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I guess I had it coming

submissive phone sexI guess I had it coming, I should have known better than to make a huge mess like that and not think I would be punished for it. See, I was trying to make a nice surprise for my husband and sons, but I am not much of a baker and I ended up spraying cake mix everywhere when I turned on the mixer. And of course when do they all come home? Right when I have the entire kitchen covered in a huge mess! My husband does NOT like a messy house, he took one look at that mess and got really pissed off, he didn’t even let me explain! He just slapped me so hard that he knocked me to the floor and immediately shoved his cock down my throat. Then they were all on me, fucking me, beating me, telling me what a useless whore I was. I know I deserved it but that didn’t make it hurt any less! When they were finally done using me they made me clean up my mess and sleep on the floor… next time I think I will just buy them a cake that is already made!

I Love This Phone Sex Site

phone sex siteI love the phone site I work on because all of you dirty guys reading my blogs enjoy the fact that I am a dirty mommy and whore.  In fact, when we talk, most of you want to hear even dirtier stories than I can write about. I have to leave off ages and names to not get arrested! Recently, my very young daughter accompanied me the local strip club where I use to work. She is not of age to be in the club, but that is what  make up is for. No one questioned it because she was with me. She needed money or I should say wanted money for a new cell phone. I told her she could earn the money the old fashioned way. Sex always sell, and jailbait sex sells more! While she was on sage shaking what her momma gave her for amateur night, I was hustling the crowd. Once the men in the club found out how old she really was, the money offers poured in. Of course she won the amateur contest which gave her all the money she needed for her cell phone, but she is like me.  Why stop with $500 when you can make a lot more?  When is sex ever really free anyway? I acted as her pimp for the night. I had her scheduled from everything from private lap dances to hardcore anal sex. My little greedy Lolita walked out of the club with almost 10 grand in her pocket. Of course her holes were well used and full of cum, but that is only a temporary problem. And it’s not a problem her money couldn’t solve. We had a spa day the next morning and she felt good as new. In fact, she felt so good, she wants to be a teen escort. Great idea. Make excellent money, set your own hours and work as much or as little as you want. I know plenty of men who would use her services.

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Taboo Phone Sex Fun with Woman’s Best Friend

taboo phone sexTaboo phone sex is the only reason to call me. I can’t even fake vanilla. I am a taboo phone girl for a reason; because I am a taboo woman. I was home alone today. All my little ones were out doing this or the other. How did I amuse myself? I spread peanut butter on my ass and pussy, got up on the couch on all fours and signaled our big furry baby to play with me. I turned my fuck holes into a Kong toy. His tongue is a bit like sandpaper, but it still feels good. One of my daughters came home unexpectedly. She totally busted me with Rover. “Mom, what are you doing,” she yelled as if in shock. My reply? “What every horny mommy does when there are no brats in the house to play with.” I told her don’t knock it until she has tried it. Four legged companions are our best friends for a reason. I lathered her up in peanut butter so she could better understand what I was saying. Once she relaxed, she started to enjoy it. From my point of view, it was hot to see. I’ve long played with furry ones, but I have never seen another woman partake in that kind of special love before. I think it was even hotter because it was my daughter. I encouraged her to return the favor. I showed her how to suck his red rocket. She resisted, but then she caved. She thought it was like red lipstick coming out of its case. So true. I never thought of it that way. I helped guide his hard little dick into her pussy. His furry paws grabbed her by the hips as he mounted her like a good boy. His lipstick dick latched on to her pussy and she couldn’t move until he nutted inside her. I licked his slimy cum out of her teen twat. Don’t shame me until you have tried it, or at least seen a live performance.

Jacking off porn isn’t hard to find!

jacking off pornJacking off porn isn’t hard to find if you know what you’re looking for, but I’m sure you know that already. After all, you found me right? Several men have been finding me lately because of all the ads my husband puts up around town, they all want the most degrading, filthy shit too. Last night my husband brought 2 guys home and they were the nastiest men I have ever had to fuck! They made me go out on the patio and strip naked, get on my knees and open my mouth, then they pissed down my throat and all over my face! They soaked me in it! Plus it was so cold out there on the patio that you could see the steam coming off it so by the time I was done I was soaking wet and freezing cold and I still couldn’t go inside! I had to let them double team me right there until they both came, they let me back inside after that but I couldn’t shower till this morning so I was filthy all night long!

Dirty Phone Sex Cougar

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind of phone sex in my opinion.  I have decades of experience in the adult world. In fact, I have never had a vanilla job. I am not qualified for anything that doesn’t involve me fucking or talking about fucking. So you can imagine that I struggle when I have to interact with people in a vanilla way. My middle daughter is struggling in school. Like her mother, she is more interested in boys than learning. Her English teacher called me for a conference. I have almost zero appropriate clothes for such things, but I managed to put something together that didn’t scream “whore.”  Her teacher was hot. She never told me. I was a bit pissed off that she neglected to tell me how yummy he looked. I was staring at his package the entire time. To be honest, I didn’t hear a word he said. I cut him off and said, “Let me be honest here. My daughter is not gifted. She would rather fuck than study. Just like me. Can we just make some special arrangement so she at least can graduate someday?” No hesitation on his part. He stood up, unzipped his pants and said, “Suck my cock then.” He wasn’t even 30 yet was my guess, but he knew how to take advantage of an opportunity. I blew him like my life depended on it. If my teen whore dropped or flunked out of school, it wouldn’t be the worst thing. I turned out fine; however, if I can keep her in school by fucking her teachers, why not, right? His cock was a decent size too. He skull fucked me like the dirty old porn star I am. After he came all over my face he admitted that he has seen my old porn from the 80s and early 90s. “I like you much better as cougar,” he said with a grin. I am fine wine. I have only improved over time.

