Tag: Dirty phone talk

You’re The Scat Man

nasty phone sex

 

I wore white for you. I know how much you love seeing the big mess we make together on my pretty and tight body, but especially seeing the stains on my clothes before you rip them off and we fuck in our poop. Scat or “brown” talk turns me on so much. I love our calls because we go into everything on the topic. When you help me give myself an enema, so gently pushing the tube up my anus and filling me up with your piss instead of water. Shitting out all of our mixed up waste. Let’s roll around in it now! Put some on your fingers and make me suck it off. Now that we’ve made this big mess, stick that cock in my ass and ride me till I am sore. Then pull that dick out and let me lick our creation off of that cock. I love playing messy with you. I had a big dinner and I can barely hold it in. Are we going to lay down plastic this time or not? 😉

I’ll do whatever it takes!

dirty phone sexI have always been kind of submissive, I would much rather make someone else happy I never care about my own happiness, only others. That’s why my sons are such happy men, I raised them to always come to me when they need something and no matter what I would make sure that they get it! Like sex for instance, my boys never had to deal with blue balls or a lack of sex, they knew that if their little girlfriends weren’t gonna give up the pussy that mommy sure would! They don’t even have to ask, all they have to do is come and take it! I can’t tell you how many times I have woken up to a dick in my mouth or buried inside my ass or pussy, and I never complained ever! I just took it all like a good mommy should!

Superfreak

dirty phone sex

“She’s a very kinky girl.

The kind you don’t take home to mother.

She will never let your spirits down.

Once you get her off the street.”

Songwriters: JAMES, RICK / MILLER, ALONZO
Super Freak lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

This is me…all me. I may not be gorgeous but I make up for it in nastiness and perverted play. You know, the stuff other girls wont talk about. Furry play, incest, age play, blackmail, scat. I never say no when it means some rock hard cock and gallons of cum. I’m a bi-polar whore and you never know how I’ll act. Some days a purring kitten, others I’m a raging cunt wearing the strap on and ready to tear you a new booty hole. What are you in the mood for? A psycho accomplice, a sex kitten, a cum hungry street whore. Or maybe just a P-Mommy who likes to share the littles. Oh yeah, Daddy, you know what I’m talking about. Nothing is too taboo or off limits for me. We can talk all night about your darkest desires. Let’s get off together.

 

 

Fireworks tonight

nasty phone sexMy nasty phone sex will make those fireworks explode. Let’s get a little nasty while the bottle rockets go pop and the booms make the crowd go wild. Holiday fun means two of your favorites. Bikinis and young girls in bikinis. Poor daddy. I know that cock will be throbbing in your pants watching lithe little bodies frolicking  in the water. Maybe white t-shirts and water balloons soaking them down, making perky nips show through. Oh, so innocent, but I know what it does to you.

You sit there with that cold beer, talking to your buddies while the wives talk and the brats play. But poor P-Daddy has a problem. It’s called too much young pussy at your place. One of the girls yells that she’s going inside to change into something dry. You wait like a predator, then follow. You just know that she will kick that wet bikini bottom off and toss it over the shower rod to dry. You close the door behind you, pull it down, press it to your nose. You can taste the young pussy on the crotch as your hand moves to your cock. I know exactly what you need. Let me be your wicked accomplice.

I felt so silly!

dirty phone sexI felt so silly but what was I supposed to do? My sons wanted to take lots of naked pictures of me and I just couldn’t say no! I stripped off my clothes nice and slow and did every little thing they asked. I posed for them and showed them every inch of me and when they were finally done taking pictures they used their hard dicks on me too! It was heavenly to feel my sweet sons fucking my ass and pussy, I love being squished between them while they stuff my fuck holes and pound me hard! Honestly, it’s the best sex I have ever had in my life! But don’t tell my husband I said that though! He would be so jealous!

Still a Daddy’s Girl at heart

Ageplay phone sex

Growing up a Daddy’s girl myself has made me appreciate Ageplay phone sex. I look back on those fond memories of being a girl and trying to please my dad. Daddy was a sex fiend who fucked my mom three times a day. One day she told me that she was so tired of sex and that she wished he would find someone else to take some of those urges out on. That made me mad. I didn’t want my daddy finding a new girlfriend to bang so I decided to become one.

