Mean phone sex is probably the most honest phone sex you will get. Let’s be honest, a woman like me would probably never give you the time of day if you weren’t draining your wallet to keep me happy. Other girls might tell you that you’re special and your sick fetishes aren’t weird, but I will tell you the truth. You are a pathetic loser and that oversized clit you keep in your pants isn’t making any woman cum. So instead of even making the attempt, you call someone like me. As you should. You’re lucky that I’m nice enough to let you entertain me with your pathetic little moans and whimpering. I love laughing at you while I make you jerk off for me without even trying.
Don’t think this is all for your benefit. Every once in a while, one of you pencil-dicked losers will catch my attention. You beg me in just the right way and knowing how desperate you are for female attention turns me on. What really soaks my panties is the fact that you pussy deprived pricks are getting one step closer to your real place in life: a pathetic little pay pig for someone like me. If you want to accept your fate let me know, but until then I’ll let you stroke your cock to my fat ass and my pretty face. And if I pick up, my voice. Have fun you fucking lame.




Sensual phone sex on rainy days are the most romantic. Let’s touch ourselves together with Guided masterbation. Find somewhere secret so that you wont be Caught jacking and then let yourself go with sounds of my coo’s in your ear telling you to take long, sensual strokes. Sexy, lusty, moans while I touch myself to the thoughts racing in my head. Thoughts of the rain rolling down my window like the sweet juices rolling down my inner thighs. Panting and shallow breaths, the rise and fall of my perfect breast. I love to record my self and watch it later, my own soft, sensual, masterbation material for those rainy nights when i’m alone and want to be touched. I would love you to join me.