Sissy Phone Sex is What This Mommy Loves

sissy phone sexI love being a sissy phone sex mommy. I have a mean streak in me for sure. I am a rather dominate woman. I always have been, so the chance to laugh at sissy boys makes my cunt wet. I have a phone sex sissy regular. I make him do humiliating tasks for me in order to talk to me on the phone. I need to make it clear that although you are paying for a service, I am not a sure thing if you have a small cock or you are a sissy. If you are a tiny dick sissy, you will never cum with me on the phone. You see I believe in rewarding good behavior. I will not let a total loser cum. That is a privilege, not a right. My phone sissy sprouts 2 inches soft, about three inches hard. I have sadly seen the pictures. Now this particular sissy of mine is 4 times the age of my youngest son, but that son of mine is already twice the size of my sissy. Pathetic right? Anytime one of my young sons feels inadequate to please me like an adult lover, I show them pictures of Katrina, my panty wearing sissy boy from California. They laugh and giggle, then fuck me because they know they are more manly than a sissy boy. Katrina called me this morning. First, she had to tribute me with an Amazon gift card. Then she had to put on her pretty pink panties and sing humiliating little songs for me that she wrote.  Her singing is awful, but she is creative and so very self deprecating which I value in a sissy. A sissy is a mean phone sex mommy’s best friend. My sissies keep my house clean, my pussy cleaner and they provide me with entertainment and extra money. Why any woman wouldn’t want  a sissy is beyond me.

He was caught jacking his cock

caught jackingMy son worked late last night so I waited up for him, I was sure that he would want to come in my room and relax while I sucked his cock but instead he went straight to his room. I was kinda bummed out that he didn’t stop in my room first, he must have had a really bad day if he was in there moping, I couldn’t sleep, I had to go check in on him! When I got to his door I heard a soft moaning sound, I thought he was in pain so I opened the door and walked right on in only to find him sitting naked on the bed jerking his cock… he was caught jacking it and he wasn’t even the least bit ashamed! He liked me watching him, he even told me to come closer and open wide so that he could cum in my mouth. I wanted to suck his cock so bad but he wouldn’t let me, he just kept on stroking it until finally he came all over my face!

Dirty Phone Talk and Masturbation

dirty phone talkToday was a rather warm day for this time of year, so I decided to have my dirty phone talk poolside. Naked of course. I have no privacy fence. Even if I did, it would not have protected the eyes of the neighbor boy home from school today. My munchkins were home too. The ones still in school, go back tomorrow. I teased the neighbor boy. I knew he was watching me. Would you like to be my neighbor? I like guys of ALL ages. There is no husband next door. This boy is being raised by his grandma who likely has tits to her knees and an wild gray bush like the old lady in room 237 of the Overlook Hotel. He needed to see a real woman’s body; a sexy MILF body. I got out of the water like I was Pam Anderson. Shook my long wet hair out and rubbed my natural boobs. I made eye contact with him as I sat on a pool chair to touch my pussy. He pressed his face up against his bedroom window for a better look. I gave him a hot show. I rubbed my clit in small circles before licking my fingers and thrusting them inside my pussy. I get lost in playing with myself sometimes. As I was cumming hard, I realized the neighbor man on the other side was jacking his cock watching me as were all my sons who were home. Guess men and boys alike enjoy watching a sexy woman masturbate. Do you? I gave everyone a show. I enjoyed it too. I spread my legs wider and made sure to rotate so everyone got a view of my hot pussy. Call me an exhibitionist, but I love an audience. Perhaps that is why I have long been in the adult industry. Nothing hotter to me then men watching me masturbate and fuck.

Happy New Year!!

submissive phone sexHappy New Year! Everyone around here is talking about their new year resolutions so I may as well get in on it too right? This year I resolve to be more submissive, more of a filthy slut for my husband and sons to pimp out and just a better wife and mother than I have ever been. I’ve been working really hard on it already too, this morning I have already swallowed my husband’s cum and both of my son’s cum too, I’ve made them breakfast and have been catering to their every whim today. Later on today, my husband has a HUGE gangbang planned for me, I’ve been really nervous about it but I can’t say no, I need to fully submit myself and let those men do whatever they want to do to me, wish me luck!

Phone Sex Sites are Always Open for Dirty Phone Sex Fun

phone sex sitesLucky for you guys, phone sex sites are always open, even on holidays. I love working the holidays personally. I usually get to talk to new guys and party. I did my longest call ever over Christmas . I talked to this mommy lover for over 6 hours straight. Cocaine was involved of course, for both of us.  He was Jewish so the holiday had no real meaning to him, but he found himself out of town trapped by a blizzard. He had a sizeable amount of cocaine with him and his American Express card, so he treated himself to some dirty phone sex with a hot mom. Now mind you, I had a house full of little ones young and old. All my offspring spent the holidays with me. We opened gifts in the morning, had some dirty fun, ate, played some more, then they wanted to watch movies and play video games. I did a few lines, signed on to take calls and boom, first call was for some mommy son love. After a couple hours, my sons came looking for me, my daughters too. They found me on the couch in my office, naked, rubbing my pussy and talking incest. I was sharing my real life experiences as a P mommy. I am not ashamed of having carnal relationships with each and every one of my slutkins. They got so turned on hearing tales of what I have done to each of them since they could crawl, that video games and movies lost their luster. Suddenly they were between my legs licking and fingering my pussy as I recounted all the family fun we have had spanning two decades for my older ones. My little ones had to be muffled because well they are not old enough for phone sex! I know, that is so wrong right? As far as I am concern, if you are old enough to fuck your mommy, you are old enough to talk about it! I don’t care if you last 6 hours or 6 minutes; if you like mommy phone sex, I bet we have a to talk about.

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