel like fucking we just get out the strap on cocks and fuck each other.Honestly she fucks me better than my husband ever did anyway. Plus my daughter eats my pussy better than any man ever could, she is so soft and feminine in the way she kisses my pussy, it drives me wild! I don’t really miss the men much at all, it’s been so nice just doing girl stuff I could get used to this!
Emily Is Your Fantasy Mom
I don’t like to brag, but I’m what most young men would consider a fantasy mom. I’m the cool mom, I’m the fun mom, and I’m also the mom who would love to teach her boys exactly how to fuck. Sure, people tell their kids about the birds and the bees, but they never really show them how. And you know that there are a lot of people who learn by example. I guess we can blame the fact that a lot of men don’t know how to please a woman on their upbringing. They just didn’t have progressive parents who showed them what to do.
Let’s just say I would never let one of my boys go out into the dating world without knowing how to fuck and more importantly, how to eat pussy. Anyone can fuck and be decent at it, but eating pussy can take a little bit of practice. If you were my son, I’d make sure to teach you to lick and suck on my pussy. Get your tongue in there and explore those folds of moist flesh. So if you have any fantasies about moms, all you have to do is pick up the phone and give me a call for your lessons.