XXX sites are not where you expect to find blogs about gardening. Hold my beer because I have a hot gardening story for you. Recently, I took it up. Well, I was forced to take it up because my gated neighborhood takes lawn care seriously. Talk about keeping up with the Joneses. During Covid, I could not find a single gardener or landscaping guy to come to the house. Not even paying them double. I think it is because my house contained so many people, we violated the quarantine laws of how many people could gather in one place at a time, LOL. I mean it is all family. No place else to go. I got tired of my snooty neighborhood association fining me and leaving nasty notices on my door, so I Googled how to have a pretty yard and decided to do it myself.
Because I work for XXX sites, you know I could not do this in a vanilla way. I took up nude gardening. I mean if I am going to be outside doing manual labor I did not want to do, I was going to do it with flavor. Besides, I needed some vitamin D. The beaches were closed, and I could not go anywhere. Nude gardening it was. I have a right to do what I want on my own property. I was about to show those stuck-up bitches on the neighborhood beautification project just what I thought about their fines and notices. I am a sexy milf. I have big breasts and curves. They just hate me because their husbands and sons lust after me. Day one of nude gardening and I had a line of men watching me doing their best to stay 6 feet apart. Even with masks on, I knew who they all were.
I had no problem gardening naked. I do like it dirty, so I would sit in the potted soil and masturbate while neighborhood men and boys jacked off for me. I caused quite the scandal with the wives and mothers, but they were the reason I was doing it. I used gardening to get back at them for targeting me. I was out there daily gardening in the nude. And each day I got a bigger and bigger audience. I became their escapism. A lot little retreat from 23 hours stuck at home with boring wives. The way I look at it, I did my community some good. I helped horny men get off. I helped them get some vitamin D and I got my lawn up to standard to get those jealous old biddies off my back. And you thought you could not find a hot gardening story on XXX sites.
I watched with hungry eyes and a falsely benevolent smile as she drank her soda. Her father and I had agreed to simply pretend I was trying to be her friend, she’d think nothing of a cute new playmate giving her a drink. For now I had to wait, my breath baited, my heart beating in my ears. She yawned, rubbing her eyes, and fell over. I waited a second, just one, before I texted her father and got to work undressing the little tease. He’d told me she’d started wearing only panties and a shirt around the house and he couldn’t help himself anymore, I’d told him to give me twenty minutes. Her shirt flopped to the floor, her tiny budded tits filling my palms during a moment’s discretion, before I rubbed my hands down to the lining of a dark skirt. She’d put it on because I was here, well, all the better, all that means is I can take it off and reveal her cute hips to the man that made her. “So precious.” I couldn’t help a giggle, nor a lick of my lips.
