Dirty phone sex is the best kind. I have a dirty scat story to tell you. I broke my foot recently. They had to reset it with pins. They gave me a ton of pain pills after the surgery, but the doctor did not warn me about the effects of the pain killers. I’m a coke and weed girl; pain pills aren’t my thing. I needed to shit and it was not happening. My oldest son is a nasty freak. He said, “How about I fuck the shit out of you literally, mom?” I knew it would be messy. It had been days, but I was desperate. My son has a 9 inch long cock. He is not short on girth either. I told him no lube. I had plenty of shit in me to lube his dick well. I bent over the kitchen table so he could ram his hard cock in my shitty ass deep. He got in to it. He called me his fudge packing mommy as he pounded by backed up back door. For a moment, I feared he was shoving the shit deeper inside me, but soon I felt relief. He pulled out of me and my ass exploded on the kitchen floor. I mean it was nasty, but I felt instant relief. My son is such a shit lover. He pushed his cock back into my dirty ass and fucked me until he came. Of course, it wasn’t over until he made me his ass to mouth slut too. I cleaned his dirty shit stick with my mouth. I tasted my own shit. I thought I had hit some all time low, but I was high as fuck and loving being such a nasty phone sex mommy. Do you like scat play? It is so dirty and taboo, but I enjoyed every nasty minute of it.
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Really Dirty Phone Sex: Scat Play
I have a bare little cunny for you
Hey there, do you like my stuffed animals and my princess bedding? I would love for you to come over one day and I could show you all my of my toys. There is one special thing that I want you to see and you have to promise to be gentle when you pet it. Its this bald bare smooth tight little cunny between my legs if you pet it long enough my little bed will be soaking wet. If you lay down I can sit my little pink cunny right on your face and let you taste how good and sweet I am. Would you like that? Can I call you daddy too? I would love to ride your big fat cock daddy, my little cunny will be so tight that you will not be able to last. I just wanna be a bad girl tonight daddy.
Fireworks tonight
My nasty phone sex will make those fireworks explode. Let’s get a little nasty while the bottle rockets go pop and the booms make the crowd go wild. Holiday fun means two of your favorites. Bikinis and young girls in bikinis. Poor daddy. I know that cock will be throbbing in your pants watching lithe little bodies frolicking in the water. Maybe white t-shirts and water balloons soaking them down, making perky nips show through. Oh, so innocent, but I know what it does to you.
You sit there with that cold beer, talking to your buddies while the wives talk and the brats play. But poor P-Daddy has a problem. It’s called too much young pussy at your place. One of the girls yells that she’s going inside to change into something dry. You wait like a predator, then follow. You just know that she will kick that wet bikini bottom off and toss it over the shower rod to dry. You close the door behind you, pull it down, press it to your nose. You can taste the young pussy on the crotch as your hand moves to your cock. I know exactly what you need. Let me be your wicked accomplice.
I felt so silly!
I felt so silly but what was I supposed to do? My sons wanted to take lots of naked pictures of me and I just couldn’t say no! I stripped off my clothes nice and slow and did every little thing they asked. I posed for them and showed them every inch of me and when they were finally done taking pictures they used their hard dicks on me too! It was heavenly to feel my sweet sons fucking my ass and pussy, I love being squished between them while they stuff my fuck holes and pound me hard! Honestly, it’s the best sex I have ever had in my life! But don’t tell my husband I said that though! He would be so jealous!
Dirty Phone Talk To Get You Off
I’m feeling like a really dirty girl tonight and would love to enjoy some dirty phone talk with a hunk of burnin love like you. If your so inclined, I’d love to watch as you jerk that fuck rod off for me. I would love to get your precum oozing and take over on driving that fuck rocket right into my hot snatch. Fill my cunt with jizz and be sure you are willing to suck it all out and clean every drop of salty gooey sperm filled goodness.
We can talk about whatever gets that cock of yours twitching and puking the man juice. My cunt gets really fucking wet hearing about those taboo filthy fuck fantasies you have. You’re certainly going to need to be prepared to get nasty with me and know what you like. My naughty mind can go in many directions and unless your willing to come clean in what you want it won’t be anything near as hot as it could be.
