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Creamy Clown Party

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You’ve never really had nasty phone sex until you’ve gotten down with a clown!  I know it sounds weird, even freaks a lot of folks out, but I haven’t run into anyone who can manhandle my muff like a maniacal, grease paint covered clown can.  I don’t think they’re very scary at all.  In fact, when I see a costumed freak that most people would be afraid of, that’s the one I want to bang the most.

Think about it like this; you know how they say that crazy chicks are great in bed?  Well, the same goes for guys, my dude.  When a guy is completely nuts and out of his gourd, you know that he’s probably willing to do just about anything in the sack, and who’s more crazy and insane than a clowny fuck fiend?  Get my drift?

Last night I went to a circus freak party where everyone had to dress as their favorite kind of carny.  There were raunchy ringmasters, long dicked lion tamers and topless trapeze artists galore amongst a veritable sea of rainbow colored cum craving clowns, myself included.  It was great, just the kind of sexy circus party you’d like to attend, with titties and cunts flying through the air and cocks slapping and slamming faces and holes in every corner.

There was one multi-colored, hobgoblin of a cock knocker I kept my eye on all night.  He made his way from group to group jerking the shit out of his junk, making sure everyone was rough fucking and not just fooling around.  I knew that he was the freak for me the moment I saw him throat out a fire eater, that can’t be easy!

I grabbed my terrifying, mouth-trashing target and took him out to the parking garage so we could scare some “normies” a bit to get our adrenalin going.  After a couple of pants pissing pranks, we were both ready for a hard hole bashing and my fuckalicious freak bent me over and started pounding my jolly jester right where we stood.  As he fucked me senseless, I didn’t realize that we were slowly traversing out in front of the cars as they slowly passed looking for a spot to park.  In everyone’s way, he stretched my tight hole out like he was trying to find a lost line of knotted handkerchiefs in there to pull out of me.

When an impatient driver honked to get us out of the way, my scary, snatch stretching stinker threw me right up on the hood and drilled me out hard and fast until he blew his hot and happy load deep up in me as he stared at the people inside the Jeep through the windshield.  If they didn’t have a problem with clowns before, then they probably do now.  

 

Domination Phone Sex to Drain Wallets

domination phone sexSometimes men need domination phone sex. The problem is, I am not submissive. Those days are long past me. I am in my 40s now. I have many years under my belt being someone’s whore. No more. I was stripping at the club last night. It is nice to be back in the club at full capacity with no one wearing a mask. I feature dance at this local club a few times a week, and sometimes do a private event. I am recognized still from my 90s porn star days. I can never have enough money with the army of brats I am raising. Luckily, I am smart with money. I know how to make it and I know how to take it. I have this fan boy who comes to the club anytime I am dancing. He never gets the VIP room. He tips me for lap dances, buys my drinks and things like that. I just assumed he does not have the big bucks to spend on me, but last night he got the VIP room. First time in years of coming to the club. Turns out my fanboy sold a game he invented for a few million dollars. That was music to my ears. I know how to drain cocks and wallets. He is not a dominant man. A seasoned taboo phone sex whore like me can size up a man quickly. I love findom play. I gave him a lap dance, but I made him tribute me for every touch, every lick, every drop of cum that oozed out of his dick. It was like taking candy from a brat it was that easy. I love to drain a man’s wallet. I have expensive tastes and a lot of mouths to feed. I drained him of a few hundred thousand dollars last night. Before he can spend any of his newfound money, I will have it all in my bank.

Dirty phone sex slut Tasha

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My last call was so hot and naughty! He was a kinky teacher who wanted to play out a dirty phone sex fantasy with a slutty student of his. I met with him after class to talk about my grades and to try and talk my way out of going to summer school. I begged him to let me just do some assignments for extra credit but when that didn’t work, I knew what I had to do. I spread my legs, pulled my panties to the side and offered him something I knew he wouldn’t turn down! He acted like he wasn’t sure at first but that all changed when I pulled his cock out and started sucking him. Sucking on a fat cock turns me on, so my hot fuck hole was already soaking wet and ready for his dick. I sat on his lap and grinded my hot cunnie up and down his hard cock. When he was ready to cum, he bent me over his desk and held me face down on a stack of test papers while he pumped his load into my hot pussy! It was an amazing fantasy call and I want more! I want to be your nasty, slutty schoolgirl tonight too!

Harmonys Cumfest Party

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Taking your cum always feels nice daddy! The way your cock fills me up every night has me all excited to come home and get naked and into my bed with you! Tonight, I have taken your cock three times and that’s once in each tight hole of mine! I got onto my knees after pushing my hair to the side and sucked you off nice and hard! I swirled my tongue all around and licked your balls right up into my mouth. I wanted you nice and wet to fuck my pussy so once you were, I laid bareback onto the bed and welcomed you into my cunt with open legs haha! This cunt squeezed around you tightly to milk you of all that hot white batter that dripped down my legs once you were done and had me bent over to take my asshole next.

