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Dirty phone sex and the strap on

Dirty Phone Sex

Dirty phone sex, I’m not entirely sure why anything sex related is dirty or naughty. Everyone does it, so why is it dirty?? Well, I guess sometimes things need to be labeled so we can identify how we are supposed to react.

Have you ever had the desire for a strap on? They come in all shapes and sizes and purposes. My favorite in my collection is my prostate massager. It seems to hit the right spot every time. I even had one guy start shooting and pumping jizz uncontrollably just with the first time I shoved my dick into his asshole. To be fair though I did blow him for nearly an hour before that edging him and not letting him cum. I think I gave the proper punishment for shooting my load of cum all over? I’m not too happy about this. What are you going to do to make me happy? Call me and explain the premature ejaculation.

Jack off for me

Jack off for meMaybe our call starts out a little slow, getting all the formalities out of the way then it’s just you and I. I hope you are naked, relaxed and somewhere comfortable. Listen to my voice while you stroke that cock of yours. I’ll be fantasizing that I have a pretty little strap on that I’m going to use to fuck you and fuck you hard. Keep stroking that cock, don’t stop, even if you think you are going to cum, stroke through it. Keep it hard and pulsing at the first sensation of my cock pushing into you. Do you want to cum from this invasion? No, no, no, not yet… Take your hands off your cock and feel my strap on hitting all the right spots and making your cock bounce all on its own. I really want to see if you cum just from getting fucked. Relax and enjoy the feeling. Oh my, there it goes watch that cum shoot out, all over your stomach and chest. Now let me lick it off.

Neighborhood Whore

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It’s a known fact around the neighborhood that I’m a total skank of a girl. I love having sex with all the guys around the streets here. Random dick for days and hold the condoms please. I don’t have any desire to feel anything besides straight up penis inside my vaginal walls. It’s even better when a few of you guys show up and take your turns having your way with my holes. Two or three shoved inside me at the same time really suits my interests fine! I just love being shot full of cum- it’s a total wonder I haven’t ended up pregnant yet but with any luck that’ll be next. Circle jerk around me now, all of you! I can see all of your balls starting to swell up and that means its time for the biggest cum shot ever!!!!! Give it to me right in the face, inside my eyes and mouth. Your neighborhood whore is waiting. 😉

You’re The Scat Man

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I wore white for you. I know how much you love seeing the big mess we make together on my pretty and tight body, but especially seeing the stains on my clothes before you rip them off and we fuck in our poop. Scat or “brown” talk turns me on so much. I love our calls because we go into everything on the topic. When you help me give myself an enema, so gently pushing the tube up my anus and filling me up with your piss instead of water. Shitting out all of our mixed up waste. Let’s roll around in it now! Put some on your fingers and make me suck it off. Now that we’ve made this big mess, stick that cock in my ass and ride me till I am sore. Then pull that dick out and let me lick our creation off of that cock. I love playing messy with you. I had a big dinner and I can barely hold it in. Are we going to lay down plastic this time or not? 😉

Let’s call this… Orientation

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Yeah, pun intended. Whether you have tried fucking your ass on your own or had someone help, you must know how good it feels. Pegging is one of my favorite activities with a guy. I get off on the moaning and uncontrollable cumming. Probably a little bit enjoyment of the control as well… probably, but I’m not admitting to anything.

When we talk, your ass needs to be always … always primed and ready for me. I love to make the pegged guy cum without even touching his cock. That is my ultimate fantasy every time. Always have your lube ready, I don’t like to be kept waiting either.

My office boy does things for me purely out of the desire to get pegged. If he does his job well during the work day he might get rewarded, or I might hold off until the end of the week. Either way, he does everything to the best of his ability because he knows exactly how my strap on up his ass feels. That information alone should be motivation enough to do your priming. What is your ultimate fantasy when you think about your asshole getting used and penetrated? I want to hear all about it, I will likely be playing with my pussy while you tell me, so don’t be surprised.

New at dirty phone sex

dirty phone sexShow it to me!!! I want to see that cock. I’m a total size queen and if it’s bigger, it’s better. I didn’t get hired as a dirty phone sex slut for nothing.  I consider myself a pro when it comes to pleasing a cock.  But, here’s where I divide the boys from the men.  I’m gonna pull out the measuring tape and check you out.

If it’s an 8, then we are great. A big fat nine is super fine. A horse cock ten always gets in. Show me an eleven and I’m in slut heaven!!!
My other saying is that if it aint black, then throw it back!!!! HAHA. I’m still waiting for my white knight in shining armor with a 10 inch fuck stick.

If you bring me a pathetic little weewee, I’m gonna laugh my fat ass off. Then  I’ll make you a cuck while I get me some BBC.  Get ready to do cream pie duty, Mr. Tiny!!!