Scat With Me Daddy
I took a bunch of laxatives before you came over and you didn’t even know. You stick your cock inside my tight little ass and all my shit comes out on your cock. I’m embarrassed at first but when I see your face, I can tell you love it. I take my finger to my hole and scoop up some of it. I put it to your lips and you lick it up. Yum! You have me sit on your face to eat out my dirty butt hole and I push more out onto your face. You love the way my dinner from last night tastes. I start sucking your cock and make myself puke all over your crotch. We’re fucking in vomit and shit like while animals. You throw me onto my back and keep fucking me while I piss all over your dick. Let’s do it again tonight!
My BBC daddy
One of my daddies came to place his order for the week and he was looking extra fucking sexy. He was telling me what he wanted and the whole time I couldn’t stop staring at his cock through his jeans. He caught me looking and all of a sudden he told me to cancel his order and when I asked why, he said because he wanted to fuck me instead. I was kinda surprised but I took him into the room and my daddy laid down so I got ontop of him with my bare little pussy and started riding his fat cock. He ran his hands up my back and grabbed my hips to shove the rest of his cock as deep in me as he could go till he blew his fat load in my teen cunt.
I love it when he takes it!
I just love it when my son just comes to me and takes what he wants, it makes me feel so dirty! This morning he just walked up to me as I was drinking my coffee and pulled out his cock. He didn’t say a word he just stood there in front of me with that hard cock pointing at my face and waited for me to do what he trained me to do. I swallowed that giant cock of his all the way down my throat and as soon as it was balls deep down there he started brutally fucking my face! I was choking and gagging and at one point I was sure I was gonna puke but I held it together and took it like I knew I should. Then he bent me over and shoved that hard dick up my ass and fucked it till he came… then he walked away without a word, isn’t that hot?
Dirty Phone Talk All Night Long
Need a dirty phone talk slut to keep you company and help you with your jerk off sessions? I’m the girl for you if you like a sultry voice, dirty mind and filthy mouth. Maybe it’s a porn watching companion you desire? Well I am a pornhub addict and love to commentate the actions in them and go on about how hot it is and how hot it would be to do to you or have you do to me, interactive porn if you will.
One call I did was all about me talking trash to a pathetic loser panty loving faggot. He tried telling me that liking dick didn’t make him a faggot, umm… PLEASE! What a pathetic excuse for a man he was, and I royally enjoyed the fuck out of berating him. The little fucker came so god damned hard he fucking hung up like the pathetic excuse he is. It’s so funny, the guys that hang up as they cum or are about to, without a fucking thanks! I consider it a job well done, now what about you?
The Shrek of my dreams
It was one of those nights. No sensual fantasies about it. I’d been down with the flu and had taken a double dose of Nyquil, hoping for some blissful sleep. My head hit my pillow and I was gone.
In my drugged state, I began to dream. I was somewhere beautiful, walking through a forest. The sun felt warm. I was naked except for a little sarong. My tits were poking out the sides. I heard something in the woods but felt no fear. The sound grew louder. I could feel the footsteps. I dropped to my knees and cowered as someone came out of the woods. He was huge and green. Then I realized who he was. It was Shrek, the fucking cartoon from the movie. I had watched it a million times with my own brats.
He looked me up and down and smiled. “Nice tits.” he reached out to fondle a large mammary. My nipple grew hard. I saw his hand move to his cock. OMG!!! It was green and like 2 feet long. I felt my pussy twitch as I moved closer to look. He beckoned me and I took his tree-trunk into my mouth. I had never tasted anything so sweet. I gobbled at his mean green penis hungrily, trying to take it all in. “Lie back.” he ordered, kneeling between my thighs. I gasped with the first thrust and spread wider. “Fuck me, Shrek.” I moaned. I guess my tight cunt was more than he could handle. He blasted my insides like a Jolly Green Giant.
I awoke then, still gasping. I reached down to my pussy, feeling my wetness. It had all been a dream, right? I brought my hand to my mouth to taste my own juices. That’s when I saw the green tinged cum. Had Shrek really fucked me or was it a drug-induced delusion?