I saw Daddy’s face when I wore tight spandex pants and short skirts. I made sure to wear snug tops to show up my budding nipples. I had always been close to him but now I would snuggle up in his lap and kiss him. When I slipped the tip of my tongue in his mouth, Daddy almost blew a nut right then.

I finally got my chance late one night after Mommy went to bed. Dad was in his “man cave” jerking off to some porn. I walked in wearing a short lace nightie. “Let me help you, Daddy” I whispered, dropping down to grip his meaty shaft with my small hands. I jerked him off and he blew his load all over his young daughter’s face. I lit a fire in him that night and he was unable to stop. It wasn’t long before he was taking all of his sexual needs out on me and I loved every bit of it. Guess I’m just a natural born slut.

Family Phone Sex is Better than Cocaine

family phone sexFamily phone sex means with me that you get to hear all about the dirty family fun I have with my offspring. Sometimes it also means my brats are in the room as we talk dirty. My boys especially enjoy hearing me share our dirty lifestyle with my callers. Last night I was up late with a long term regular who likes to get high on cocaine and pretend that I am his mommy. I love playing mommy on and off the phone. Anyway, I was struggling to keep up with my caller. I finished what cocaine I had so I couldn’t party all night with him. No more coke made me sleepy. My boys didn’t want us to be out all the money I would make if I could keep up with my caller, so they helped out secretly by letting me play with their hard dicks. With the phone crooked under my chin, I used both hands so the boys could jack off for mommy. I did the jacking, however. Feeling my boys precum squish through my finger tips and the bulging purple veins under my skin as I went up and down their young shafts was better than any cocaine for keeping this dirty mom awake. I love that my brats want to help me succeed at work.

Fantasy Mom Gianna

fantasy momThis young boy who is a friend of my daughter called me his fantasy mom when he was over playing the other night. I asked him what made me that in his eyes. He blushed, grinned, looked at the floor and hesitated before he said, “because your so hot.” I was flattered. I pulled off my top, exposed my boobs and asked him what he thought. His eyes got so big. My daughter told him it was okay to touch because her brothers do it all the time. Shit, that’s the truth. My boys use my tits as pillows. I lifted them up to his eyes, encouraged him again. All it took was a second offer and he was drooling over my rack. His small hands groped my boobs, his mouth found its way quickly to my right boob. He was sucking on my tit like he was looking for milk. His little dick was hard. Normally, I need something a bit bigger for my pussy. I mean I am a retired porn star who has birthed a lot of brats. My pussy is the farthest thing from tight as you can get. But, my ass is good and tight still. My daughter spit in my asshole, sucked his little dick and guided his pecker right in. He was new at fucking. He just hammered away until he exploded. He had no idea what had happened. He thought he peed in my ass. He was apologizing and his face looked like he had just cut a fart in front of the hot school girl. My daughter was more than happy to explain to her school friend what had happened. She was also more than happy to lick her mother’s cum filled ass. She is such a dirty little mommy’s girl. I love being a dirty milf.

Dirty Phone Talk To Get You Off

I’m feeling like a really dirty girl tonight and would love to enjoy some dirty phone talk with a hunk of burnin love like you. If your so inclined, I’d love to watch as you jerk that fuck rod off for me. I would love to get your precum oozing and take over on driving that fuck rocket right into my hot snatch. Fill my cunt with jizz and be sure you are willing to suck it all out and clean every drop of salty gooey sperm filled goodness.

Dirty Phone Talk

We can talk about whatever gets that cock of yours twitching and puking the man juice. My cunt gets really fucking wet hearing about those taboo filthy fuck fantasies you have. You’re certainly going to need to be prepared to get nasty with me and know what you like. My naughty mind can go in many directions and unless your willing to come clean in what you want it won’t be anything near as hot as it could be.

He was caught jacking it at work

caught jackingMy son really hurt my feelings because he was caught jacking his dick at work. I’m right here all day, every day and all I want in this life is to take care of my son’s and my husband’s needs and he goes to work with a hard dick he didn’t let me take care of?? Was I not good enough? Honestly, it made me want to cry! But when I asked him why he didn’t wake me up, he said that he was just late to work and didn’t have time, that was it. I was so relieved that I sank right to my knees to suck his cock right then and there! He loved it, he was fucking my mouth hard and deep and really rough… just the way I like it! Then he shot his load deep down my throat and that made me feel so much better!