So, let this be a warning. I’ve got a wicked sense of humor and I can be super nasty. We can talk about anything. I’m no princess. This girl has needs and I will be ramming my vibrator into this fat pussy as we talk. The wetter I get, the nastier I get . We’re gonna have a cock stroking good time for sure. So, don’t hesitate. I’m up all night and welcome your late night fantasies. Or maybe you just need a horny bedtime story to help you sleep. Make that call and meet your new phone addiction. That’s me, sexy. Soon you’ll be calling out my name and begging for more.

Stay tuned for my next blog. This sloppy slut is just getting warmed up.

Sensual fantasies Torture me Kindly

Sensual fantasies

You make me so fucking horny. I want your cock inside me right now. You have no idea how hot I am with your deep tongue kisses. The way your fingers play with my tits. You treat me like you fucking own me and the worst you’ve done is grab my pussy above my panties. This teasing is so bad I can’t stand it. I’m about to beg you for your cock when you finally reach down and pull my panties aside. Sliding that big black cock into my cunt, stretching my pussy wide for you to fuck me. I nearly cum on you right then. You’ve built me up so long before giving me that exquisite pleasure. Then you start to fuck me and it’s like I can’t breathe, think, or comprehend anything but your cock in my pussy. Fuck me. My thighs squeeze your hips, my nails dig into your arm, and I can’t help but cum around your huge cock making you fuck me harder and faster. I’m sure everyone outside the dingy bar bathroom could hear me even above the pumping music but I don’t care. I just want you to fill my pussy with cum. Reward me for putting up with that torture of pleasure. Then you start to fuck me erratically. Your cock swelling even bigger inside of me before you twitch and shoot that first load so deep in my pussy I swear it’s going straight into my womb. I shouldn’t let you, I should have said stop. But I want it so bad, even if I get pregnant. You stay inside of me panting and twitching as you grow soft and pull out. It’s then I notice that there are other people watching us. Their cock out and in their hand. Stroking as they look at that cum dripping from my pussy. I giggle and crook my finger, inviting them all to fuck me. Use me as the cum slut I am. I just hope that in 9 months my husband doesn’t find out.

Home Alone

dirty phone sex sitesDo you know what’s worse than having to get off alone? Not getting off at all!
I’m so fucking horny today. I haven’t found one good porn to watch that’s getting me going.
I need someone to come over, bend my big ass over and fuck me hard before my husband gets home.
Take me right out back on my porch, spread me out on the table and drive your cock deep into my pussy.
Give me ever single inch of that rock hard cock, as hard as you can.
Make me your bitch, and fuck me. Make me do everything you want. I’ll be a good little bitch for you, and drain your balls over and over again till we have to stop.
I know how bad you want this married pussy. Come take care of me, like my husband can’t. We can do all the nasty things you’ve been imagining doing to me for weeks.
I’ve seen you look threw my windows, and watch me. I know you watch me bend over to pick up my news paper, and see my ass slip out from under my robe.
But what you don’t know is I’ve had a thing for your sexy ass since the first time we talk. I’m craving your cock.
I am laying in bed right now thinking of that, and it has my pussy absolutely fucking dripping. I shaved last night just for you, so my smooth bald pussy is dripping and waiting for you to come lick me clean.

Married Guy Next Door

dirty phone sexI was so fucking turned on last night after I heard my neighbor watching porn and jerking his cock to it, on his back porch. I guess he didn’t hear or see me, but I could definitely see his 8″ cock in his hands.
Something about watching him pleasure himself was making my pussy so juicy and wet. The porn he was watching was clearly an older guy, banging a younger woman.
So I thought to myself, I wonder if he’d ever fuck me. It’d be so great living next door to a nice big fucking cock I could ride whenever I wanted.
I could hear him moaning, and I think I actually heard him say my name! Holy fucking shit! This guy was jerking his cock to me! There’s no way I could let this go. I walked out on my porch and said his name so loud. He jumped up, pants already back on. We looked at each other for a few moments until I asked him if I was being too loud with my music, he said no and stammered back inside his house.
I can’t believe my neighbor just jerked off to me. Fucking Christ what I would give right now to be your girl next door, and see you jerking your cock to me. Would you cum fuck my tight little pussy?

Jack off for me, and let me hear it!

Jack off for me ElisaThe title pretty much says it all! I want you to jack off for me, and let me hear it! I want to hear that wet slapping sound while you wank that hard dick just for me! Tell me how you’re imagining fucking the shit out of my sweet, bald little fucking pussy! Feel my tight little fuck holes gripping and milking that hard, horny man meat of yours! Fucking harder, now! Grab my fucking hips and grunge fuck the shit out of me like a fucking man! Fuck my cunt like you fucking bought it!

That’s fucking better! Fuck me! Throw me over, throw my legs over my fucking head and bury yourself to the hilt in my fucking puckered little asshole! I want it gaped the fuck open! Make me fucking scream your goddamn name when you ask who this ass belongs to!

Fuck me hard and fast, and fill me the fuck up! And while that nasty, filthy cock is still rock fucking hard, grab my hair and fucking shove it down my gasping throat, and tell me to clean it the fuck up like the dirty little fucking cum whore I am!

So, I totally just came… Are you ready to?