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I’m ready for you to make me your good girl. Let me know that I will abide by all your rules and make you happy. There’s not one thing I enjoy more than being a good cum slut for daddy. When he invites his friends over, I get so excited because I know I will be the center of attention. Whenever daddy takes me to his friends, he shows them how tight and right I am. My perfect asshole deserves all the rave reviews daddy can’t even handle being inside my bum for more than a minute; I make him pop in seconds.

Meanwhile, mommy can’t make his cock pop at all. If she does, it is an all-night task. The truth is daddy loves his young hot girls.

Stan Pleasing Starlet

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I’m so happy that I finally set up an OnlyStans account because now I can use my shapeshifting talents to make some real fantastical jacking off porn for everyone to enjoy!  What’s the point of being a sexy storybook seductress if no one ever gets to ogle you while they jack their junk?  Now, I get to show thousands of pole pumping pervs my wondrous wardrobe and crazy costumes all at once!

It’s a real fucking turn on to know that I’m pounding my makebelieve pussy while a varitable army of raunchy, Rule 34 following fantasy fuckers milk their meat.  The fact that they all pay to see me play makes it even hotter for me.  I already happily help every cosplay cummer I come across get off while I’m all decked out in my cute pony get up or awesome anime attire for free, but knowing that I’m getting a little cash to please my own gash is just the best!

I have so many different characters that I like to embody, there’s no way my Stans will ever get bored.  If they need to see Sailor Moon get banged out or Princess Leia taking a Jabba tentacle deep inside her, I got that covered.  There’s no limit to what I can show the world wide web to help them self-fuck their character craving cocks or cunts.  I even take requests!  Want to see something special then just sign up! 

 

Dirty Phone Sex Stories

dirty phone sexI am full of ageplay dirty phone sex stories. I am a P mom and a P step grandma. These new little ones I have in my care are not my blood. I do love them. I do want to make sure they are well taken care of too, but they need to earn their keep. Talking dirty and stripping is not enough to sustain all the mouths I must feed. I have 4 of my own still in the house with my oldest girl in college. My oldest son is married and living on his own, but I have a blood granddaughter. I help support her too. My husband left me a lot of money, but everything has gone up. Gas here in California is almost $6 a gallon. Can you believe that shit? My husband did not know he had 6 grand brats when he died, or he would have provided a little something for them in his will. His daughter is a hot mess and was MIA from our lives for over a decade. She was busy in that time too, LOL. I do not mind talking care of these angels, but they must help me make money or I will not have any for any of us anymore. Good thing I know many men who pay good money to fuck little Lolitas. They do not mind helping me out because they live in a life their mother could never afford. That really is the key. You want to fuck a young girl or boy? You want to live your ageplay phone sex calls? If you have the money, find a girl or boy living well beneath the poverty level and give her or him some money and nice things and see how far she will go for that money and those presents. I might be able to help you with some grooming tricks too. I have some dirty tales too about what I make these littles do for money.

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You are going to worship me and refer to me as Goddess Gemini. Your new owner is what I am about to be, bitch. All men are bitches to me today. I am feeling quite a bit of steam that I just need to let off. You could be the lucky man that gets the fuck of your lifetime in a phone fuck. This is a mind over body fuck that will have you physically spent by the time those balls are drained by my bitchy commanding of a pervert voyeur spying on me while I am masturbating. I will act pissed and demand you come the fuck over. I catch you in the apartment across the way jerking off in front of your window while you watch me with your telescope. You come over and your hot and buff. I can’t keep myself too mad at you but am turned on and that means I am about to be a demanding bitch.

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Mommy makes him nasty

mommy phone sexI have a son who is a little smaller in cock size than his brothers. This makes for some competition between my boys. They always try to one up him in fucking mommys whore holes. Not that I’m complaining at all! I love being fiercely fucked by my sons! The thing is I will still choose to fuck my little boy. He is the youngest and he is becoming very nasty for me. He will nibble my pussy lips and drink my pussy juice and pee up without complaint. I even taught him how to tongue fuck my ass hole! Side note, his wee cocklette is perfect for pentrating my granddaughters and training them in the mechanics of coupling! And I don’t have to worry about him blowing out a young cunny! I save that blow out for a paying p-daddy! I do have a soft spot for younger p-men with small dicks. But mommy needs some blow and i love seeing a sweet one fucked mercilessly! 

Love always your taboo phone sex whore momma,

Carmen

Nasty phone sex slut Tasha

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My new step dad found out what a nasty phone sex slut I am today. He was shocked when he picked up the other phone and heard me telling a guy that I wanted to suck his cock clean after he pulled it out of my ass. I could hear him breathing heavily into the phone and I knew that he was stroking his dick. When my call ended, I knew he would wait for me to hang up first. I told him that I could hear him jerking off and that he should come to my room so I could catch and swallow his load. He was in my room in seconds, ramming his fat cock into my mouth and fucking my throat as fast as he could! I drained his balls and licked my lips after I swallowed the load. He winked at me and told me to keep this as our dirty, little secret. I think me and my new step dad are going to get along great!